A sudden nudge from Pansy interrupted Hermione's silent conversation with Draco, who was sitting across the hall.

"Look who's finally come down for breakfast." Pansy whispered pointing towards the door.

"About time." Hermione replied as Ron made his way over to Harry's table trying his best to cover a very prominent erection, making Pansy and Hermione snigger.

Ron quickly moved across the hall to Harry's table where he quickly gulped down a glass of ice cold pumpkin juice before sitting down. Setting the glass down on the table, Ron slung his leg over the bench and bent down to take his seat, as soon Ron bent down Kelis' 'Milkshake' suddenly began to play echoing around the suddenly quiet hall, before laughter suddenly broke out after seeing the source of the music. Turning beet red Ron slowly sat down glancing nervously around the room, before his eyes settled on Harry in a fixed glare, as he watched him fighting a loosing battle with his laughter. Ron cringed as he heard Hermione's clear laugh echo across the hall followed quickly by Pansy, before a deep laugh joined them from the next table, as Draco broke out in laughter at the situation and Harry's expression.

"It doesn't get better than that." Pansy exclaimed still laughing.

"Yeah it does" Hermione laughed in reply, pointing across the hall at Ron, "Look."

The hall suddenly fell into silence as Snape made his way over to Harry and Ron.

"Mr. Weasley what is the meaning of this? Would you care to explain…" But before Snape could say anymore Marvin Gaye's 'Let's get it on' began to sound throughout the hall, causing Ron to turn paper white in fear and Snape a violet shade of purple, in rage.

"Alright it doesn't get better than that." Pansy said between laughs, almost falling from her chair.

"I know, I just keep thinking about the potions workshop we've got today." Hermione laughed.

"Oh god this is gonna be good." Pansy giggled clutching her side.

The rest of the day was filled with a lot of side splitting laughter, as the rest of the school cottoned on to Ron's musical problem and were purposely knocking thing from his hands to make him bend over. Throughout the course of the day Kelis' 'Milkshake' had been played so often that people were now beginning to sing along, while a few even began to dance to it. However the best was yet to come as the eighth year Slytherins and Gryffindors headed to their Saturday evening potions workshop, a substitute for the lesson Seamus managed to blow up in a record of 3 minutes after entering the room.

At promptly six o'clock Snape swept into the suddenly silent potions class. Snape wasn't in the room thirty seconds before Marvin Gaye started to play.

I've been really tryin , baby
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,

Snape's gaze suddenly turned murderous as all the room's occupants began to snicker.

Let's get it on
Lets get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

Unable to fight it anymore the room suddenly broke out in laughter.

"If one more person laughs, I will personally see to that, that person loses all their house points and receive detention with me every night for the rest of the school year." Snape yelled retaining his murderous glare on the class, just as the song finished.

In the minute of silence Snape flicked his wand at the blackboard to reveal the class' assignment.

"You have the rest of the lesson to research and make this potion, and I want no more disruptions." Snape sneered just as Marvin Gaye started to play again. This time no dared laugh aloud but silent laughter could be seen shaking in everyone's chests, as Ron sank further down into his chair red with embarrassment.

"Miss Granger, Mr Malfoy." Snape called as the class got to work, whilst the sound of Marvin Gaye began to play. "I'd like a word with the two of you. In my office, now."

Hermione and Draco exchanged a nervous glance before following Snape into his office.

"You wanted to see us Sir?" Hermione asked as Snape shut the door.

"Yes Miss Granger, I was wondering if either of you would mind changing that blasted song." Snape replied.

"Sir?" Draco questioned.

"Don't act dumb, it is insulting to both of you. I am well aware that you are the brightest students at this school, which is why I partnered the pair of you; therefore I know that only one or both of you would have the capabilities to accurately cast the spell currently surrounding Mr Weasley. Now I don't care about the detail, I'm sure you have your reason for torturing Mr Weasley, and quite frankly I don't care that you are, but I would be grateful if you changed that blasted song." Snape finished.

"I'm not sure I know what you're talking about Sir, but I'll see what we can come up with." Hermione replied sweetly, before her and Draco returned to their seats, just as Marvin Gaye Started to play for a third time a Snape returned to the room.

"Right, you work on the potion and I'll go talk to Blaise." Draco whispered to Hermione.

"Why?" Hermione replied.

"So we can change the song." Draco stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Honestly Draco, you underestimate me."

"What? You know the spell."

""Of course I do, but I thought it would be nice to include your friends." Hermione smirked as she waved her wand under the table, aiming at Ron.

Marvin Gaye was suddenly cut off and Christina Aguilera's 'Nast Naughty Boy' took over.

Come here big boy
Ahh, mmmhmm, yeah

As the new song began to play the class suddenly fell into silence, listening to the lyrics of the song.

You've been a bad bad boy

The room was suddenly fill cat calls and howling as everyone took in the lyrics of the song.


I'm gonna take my time, so enjoy
There's no need to feel no shame
Relax and sip upon my champagne
'Cause I wanna give you a little taste
Of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

I'll give you some oh-la-la
Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
I got you breaking into a sweat
Got you hot, bothered, and wet
You nasty boy

Nasty naughty boy

Oh baby for all it's worth
I swear I'll be the first to blow your mind
Now if you're ready, come and get me
I'll give you that hot, sweet, sexy loving (loving)

Hush now, don't say a word
I'm gonna give you what you deserve
Now you better give me a little taste
Put your icing on my cake
You nasty boy

Oh no, oh there I go again
I need a spanking, 'cause I've been bad
So let my body do the talkin'
I'll slip you that hot, sweet, sexy loving

Ohh ha!
Come on daddy!
Ohh ohh, ohh ohh oh yeah
Oh yeaah oh, come on, sugar

I got you breaking into a sweat
Got you hot, bothered, and wet
You nasty boy

Nasty naughty boy
Naughty boy

Oh baby for all it's worth
I swear I'll be the first to blow your mind
Now that you're ready, give it to me
Just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

Now give me a little spanking

At this the cat calls and howling picked up again, only much louder this time, as was also joined by a chorus of 'Ooo's' and 'Yeah's'.


Ohh, ohh, is that all you've got?
Come on now, don't play with me

Oh give me that hot, sweet, nasty
Boy don't you make me wait
Now you better give me a little taste
Put your icing on my cake
You nasty boy

Mmmm

"Snape is gonna kill you." Draco whispered as the song ended.

"What? He asked me to change the song." Hermione defended.

"I don't think that's what he meant." Draco laughed.

"I do believe you hid the nail on the head there Mr Malfoy." Snape sneered standing behind the pair, "Detention Miss Granger, and I do believe it would be beneficial if the pair of you began work on your truth potion." He added tuning away from the pair.

"We're making Veritaserum?" Draco questioned in disbelief.

"No. This is different look. It works the same but it last longer, it last 24hours, meaning that who ever drinks it has to tell the truth for a whole day. If I didn't know any better I'd swear that our dear potions master was trying to help us." Hermione replied turning to Draco, wearing a smirk that rivalled his.