A/N: um... I'm still with you but I'm still so crapped out. I can't even think straight. I got major writer block in like four different stories and I'm trying to do homework but I am so tired I can't even think straight. I'm grounded and my phone was taken from me. Damn. Anyway, on with my craptastic story... yay... oh, dedicated to Samantha and Reahn, the girls who come to save me! Yayz, romance! You'll find out their favourites soon.

Becci's POV: To the rescue?

I looked for his reaction to my words. His mouth hung open slightly and I wiped one of my tears away. He was the first person I'd told of this time since Samantha. He'd taken in better than Sam, she'd wanted to chase down my dad and kill him. But Deidara was in the shock stage. He'll ask more questions soon and I was kind of dreading that time. I hated to talk of those situations. It also meant revealing the inner god and all. Simple as OH SHIT!!! No one wants to know that their friend is a freaking godchild! It's not right!

"So... your dad abused your different jutsu's and you ran off?" I nodded; that was all that the blonde needed to know. "I still am confused but I'll deal."

"Cool. So you know about me and now I wanna know about you." My simple answer astounded him. As he tried to say earlier, I was staying here for a while. "Tell me about your childhood!"

"Well, I killed my family at nine because they treated me like shit... erm, what else. I turned nineteen in May, the fifth. Erm... I like to blow crap up?" he didn't like to talk about himself either; that was evident.

*Knock, knock!* "Hn, Becci! Erm, you got 'visitors'!" I sat up straighter, I got what? Itachi was speaking outlandish gibberish. "They think we were torturing you."

Who the hell would worry about me? Aaron would be convinced by Daniela that I was fine. Dad knows I'm strong. Kana and my team... oh shit. I raced out the door, following the familiar Chakra scents. Hell, hell, hell!

Why would they know where to go? Did they follow us here or something? I asked Melissa in surprise. I knew she was as clueless as me but yeah, I had to try.

Heh, as clueless as you. Melissa's anger was there; her anger was at me though.

I got to the living room and saw the silver haired Jashinist and Samantha, a Jashinist too, deep in the depths of a conversation about rituals. Reahn was having a glaring-without-glaring contest with Sasori and Kana was looking at Itachi and Jashinist dude with revulsion. Deidara was behind me, I could smell his earthy Chakra smell. Kana looked up and saw both me and her baby brother, both of us looking around the room in shock. Without warning, Samantha screamed at the Jashinist guy.

"Fuck you! I bet you're a fucking heathen motherfucker!" Samantha slapped the guy.

"Fuck you too! You're a fucking heathen prostitute cocksucker!" Jashinist dude rubbed his cheek.

"Shut the fuck up, you stupid motherfucker!"

"No you shut the fuck up, you fucking heathen ass!"

"Shut up, you waffle muncher's!" I laughed as I shared the most commonly insult in my book with the world. "You need to munch on some nice steaming hot waffles. They're yummy." Just talking about the delicacy made my mouth water.

Tobi, a random guy with a mask squealed as I spoke. "Do you like waffles?"

"Hell yes!" I replied

"Don't encourage him!" Deidara moaned but with no avail. Tobi burst into the waffle song, and laughing, I joined in. "Oh god."

"Does she always do that?" Sasori asked Reahn, looking at the bickering Jashinists. "I know Hidan does. Always swearing and putting people down."

"It's part of their religion! No duh. Samantha's always swearing and calling us names, but we all laugh it off." Reahn smirked at Sasori's exasperated expression.

Kana was still staring at the blonde boy, his eyes moving from her, to me, to Tobi, to Samantha and 'Hidan', to Sasori, to Reahn and back to Kana. Kana looked at Samantha, her eyes wide and angry. Kakuzu, the money whore who Kisame and Itachi had yelled at about my bare room, shook his head and went back to the money book in his lap. Kana attempted to get my attention but Tobi was talking about something along the lines of 'Deidara-senpai' is a big fat meanie sometimes. Deidara groaned and hid his face in his hands while Hidan and Samantha got louder and louder.

"Fuck off!" Sam.

"No you fuck off!" Hidan.

"I said it first!" Sam.

"Who gives a fuck?!" Hidan.

"Shut the fuck up! I am trying to read my book!" Kakuzu shoved a sock in Hidan's mouth.

"And I'm fucking trying to eat my fucking cookie! Who gives a fuck?" Hidan had spat the sock out.

"I fucking agree! Let us fucking argue in fucking peace!" Samantha didn't know how funny that sounded and she stalked out of the room as I started to laugh.

"I'm sorry!" I continued to laugh as most of them stare at me. "It just sounded queer. Who the hell needs peace to argue?!" Reahn's eyes widened and she started laugh too. Kana looked at us with sparkling eyes, she never laughed. Sasori and Deidara puzzled over it and Itachi grinned. Tobi just started to laugh because everyone else was laughing. Kisame walked in and saw the scene laid out before him. "Hi!"

"Okay, who killed who in what way?" Kisame looked at Itachi and shook his head. "I've never seen him so amused! Or Sasori so confused. And I guess Tobi's laughing because everyone else is."

"Shut up, I'm not confused!" Sasori yelled, though he still looked confused. "I'm never confused! Never!"

"I am, yeah. I don't get it, hm." Deidara spoke with uncertainty.

"Well, to argue you disrupt the peace and Sam wanted us to let her and Hidan argue in peace!" I explained and Itachi's laugh was muffled by his sleeve.

"Oh! I get it now, yeah!" Deidara exclaimed, starting to laugh. Sasori's eyes widened and he grinned.

"Admit it, puppet! You were confused!"Reahn challenged.

"No, I wasn't!" Sasori growled.

"Go argue in peace you guys!" Itachi growled, making me and Deidara double over with laughter. Itachi tried to keep a straight face, but when I started to fall over, breathless, he started to chuckle. Then I started to gasp for breath and he lost control. He rolled on the floor laughing {Itachi, ROFL? No way. OOC much} making Kisame laugh too.

"Deidara? Can I speak to you? Alone?" Kana interrupted our giggling session; her tone was quiet and rather shy. "Please?"