About an hour after Schrodinger had been allowed to leave and everything was unpacked, Hansa and Seras were ready to go. Integra knocked on their door and Seras opened it up, surprised to find everyone else with her boss. She turned to Hansa, who was hiding behind the corner and only just peeking around. She didn't want to be seen like this, not in a bikini. She had been a guy earlier today after all. This was the first embarrassing thing she'd ever had to do in her entire life! Seras smiled gently and threw a towel over her shoulder.

"C'mon! Don't be shy!" she urged. Hansa scowled, but slowly came out from behind the corner with a beach towel in her hands. She stepped out of the room with Seras and everyone, including Integra, stared at her. Hansa blushed.

"Nice bod, sexy," Jan commented. Hansa smacked him half way down the hallway. Everyone else simply stared, except for Dok who was scribbling in a small notebook. Luke again averted his eyes. Alucard phased through the wall behind Seras and wrapped his arms around the fledgling vampire.

"Hmmm…I wonder why nobody expected to find the werewolf like this? Maybe Schrodinger knows her anatomy a little better," he said with a leer directed at the boy. Schrodinger cowered behind Integra.

"Don't hurt me Kapitan! I didn't mean it!" he cried. Hansa shrugged and looked down the hall as Enrico and his three bodyguards came out of their rooms, all dressed for the beach. This was the first time the archbishop might have been out of uniform in a year! Anderson grinned evilly as Alucard phased through the floor and disappeared completely. After the Iscariots caught up, everyone headed for the beach.

At the beach, Alucard was waiting for them, umbrellas already set up, as Integra had probably told him to do. Hansa laid her beach towel out under the umbrella with Seras and the draculina sighed contently, leaning back in the shade. Hansa wasn't very much much enjoying herself here, mostly because it was very hot and very sunny. Besides that, everything was just fine. Seras seemed to be enjoying herself, along with the rest of the vacationers.

"It seems that everything is going well…so far," Integra commented. The Major glanced at her and then let out a sigh of relief.

"Yes yes, but what are we going to do? It's not like we can just sit around and do nothing," Enrico complained, clearly annoyed that there was no entertainment for him. Hansa grinned.

"How about a game of volleyball?" she suggested. Nobody disagreed and Alucard sat quietly under an umbrella, his shadow tendrils trailing under the sand and then coming up in the form of a volleyball net. He opened up a book and put on a pair of dark-tinted sunglasses. Integra stood up and looked around.

"I'll choose the teams since Enrico is gonna complain and whine about it. Let's see…how about, Seras, Hansa, Rip, and Zorin against the Major, Dok, Anderson and Enrico?" The archbishop furrowed his brow.

"I'm playing?"

Indeed. Since you're the one who complained about being so bored." Anderson dragged his superior out into the sunlight and drew a rectangle around the volleyball net with his foot.

"Aye, come on nae. Yer not one ta pass up a nice game 'o fun, nae would ye?" the paladin asked cheekily, turning back to the team Integra had picked to face him. Seras and Zorin took back field while Hansa and Rip too up front. The Major took up front against Hansa and Dok went against rip. Anderson and Enrico took up their positions against Seras and Zorin respectively. Luke tossed them a volleyball as he turned to leave.

"I'm off to find a restaurant," he said. Jan looked around and his over-pierced lips turned into a grin.

"I'ma find me some hot chick and take her ta heaven," he said, running off down the beach. Anderson suddenly drew a bayonet up in each hand and chased after the perverted vamp-copy.

"Thou shalt not comit adultery!" he yelled after Jan. Integra pointed at Schrodinger and Hansa smirked.

"You, fill in for Anderson until he gets back." Schrodinger reluctantly took Anderson's place. Enrico used his position as the archbishop of Rome to get the first serve. The ball went up and came down at Seras. She smacked it back over the midnight-black net and it headed straight for the Major. The cyborg effortlessly flipped his wrist and sent the ball back over the net at Hansa. The lycanthrope, not one to be outdone, jumped up and smashed the ball back down. Schrodinger cowered and then teleported behind Enrico. The ball hit the sand. Point for the girls.

"You idiot! Hit it back!" Enrico yelled, kicking Schrodinger back into place. When the cat boy picked the ball up, and found that smoke was rising from it. He whimpered, but served the ball up into the air. The Major grinned.

"Kapitan, stand down," he said, folding his arms across his chest. Hansa froze and sat down on the ground. Order received. Rip growled and seemingly out of nowhere, pulled out her rifle. She baseball smacked the volleyball into the air and it came down at Dok, who spiked it back at Zorin, who easily flipped out her scythe and hit the ball back with the flat side. It came down at Enrico and the archbishop hit it back at Seras, who did the same as Hansa and jumped up, spiking the ball back at Schrodinger, who repeated his cowardice. Point for the girls…again.

Enrico, infuriated that Schrodinger had let the ball reach the ground for a second time, threw Schrodinger into the sand and threatened to have Anderson castrate him if he ran away again. Schrodinger paled visibly and the Major shrugged.

"Zat might solve ze hyperactive problem." Schrodinger paled to an almost paper white and gulped with fear. Rip grabbed Hansa by the shoulder and pulled her up to her feet.

"Vhat are you doing?! We almost got scored on!" she yelled. Hansa glanced at the Major before answering.

"It vas an order," she replied stoically. Rip growled, but simply went back to her spot. Hansa looked at the Major and the cyborg raised his eyebrows.

