Okay I bet a lot of you are wondering about the (Part 1)...
Well I typed the ending to my story but it was like seven pages long and like 2,000 words so I decided to put up two parts.
Yes, sadly, this is the ending. I might put an epilouge but im not sure. Most of you skipped over this and just started reading so imm gonna stop writing now...
(SPOV)
"Why you so bummed Sonny?" Nico asked while we were waiting to go for our Jessica sketch.
"I know! She found out Zora took the last crunchtastic pudding." He looked at Zora and shook his head. "See what you did? Ya see?!"
"No," I said, "and hey!"
"What is it, then?"
"Yes, do tell!"
Aww...they care... "I'd rather not."
Just then, we all turned to see Stanley, the stage assistant come toward us.
Nico said under his breath, "Here comes St-St-St-Stanley."
Stanley looked worried. "G-Guys! Be ready! Its almost t-t-t-time for..."
He scrunched his brow, "C-"
We leaned closer.
"C-" Closer.
"C-" Closer.
"C-" Even closer...
"CHEEW!" Stanley sneezed in all our faces. "Curtain. Oh! Got t-t-t-to go. B-B-Bye!"
We all waved halfheartedly. "Bye Stanley..." When he was gone, we all jumped up and down yelling, "Ew, ew, ew, EW, EW!" I took my hands and wiped the Stan Snot off my face.
"Dudes, where's Tawni?" Suddenly, Tawni strutted toward us, fixing her reflection in her cellphone.
"Tawni!" I went and hugged her.
"Whats on your hands? They are all wet."
Grady nodded. "Stan Snot!"
She sprinted away, screaming and frantically rubbing against stuff.
Good ole Tawni.
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(TPOV)
I looked around the curtains after wiping the gah off my face. I was almost on and Chad loser face was no where to be seen. I knew it. That self centered son of a-
"Tawni!"
"Yes?"
"You got five seconds!"
I raced out on stage just as the curtains opened and the theme music blared in my ears. "Are you ready to get So Random!" the announcer guy yelled. He crowd roared and clapped, before dying down to listen.
Showtime. "So, oh my god, did you get the tickets to see, gasp, JESSICA SHMESSICA!"
"Oh, my, Jessica Shmessica, YES! Its Saturday!"
A few more lines later, and...
"Caitlin, shut the Jessica Shmessica up!" Wow, Chad showed. Wait for it....
AHHHHHHHH! All the girls squealed and all the guys rooted everyone was clapping and they started chanting, "Chad! Chad! Chad!"
Chad winked at a girl in the audience and she just about passed out. God, I wish he was ugly.
"I can hear you through your Jessica Shmessica walls!" Chad declared then stomped out.
"God, your brother Toby is so annoying."
"I know. Oh my god! Its Jessica Shmessica!" She turned up the fake radio after saying her altered line.
We danced stupidly while the theme music played. The curtains closed and Stanley gave us the signal for 'that's a wrap' and we went to go change for the next sketch. One down, three down. I ran to the dressing room and quickly put on my ruby red Emmy dress. Except we called it the Anys, and we gave awards to everyone for everything. An excellent idea from the excellent, Tawni Hart. (That's me.)
Sonny also changed into her sweat suit for her jogger character. "Lets do this!" She shouted before we jogged back to the stage.
"One sec Tawni, got to tie my shoes." I went on without Sonny.
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(SPOV)
There! A perfect double knot.
"Sonny!" Chad walked up to me. "Sonny, I-"
"Bye Chad." I got up and ran on stage. Chad tried to follow me, but he wasn't in this sketch until later, and as soon as the curtain opened, he backed away and threw his hands in his hair and groaned frustrated. Ha.
Theme music. Tawni took the mic and winked at the fake camera Grady was holding. "Hello. I'm Sparkle Sprinkle and I'm here at the Any's. Ooh! Look! Its lil' Craker Snack, winner of the most delicious name two years in a row." She ran up to Nico.
"So, Mr. Snack, how does I feel to win again?"
"What? No, I didn't win the best new artist."
"No silly, the award for most delicious name."
He looked around and threw up his hands. "Am I being Prank'd? Wheres the camera?"
"Here's your award!" Tawni gave him a little trophey that said 'Yum!' on it.
"What?! You outta yo' mind woman? I don't want that!" He stomped off and threw a plant.
Tawni looked back at Grady and smiled hugely. "Um..."
My cue. I jogged past and Tawni stopped me.
"Whats your name?"
"Debbie."
"CONGRATULATIONS! You win best jogger award!" She took the Yum award and crossed out the Yum and wrote Jog. Then she gave it to me and Grady threw confetti and Tawni started dancing.
Then they sprinted away off stage. I shrugged and the audience clapped and cheered. Theme music and curtain signaled my break. The next sketch was without me. But with Chad.
Which makes him so much easier to avoid.
"Sonny!" Groan. Chad called to me. I started to walk away but he ran after. "Sonny, I-" I noticed a group of VIP girls from the tour.
"Look! Its Chad Dylan Cooper!" I screamed and the girls sprinted and tackled Chad.
"Sonny!" He called over the tsunami of teenagers on top of him.
Jerk. "Hey superstar, you're on in three." I blew him a kiss and walked back to my dressing room.
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