Chap. 2 I'm Da Man
It's 3 at night and all I here Is banging and moaning
I know it's temari banging the shit out shikamaru this guy barely ever speaks and he hooks up with my sister YOU NO WHAT FUCK IT IM SHUTING THEM UP
Gaara marches out of his room and stops right I front of temari's room sweating panting and shaking
Lets hope she doesn't hurt me badly this time
He opens the door and is shocked
What the fuck she's sleeping. He stills hear banging and then notices it's coming from the bathroom and walks in
OHHH GODDD!!!!!!!!!!!
It kankuro jerking himself off
Gaara: Dude your banging the house jerking off and you scream like a girl oh come on now…
Kankoru: *hides his dick*ohh shut the fuck up garra you know how it is with the dirty dreams I know you came in here to do just what im doing you can join just back to back
Gaara: ……………………………..NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! You seriously need a girlfriend
Temari wakes up angry and walks to the bathroom and notices kankuro has his pant down and garra is just watching
EWWWWWWWW What the fuck are you guys doing Jerking off IN MY HOUSE
Gaara: How does it look like im jerking off
Temari: YOU'RE STARING AT HIM
Gaara: You know what... i give up JUST GIVE UP. Fuck you guys. Im going back to bed
Gaara walks away and termari gets a better look at the bathroom
Temari: OHHHH HELL NO my bathroom looks like a dickfest did you jizz all over the wall you fucking bastard
Kankuro: hell no that was Gaara all gaara he just finished that's why he had his pants up waiting for me to leave so he can take a shower
Temari: Closes her eyes and breaths Both of you are sick
Temari marches over to gaara's room and kicks opens the door gaara goes flying on to his bed
Gaara: Mother fucking BITCH I was walking onto my bed and you kick the fucking door open. What the fuck is wrong with you busting in here like you own this house
Temari: I DO OWN THIS HOUSE BITCH
GAara: Well I have privacy you knooow
Temari: Well you took that privacy in my bathroom and jizzed on MY wall SO CLEAN IT
Gaara: WHAAAAAAAAAATTT I did not jizz on no wall that was all kankuro
Temari: clean it or die *she gives him an evil stare*
Gaara: Oh my GOD I can't believe this you believe KANKURO over me you know whatever……..WHATEVER !!!!! HE walk angrily to the bathroom
Temari goes to bed with a smile
Gaara take a towel and wipes all the jizz and pubes go to kankuro's room and slams it on his face
Kankuro sleeping with his hand in his pants MMMMM yea your pussy smells good
Kankuro wakes up because he notives it's the smell of his own jizz
Kankuro : OHHH Dude WHAT THE FUCK
Gaara: that for blaming it on me bitch he walks out the room
Kankuro shrugs his shoulder and jerks off with the towel
Next morning
Alarm clock: BEEEP BEEEEEP
Gaara didn't notice it the first couple of times and started to ignore it. Then temari walks in the room
Temari: IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW WE ARE GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS
In my head I just wanted say SHUT THE FUCKKKKK UPPPPPP but I started to feel the pain she was gonna give me before she inflicted it. So I got up like a good boy
Gaara: Well if I got any SLEEP LAST NIGHT MAYBE JUUSSTTT Maybe I'll be up at the first beep.
Temari: Whateverrr *she walks out*
Gaara goes to the bathroom and brushes his teeth then looks in the mirror man I look like im on crack. He takes up a brush and brushes his hair for the first time. Wow that felt…….AXELERATING. He washed his face and left the bathroom. He went to his closet and looked for what he was going to wear. He pulled out a white shirt with a yellow happy face on it, blue jeans and yellow sneakers. He picked up his bookbag and jacket and left the house. He started walking to school when he came across ino and she waved at him
Gaaras thoughts
Alright this is my chance, just walk across the street and have a good coverstation all the way to school. She looks so nice that mini skirt. GODD I wished shed just bend over so I can shove my dick up her.................................….……..HEAVAN
End of thoughts
He started walking across the street and without paying attention a taxi rushes down the street the driver trys the brakes but it was to late the car slamed into gaaras legs making him fly onto the window.
Gaara: Owwwwww *gets off the window*
Ino comes running over "OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK"
Gaara: *standing perfectly until she comes over then he falls to the ground acting hurt* Owww my arm…..it hurts so bad the PAIN
Ino: let me take a look at it *she slowly picks up his arm and rubs it*
Gaaras thoughts
UHHHHHH her touch is so soft. I cant tell if im hard or not but God dam I wish my arm was my dick
End of thoughts
Ino: does that feel better garra
Gaara: it feels a little better I think I can stand now *he gets up*
Ino: you should watch were your going next time
Gaara: how could I watch were im going when your beauty is blinding me
Ino: *blushes* thanks that's sweet of you *she leans over and gives him a kiss on the cheek*
Gaaras thoughts
BAAAAAAAAANGGGG! WATCH YOU GOT ON THAT SASUKE huh! NEJI CANT TOP THAT
End of thoughts
They both walked to school together talking as some guys from the school gave gaara an envious look then out of nowhere
Sai: I SEE YOU GAARA
Rock lee: Get that pu-nan-ayyyy(pussy)
Gaara gave them the shut the fuck up look because he didn't want anything to ruin this moment. He felt on untouchable like he was on top of the world untillll neji came along
Neji: *takes inos hand* come here I have something to show you *he pulls her*
Ino: *laughs* see you later garra
Gaara:damn that neji
Sai: *walks up to garra* it's alright rejection happens…
Gaara: ITS NOT REJECTION..she just……wanted to go see whats there who knows it could have been cool
Rock lee: Could have been his dick he wanted to show her
Gaara: SHUT THE FUCK UP LEE
Classes begin and first period gaara and ms. Porfilis gets called to the principles office they both walked down the same staircase.
