Author's Note

Hey everyone sorry that it has taken so long to continue writing. All the stuff for high school registration and grades has been a lot to do. I have a four day weekend so I am hoping to put up a new chapter soon for my story Twilight After Breaking Dawn. I might continue on this one this weekend too if I get enough reviews!

Christine232

"Umm.. yeah Mike I have to go…" Emmett said as he extracted himself from the tent. "Where to next?" Emmett said as they left a crying Mike on the floor next to the tent and fuming employee.

Chapter 4

As soon as they got out of earshot of Mike and the employee they all burst out laughing. Emmett was about to fall down with his laughter. "I always thought that Mike was gay! I think that answered the question of whether or not he is gay!" Emmett gasped in between laughs.

"What's next?" Bella asked eagerly.

"Ok we have to get an employee to ask if they can help us, then one of us must start crying and say 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' at the top of your voice." Alice answered after looking at the paper for half a second. She rolled her eyes as she saw Jacob doing the pee-pee dance. (:D LOL!)

"Oh hey guys I need to go to the bathroom first! I'll be right back!" Jacob said as he rushed away. Everyone looked at one another and had to laugh at Jacob's 'dance'.

Jacob's Point of View

I rushed around the corner. Damn I have to pee really badly! I ran to the bathrooms where I relieved myself. As I was washing my hands, I remembered one of the items on the list. I smiled deviously as I went to the clothing department at a little faster than human speed. I grabbed a random piece of clothing from a rack and went up to the desk.

The woman looked up from her newspaper and quickly pointed to a room to her left. I sat down on the back bench and watched 2 minutes past on my watch. After that I yelled out, wondering wether I would be banned from Wal-Mart forever for this. "There's no toilet paper in here!" I heard the woman fling her newspaper to the ground as she ran the short distance over to the door.

"Young man, that is for changing clothing NOT for relieving yourself!" she yelled as she pounded on the door. I quietly snickered as I decided to wait to open the door.

Back with the other's…


Edward was watching Emmett approach a security camera when he heard Jacob. "There's NO toilet paper in here!" he yelled obviously at the top of his lungs. All of the Cullen's met each other's looks before they burst out laughing.

Suddenly, after Jacob, a shrill woman's voice was heard. "Young man, that is for changing clothing NOT for relieving yourself!" the voice yelled as Emmett fell on the floor with his laughter. Immediately, the entire store was silent as everyone listen to the woman try to bang the door down.

Back with Jacob…

Suddenly the woman stopped banging on the door. I heard the approach of someone obviously someone in charge by the way the woman talked to him.

"Mr. Mandon, there is a young man in their urinating on the floor!" Mr. Mandon pushed past the woman as I heard the jangle of keys. Oh crap… I saw the door knob turn slowly, like in a horror film.

"Young man… hey you're the guy who put the M&M's on lay away… What are you doing peeing in their?"

"Well, sir I was going to get a pair of pants" Jacob said as he held up the pair of pants he had grabbed, "and then I had to go to the bathroom really badly. I couldn't hold it sir!"

Mr. Mandon looked like al he wanted to do was to take me out back and give me a good whipping with his leather belt. Good thing he's not my dad.

"Get out of my store! Right now or I will call the police!" Mr. Mandon said as his face started to go red with how mad he was.

"Okay" I said as I stood up to my full height. I watched as his eyes took in all of me, height and muscles. I almost let a snicker out as he tried to get himself back under control. Mr. Mandon escorted me out of the store. Only then did it hit me, I would have to sneak back in. I got in my rabbit and put the key in the ammunition and backed up. I waved him good bye which only seemed to tick him off even more. I drove out of the parking lot and down the road to Newton's store before I stopped and got my cheap cell phone.

I dialed Edward's number but before I was finished he was calling me. I picked up immediately.

"Nice Jake, you got yourself kicked out."

"Don't worry I'm going to sneak back in. I just need to change clothes and get a fake mustache so that he won't recognize me."

"…fake mustache… whatever Jacob just get your but back in the store ASAP. You have Bella worried have to death that you're going to into trouble,"

"Tell her not to worry and that I will be in the store within 10 minutes, "I said and closed the phone as I began to dig through the glove compartment for the fake mustache from last Halloween. As soon as I found it I took off the paper on the back to show the sticky stuff. I mashed into onto my face and looked into the mirror to make sure that I put it on right. I changed clothes quickly. Dang I look like Mario… I thought as I looked in the mirror one last time.

I drove back to the Wal-Mart, being careful to make sure that Mr. Mandon didn't see me. I carefully entered the other entrance and passed all notice though I must be like public enemy number 1 to Wal-Mart. I met up with everyone else I the middle of the candy section.

"Okay sorry what next?" I said as Emmett and I high-fived at my last prank.