Author's Note: Sorry for not updating in a while I know it must have been quite the pain for everyone who reads my stories. I'm going to be writing more because I am going to have a a lot more free time on my hands than I expected to. I should be updating quite a bit this summer if all goes how I plan! Anyway sorry for the super long absence and if you know anyone that reads my stories make sure to tell them that I'm going to be updating A LOT Oh and Happy Father's Day! (Tho I don't know if you're a dad or not…)

Christine232

Chapter 6

"Ok who wants to do the next one: While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are," Alice asked. "Sorry Bella but I don't think you can really do this one because let's face it, you're a terrible liar!"

"ME!!!" Emmett called pushing Jasper out of the way so that he was directly in Alice's line of vision.

"NO ME!!!" Jake nearly screamed as he did a strange dance to get Alice's attention.

"No Jake you need to lie low for now with the security guys looking for you. No other takers? Emmett, you win."

"KEWL!!!"

"You know what to do, right?

"Yea, yea, yea. Just make sure that you get it on camera, ok?"

And with that they weaved their way through the rest of the clothing section, a part of the toy section (Emmett and Jake had to stop and look at all the 'awesome' Transformer and Indiana Jones toys). They all stopped just short of entering. Emmett was ready to go bouncing on the balls of his feet like a hyper active 5 year old. The only thing keeping him back was that he had to make sure that Alice had turned the camera on.

As soon as it was on and Alice's finger was hovering over the record button, Alice signaled Emmett to approach the hunting guns desk. Before Emmett was in the mans line of vision he used his super human speed to grab a M444 444 Marlin 5-Shot Lever Action 22" Rifle, then ran back to his starting point. Emmett slowly walked into the man line of vision, keeping his head down and a sad look on his face. The man behind the counter, Barry his nametag said, "Hello sir and how may I help you? Are you ok sir? you look a little unsteady." Emmett's POV Hehehehe… This is going to be so fricking funny… I thought as I approached the counter. "I'm okay, I guess" I answered him plastering a look a despair on my face. "What's wrong, sir?" Barry asked leaning over the counter move than before to hear me. This was going to be too easy… "Well," I said with a huge sigh "I'm looking for the anti-depressants because my doctor he said…" I said not finishing the sentence and letting it fade off. Instantly, Barry changed. He changed from a citizen worrying about sad guy, to a guy who was too frightened to comprehend a gun getting pointed at him by some lunatic. Barry's POV Oh crap oh crap oh crap… I thought as I hit the little emergency button under the counter to get the manager over here. Emmett's POV "Well, sir can you just, um…, but the gun down and I can lead you to the medicines." "Oh no I need this gun," I answered with sudden inspiration. "Why do you need the gun?" I looked left, then right, then over my shoulder like I was making sure someone wasn't there. "The Gnomes, of course!" Barry's POV WHERE THE HELL IS MANDON!?!?!?!? Emmett's POV Barry's reaction to my words were instantanious. I saw oh crap flash through his mind. Not only was I depressed but I was a physco too. Hehehe… "The Gnomes?" "Yes the Gnomes, they look like garden gnomes and they will take you away in their ships then do tests. Then they'll stick a huge needle up your…" "Sir what happens to be wrong here? Barry if this was another one of your ding dong ditch things…" said as he strode up in is suit, breaking off mid sentence when he took in the sight of the gun. "Sir, may I please have the gun? Then we can help you with anything that you need." "You can't protect me from the Gnomes…" Oh my god… I'm glad I don't have to breath!!! "Sir, we can take care of you can get you whatever you need if you give me the gun." Mr. Mandon said as he held out his hand tentitavely for the gun that I held. "Ummm… Ok…" I said as I put the gun in 's hand. "Good man. Now what do you need?" "I need a soda or something to drink and my anti-depressants and I need to call someone so that I can get home." "Fine, Fine. Just come with me," Mr. Masonn said as he led the way towards the front of the store. Please review. Just hit the button u kno u want to! P.S. Reviewing makes me update faster! :D –Christine232