Chap. 1 School Day

The Alarm clock goes off "BEEEEEP BEEEEEP"

Gaara roles over and turn it off then stand up and walks to the bath room and brushes his teeth then looks in the mirror

"Look at your sexy self …. I'm SEXY I have to believe in myself for this to work I'm SEXY WOOOOOOOOO" Gaara screamed and stared washing his face. Then Temari bust in the room

"What the fuck is wrong with you why are you talking to yourself stupid ass"

Gaara felt his cheeks getting red SHIIIIIT she heard me he thought to himself

"UGGGGHHH why did I have to be the born to this family" She says as she walking out his room

Then Gaara then went into his closet and pulls out a a Red shirt with black stripes and black jeans with sneakers then takes his book bag up and walks down stairs and out the door to school as he walked he notices "HER" his crush Ino Yamanaka

She waves "Hey Gaara"

He starts to breath heavy ohhh god what do I say maybe hi or hey or hello or whats up or….. by the time he gets it she is long gone He slaps himself upside the head "Dum shit" he starts walking again " Hey Sai"

"Hey what's up" Sai ask

"Nothing so did you buy that journal" Garra answer

"Yuppers" Sai answer

"What the fuck is Yuppers if you're going to change lets ban the word yuppers from your vocabulary" Gaara says

They get to school and go there separate ways Ok stay cool don't do anything stupid….he trip over a pebble and fall SHIIIIT

Some people start laughing then Rock lee come over "Yo are you ok you look like you got raped "

"Shut up lee" Gaara gets up and walks to class quickly

He gets to class Ms Porfilis I hate how all highschool teacher have the weirdest names

Math Most hated subject in the school but I seem to like it what the fuck is wrong with me

But my math teacher is freaking hot I guess that the reason

Class end the day goes on BORING AS HELL

IT"S LUNCH

As I'm walking to lunch I pass by a room I see my math teacher fucking the football team's Quarter back I watch for a while until I start getting hard at her bouncing boobs and she winks at me then I run trip and roll down stairs and end up in the lunch room GOD I'm lucky

I get up and get a lunch tray and get served the regular guck and fries with Milk

As im walking I get pulled into this room "WOAH"!!!

It's my math teacher and her breast are right in my face IM LOVING THIS but then she squeezes my shoulder hard NOT SO LOVING THIS ANYMORE " OWwww why'd you do that" ??

"Because If your tell anyone one about me wrestling the Quarter Back I going to tear those nice well toned shoulders OFFF" The math teacher says with a serious look on her face

Ugghhh why couldn't she just say she wanted to fuck me I would be in heaven Garra thought

Then she pushes me out until 15 minutes later she walks out of it

I'm eating with sai and lee and tell them about my little altercation then sai goes to the bathroom to jerk off

Gaara Thought

Honestly what the fuck is wrong with my friends they go to jerk off with nothing who THE FUCK does that like really that pretty hard no video no picture they must have I real big imagination I should be jerking off I saw NIPPLES

End of thoughts

Lee: "so you saw her nipples "

Gaara: "Yep Hard as a rock"

Lee:Uhhh I think I just cummed

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU HORNY BASTARD" Garra Screams

"Mmmmmm I'm going to the bathroom lee smirks and walks to the bathroom"

The just my luck Ino is here and my dick is jumping for joy

Ino: Anyone sitting here

Gaara:….ummm no not really

Ino sits

Ino: "So Garra whats up"

Gaara: Oh nothing you just the old usually boring stuff

Garra Thoughts

Ohh crap why did I say that im such a retard I can't keep a real conversation when I'm trying to get her to love me but since it just me her I'm feeling like a real MAN yea MAAAAN I'm da MAN I GOT THIS!!!!!!!!

End of thoughts

Ino: Soooo how you been

Gaara: I been bored up until now I'm having a nice conversation with you

*Ino Blushes* Ino: yea me to *she smiles*

*Sasuke comes over*

Sasuke:Hey Ino whats up *smiles*

Ino: *smiles* Hey Sasuke

GARRA THOUGHTS

WHAT THE FUCK You know this guy really pisses me off just cause he can have any girl in the world he can just come over and cut in between me and ino but he has to come over here like a bird hunter…. BANG SHOT DOWN LIKE BIRD IN THE SKY you know what FUCK YOU SASUKE I HATE YOU'RE YOUR ASS…… SHE MINE BITCH but look at her she totally into him not feeling like a man anymore I am broken……..

End of thought

Neji comes over

*This mother fucker comes over here now*Gaara thinks

Neji: Hey ino since me and Sasuke are talking to you how bout you sit at our table

Ino: Sure BYE Gaara

*And there she goes it's like this one opportunity just walk away with my heart *

School Ends After two periods gaara walk home open his journal and writes

Dear Journal

I had a weird day today I saw nipples hard nipple and guess who's they where my math teachers but when I go to the lunch room she attacks me I guess I should bribed her and made her suck my dick but Im to weak for that. Ino ACUTALLY talked to me today even though it was a short five minutes we got some where I could feel it but then those 2 bastards Neji and Sasuke come over and pee's on my flame fuck them I can't stand those pussies I SHOULD BE THOSE GUYS seriously I'm ten times hotter then them LOOK AT ME !!!!! Well tomorrow I'll have another chance

Ps. MY FRIENDS ARE PERVS

Lesson Learned: Do not look in any classrooms while going to lunch room you might see someone getting fucked

Sincerely Yours

Gaara