"Oh fine, play ze game. I vas cheating," he admitted. Hansa nodded and took her jump stance. Schrodinger served right to Hansa. She jumped up with a malicious grin and slammed the ball down at Enrico this time. The archbishop tried to return the ball, but failed as it bounced off his hands and hit the ground. Alucard raised his arm, still reading his book, and pointed over to the girls team.

"And, to nobody's great surprise, the winners are the girls. Woohoo," he finished boredly as a shadow tendril came out of his shoulder and flipped the page. Seras jumped up and down with joy and everyone else turned to Enrico, Rip and Zorin included. Schrodinger appeared at Hansa's side and his gaze fell. Hansa arched an eyebrow as the boy spoke.

"Th-thank you Kapitan. You didn't hit me zat time." Hansa scratched her head and then put a hand on the boy's head.

"Don't vorry. I wasn't going to get you chased after. You already ate carpet earlier," she explained. Alucard broke out into laughter and Integra simply relaxed again. Seras wrapped her arms around the two part-animal people and smiled.

"Alright, now what should we do?" she asked cluelessly. Schrodinger's stomach growled.

"Let's get ice cream!" he suggested happily. Hansa shrugged and Alucard tossed Seras a wad of cash.

"Take that and leave me alone. I need to relax while I'm here," he said. But Seras knew better than to take literally what he said. He was giving her the money so that she could have fun. The draculina thanked her master and left with the other two in tow. Enrico ran away as he was chased by the other four, yelling for Anderson to save him. Alucard couldn't help but crack a grin.

"Oh, having fun are you?" Integra asked.

"At least I got my annoying fledgling, the cat boy, and that damned werewolf out my hair for a while," he replied, flipping the page again.

"I know better than to believe your words, Dracula. You wanted her to have fun, getting soft over the years?" Alucard scoffed.

"Look who agreed to go on a vacation with Nazis of all people. Besides, you know that you wanted to see me without a shirt for a while now." Integra's cheeks tinted a bit pink before she put a fist in her servant's gut.

"Say that again and I'll have that annoying fledgling of yours moved to your room with her friend," Integra almost yelled back.

"Okay, I was wrong. You wanted to see me naked, is that it?" Integra fumed.

"YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!"

After finding a Baskin 'n Robins, Schrodinger dragged the two women into the store with him, a happy grin plastered all over his face. Seras looked at all the flavors and Hansa sat down at one of the small tables and waited for Schrodinger to order his pre-dinner ten scoops of ice cream, like he always did when he got to have his favorite food. Seras turned back to Hansa and cocked her head to one side.

"You don't want any?"

"Oh, I'll have a scoop of chocolate und a scoop of vanilla on a cone," she replied. Seras looked at Schrodinger, who was busy ordering a variety of combinations for ten double scoops. Seras ordered a double chocolate cone and paid for everything. After Schrodinger had made five trips to the table with his ice cream, he began to chow down on his treats. Seras sat down across from Hansa and began with her treat as well. Hansa waited for a moment as she watched Schrodinger chow down a little too fast. She could wait for this one.

Schrodinger got about half way through his first cub of ice cream before he held his head and squeezed his eyes shut. Hansa cracked a grin as the boy shook violently in his chair. Seras couldn't help but giggle as the boy rocked from side to side as a result of a terrible brain freeze. After a few seconds, Schrodinger calmed back down, taking a deep breath as he carelessly began to chow down too fast once again. Hansa began with her own ice cream, eating the whole scoop of dark chocolate in one hungry bite. She had to admit, ice cream was one of her favorites too.

"Oh wow, that was impressive," an unfamiliar voice said from behind the werewolf. She turned her head to find three boys in their late teens standing behind her, one of them with his arms folded across his chest.

"Und vat is it to you?" Hansa asked giving her ice cream cone a very slow lick.

"Not much, but I'd like to get to know you better. How about you and your friend come with us. Mark here can keep the kid company," the teen suggested. Hansa pretended to think for a moment and then shook her head.

"But…he is my boyfriend," she replied. Seras almost coughed up her ice cream and Schrodinger stopped dead in his tracks. The three teens looked from Schrodinger and back to Hansa.

"But…you can't be serious. You sure you'd choose him over me? I know how to please a woman," the teen replied smugly. Hansa had another surprising reply, one that made the draculina across from her flush red.

"Oh, ve had lots of fun not too long ago. Und my friend over here too." Seras' eyes suddenly turned away. The three teens looked shocked.

"I call bullshit. No way," the teen retorted. Hansa shrugged and wiped her ice cream on Schrodinger's cheek.

"Oh my, come here and I'll clean you up," she said seductively. The boy, not wanting to make his superior angry, obeyed and moved over to her. Hansa quickly grabbed him and wrapped her arms around his back, forcing her overly-curved chest to his flat one. She dragged her tongue along his cheek, slowly licking away the ice cream on his face with a full lick. After he was clean, she went in and kissed his neck seductively. She could already tell that Schrodinger was going to have a seizure if she did any more, so she let him sink into her lap. She looked back at the three teenagers and one side of her mouth formed a grin.

"I can't believe it. That lucky little fucker," the teen said in awe. Hansa finished her ice cream with one bite and finished off Schrodinger's cups as well. Seras left with the two of them, Schrodinger almost unconscious over Hansa's shoulder. The lycanthrope grinned. Schrodinger owed her big time.

A/N: Well, I hope you liked this chapter. I dunno if it was funny or not, so I need you guys to review and tell me. Thanks! =D