Title: Since Then - Part VII
Pairing: ZoSan
Word Count: 475
Rating: PG, it's just fluff with hints of naughtiness
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece, or the characters in this story

Five years have passed since Zoro and Sanji *finally* admitted the way they felt about each other. What is it like for the boys to finally be together? Yet another follow up piece to Zoro Learns Some Manners (available on LJ or AFF). Someone make me stop! *lol*

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"Esme, I am yours! Devoted to you from birth, I wait on your every wish and desire!!!" Sanji floated inches off the ground, his feet working double time to keep his now liquid lower half from just dribbling onto the ground and soaking away.

The object of his amorous affections yawned and examined her crimson nails.

"But you're gay." Luffy said, always matter of fact.

"NO NO NO NO NO!!! No, no. No. No, I am *not* gay… Whatever made you think that?!" Sanji fluttered his eyelashes at the voluptuous ice queen and then turned to glare daggers at Luffy.

"What about Zoro?" Luffy asked, wide eyes full of confusion.

"Who's Zoro?!" Sanji practically screamed.

"He's your husband, remember?"

The cook grabbed a fistful of Luffy's vest and lifted him a foot off the ground.

"NO. HE. IS. NOT," he hissed at Luffy. "He's not. I don't know what this crazy man is talking about my love… ignore his depraved rantings, lest they offend your delicate ears!"

He dropped his Captain with a thump and then went back to gyrating in delight.

"…then why does your shirt match his hair?" Luffy whined from a crumpled heap on the grass. The girl raised one eyebrow and crossed her legs, drawing Sanji's attention to her smooth, perfect thighs…

"Oh, Esme-chan! You are the most gorgeous vision that this travel weary sailor has ever had the…"

"It totally matches his hair." Luffy said, nodding furiously.

"I DO NOT MATCH THAT IDIOT MARIMO'S STUPID ALGAE COLOURED HAIR!!!"

"Che." The swordsman took in the scene and slowly shook his head. "Luffy, stop tormenting Sanji."

Luffy's eyes widened in shock, "But Zooorooo! I didn't do anything!" The swordsman grabbed Luffy by one rubbery ear and began to drag him across the grass. He paused and turned around for one last look at the mortified cook.

"What do you know… it does match…" He mumbled.

"I AM NOT GAY DAMNIT!!!" Sanji screamed as he soared through the sky to deal a flying sidekick to Zoro's head.

The swordsman dropped Luffy with little ceremony and blocked the kick, before grinning like a true sadist and drawing his swords. Within a split second, the cook and the swordsman were careening across the field leaving a trail of destruction behind them.

Luffy turned to the beautiful Esme with a nod of satisfaction.

"See? Husband."

The girl's soft lips parted, her emerald eyes sparkled and her icy cheeks flushed with a deep shade of rose.

"THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!!!" She shrieked, as she leapt to her feet and hurled herself at the ball of screaming and flying limbs.

"Damn it woman, let go of me." Zoro growled.

"Esme-chan!!!! I knew that you would come around!" Sanji drooled.

"Robin, what just happened?" Luffy blinked.

But for some weird reason, Robin was laughing too hard to answer.

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