Ms. Porfilis: *looks at gaara evily* you say anything gaara
Gaara: *gets shooked up a little* ………..Of..of c-course not
Ms. Porfilis: *smiles* ok we'll see
Gaaras thoughts
I knew that smile was pure evil. I might be walking into my own coffin. But I got to keep my cool. Stay calm and everything will be fine and plus they cant kill me in school.
End of thoughts
They walked into the principles office. He turned around zips up his pants and his hands were wet and immediately I suspected that he was jerking off. Ewww I hope I don't got to shake his hand after this.
Principal: Is it true Ms. Porfilis that you and gaara were having sexual altercations in the lunchroom closet
Gaara: *thinks* I wish
Ms. Porfilis: No Of course not
Principal: well I heard from a little birdie that gaara walked out and a couple of minutes after you walked out. Look Miss I've been in high school before I know how it goes
Gaara: Mr. principle sorry to cut in but yesterday I saw ms. Porfilis……*ms porfilis looks at him with a shut up or die look*…..GRADING MY MATH PAPERS
Principle: sooo ummmm what does that have to do with anything were talking about.
Gaara: She is way too busy to be fondling with me or other students
Principle: hmm you have a point there but how do I know you're not just trying to defend yourself and ms. Porfilis at the same time.
Ms. Porfilis: How do you know the little birdy that told you this wasn't lying just to get me in trouble
Principal: I'm sorry ms porfilis but this isn't the first time we have heard of you and students in sexual altercations before.
Gaara: don't mix it up with students thinking of her while having sexual altercations
Principal: I'll be right back I have to get some paperwork *he got up and left the room*
Gaaras thoughts
NOOO WERE ARE YOU GOING SHE MIGHT KILL ME….shit its just me and her alone in this small room it feels like the room is coming down on me. *he looked at ms porfilis who gave him a cold glare* noo im gonna die here before I lose my virginity WHYYYY MEEEEE *he looked the other way and saw a security guard* oh thank god for security im safe. Ohhh breath garra its almost done just keep your cool and everything will be alright you will be *security guard left*………DEAD NOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA DIE IM TOO YOUNG, TOO SEXY, AND TO TOP IT ALL I CANT DIE A VIRGIN…..*he looked at ms porfilis sharpening one of her pencils when she took it out the tip was sharper than ever* Oh god she is gonna shove that through my neck..i knew I was walking to my coffin *sniffles* I never got to get nothing no oral of anything fuck fate
End of thoughts
Ms. Porfilis: *Glare at Garra and waves the pencil from side to side*
Gaara: *Stares at her with a horrified look on his face*
She gets up
Gaara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM A VIRGIN
Ms. Porfilis : HUH?????
Gaara: Your not going to kill me??
Ms. Porfilis : Nooo what do you think I am CRAZY
Gaara Thoughts
Yea that what I first had in mind but….
End of thoughts
Gaara : OHHHHHH nooooooooo no no no your to ….ummmmmm yea
I could not kill a guy that never fucked me and is a virgin oh and I new you were a virgin from the way you stared at me in class
Gaara: * Blushes*
Ms. Porfilis : *smiles and sits*
The principal comes in
Principal: Well it look like im going to have to expel you Ms. Porfilis unless there something that can change my mind
Ms. Porfilis : *Looks shocked then starts crying*
Gaara: *Stands*
Gaara Thoughts
Ok gaara you want to become a lawyer….. maybe……… show em your skill YOU GOT MAAAADDD SKILL ok here you go
End of thoughts
Gaara: Excuse me It is not in the right mind to do so Mr. Principal well the law states you cannot fire a teacher unless you take it up with the bored of ed. Unless you have ligament facts. And you do not Sir with all due respect if you do so you will be making a fool and a mockery of this school not only this school but rules rights and written fact that were made by a man that believed in education for children such as myself I cannot stand and watch you do this I believe in education and as well and if you do this foolish action I will have no other option but to act and a witness for this crime when she sues your for breaking the promise this young teacher has made with you to work under your wing and educate these children give them the BEST education possible all teachers have a rights and you my man are spitting on them. I am sorry but this is just not acceptable to me
Principal: *looks shocked* wow young man you have a point look like I will just have to suspend you for a week until we can further investigate
Gaara: Are you questioning this young woman's honesty I mean look and this crying young woman you have broken her this is probably the only job she has she will be living out in the street tell me you have a heart I am one of your best student I gave this highschool fame by winning the math bee if you investigate I will have no choice but to turn to the enemy
Principal: Ohhh no not Kiri High ok ok I will not investigate but I stand by suspending her
Gaara: Ok I'm going to class now *he walks out with his head high*
Gaara Thoughts
WHO DA MAN IM DA MAN BITCHES
The principal and Mr. Porfiis are baffled at this young man knowledge
Principal: well than you are dismissed miss porfilis you may go home on the account of sickness *he winked*
Gaara goes to class school day end garra goes home
Dear Journal
Today was wierd I got hit by a car but ino was actually touching me… WOW I think she like me we walked to school and everyone was giving me drity looks YESSSSS that rocked but then that fag neji came over and stole my thunder then again there she goes taking my heart with her but she'll be mine then I got called to the principals office with the devils slut my math teacher for allegations that she fucked me I WISH!!!! And I protected her?????? From getting fired instead suspended like What the fuck is wrong with me but I hope she sucks my dick other than that TODAY SUCKED ino was all blushing and shit with neji all over her at lunch he'll die I'll make that happen trust me
Leason learned: Getting hit by a car in front of the girl you like proves helpful
Sincerely Yours
Gaara