(Tawni's POV)

We all sat on the couch in the prop house scribbling things down for ideas, when Sonny came in looking flushed.

"Where's Chad, Sonny? You told him noon, right?"

She looked around. "I thought he was already here. Late! His first few hours on the job and he's late!"

"Okay." I got up off the couch and waltzed over to Sonny. "We don't need him here. This is our show. Who cares if he's not coming? I don't and neither should you."

Sonny crossed her arms and looked me in the eye. "If Chad doesn't come to rehearsals, he's going to mess up on the show and make us, ahem, you, look bad."

Good point. I held out my hand. "Cell phone, please." Sonny reached into her back pocket and gave me her hideous cow of a phone.

I dialed the number from her contacts and held the phone to my ear. It wrung until I heard them pick up.

"This is Chad."

I held the phone to my mouth and screamed at the top of my lungs. Then, I hung up and gave the phone back to Sonny, walking back to my spot on the couch's armrest.

A very annoyed Chad walked in rubbing his ear. "I don't know why I even answer anymore."

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"And then Sonny goes 'I called her on my Jessica Shmessica phone while playing with my Jessica Shmessica dolls and listening to my Jessica Shmessica radio!"

Grady wrote down the lines to the cool sketch Nico thought of after his little sister's obsession with the Jonas brothers.

"Wait, wait, wait." Chad looked confused and annoyed. "Why would anyone have that much stuff? That's like twenty things so far and they don't even make sense."

We all looked at each other then looked back at the idiot. "So?"

"So, it's dumb."

Sonny got that defensive look. "So it's funny."

Chad looked at her for a second, then looked around at the prop house. "It's amazing So Random! has lasted this long."

Chad held out his hands, "What if Tawni was in the hospital? And maybe Sonny's parents weren't really her parents?" He looked at us like he expected a standing ovation.

Nico threw his head back and cried to the ceiling, "Why, dude, why?"

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(S.P.O.V.)

Chad is an idiot. "Chad this is So Random! not Mackenzie Falls. We make people laugh."

Zora rolled her eyes and snorted. "Yeah and we all know you're not funny but you can at least fake it."

"Hey! For you information, little girl, I am funny."

I fake laughed and sat beside him, putting my hand on his shoulder. Then I got all serious "Look, Cooper. That's Nico. He did a stand up tour before coming here. Tawni has been into acting her whole life and has met more comics then you have. Zora, well, you know Zora. And I, Sonny had my own web show that was a YouTube sensation; four million subscribers."

"See, Chad, we know funny. And you, you Chad are not funny. But stick to the script and you should be fine." I tapped his shoulder and brushed off a piece of lint that was starting to annoy me.

Chad rolled his eyes. Grady rubbed his hands together and smiled. "Let's try this sucker out."

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"Yeah, I Jessica Shmessica promise!"

Chad looked at his lines. "Keep it the Jessica Shmessica down Caitlyn; I can hear you through your Jessica Shmessica wall. I'm trying to watch TV."

I clicked my tongue. "Shut the Jessica Shmessica up Tony."

Tawni flipped her hair and read hers. "Oh my Gosh Caitlyn, your brother is so Jessica Shmessica annoying."

"Oh! This is her song!" I said in that sing-song voice.

This is the part when we both dance and rock out stupidly, ending the sketch.

Grady clapped once and high fived me, knowing he wouldn't be able to high five Tawni. Nico smiled. "Nicely done ladies."

Zora laughed. "Yeah that was, Jessica Shmessica awesome!" She looked over her shoulder at Chad. "You did okay, too. Congrats."

He sneered at her then looked at the rest of us. "Now what?"

I brushed off my skirt and clapped my hands, "We stand up and act it out."

I pointed to the slide. "That's the door. This is the bed, and that's the radio."

Tawni put on some eyeliner and closed her purse. "Okay. One more time."

And we sat on the 'bed' to act out the scene with Chad.

Please PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEASe review. That last line sounded dirty didn't it...lol. Anyway, if you guys have any ideas for a sketch I could use some. I'll try to update everyday. I love everybody that reviewed yesterday and the day before. MwahMWAH