Chapter 2:
Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat
The CP9 agents watched their, Rob Lucci, with a comical look through a crack in the wall. Rob Lucci, the most serious (and dangerous) CP9 agent, was in Leopard: Reborn form. Hattori was on a perch not to far away, watching his masters every move. Even Kaku would tell was on the verge of cracking up. Lucci stood in front of a mirror while pulling sexes poses. While doing this he sang the following:
"Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!
Provocative posing! Provocative posing!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I meow, meow, meow and I meow, meow, meow!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I meow, meow, meow and I meow, meow, meow!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!
I say sexy things to myself while I'm dancing! I say sexy things to myself when I'm dancing!
Provocative posing! Provocative posing!
Cat, I'm a pitty pat! And I boop, boop, boop, beedee, bop, bop
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I meow, meow, meow and I meow, meow, meow!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I meow, meow, meow and I meow, meow, meow!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!...Ting!"
When Lucci had said 'ting', he had winked to himself in the mirror...and that was too much for the group. Everyone, even Hattori, had busted into Lucci was not laughing, oh no. He was dead on pissed. He glared at Hattori. If looks could kill, Hattori would have exploded into a pile of feathers. Kaku looked through the crack in the wall and saw Lucci spit Hattori out of his mouth while heading towards the door. Kaku, the only smart one, immediately stopped laughing and raced towards the end of the hall way, rounding the corner with intense speed. If anything, he was gonna play dumb with Lucci and hopefully it would work.
The other CP9 officers soon stopped laughing too when they saw an all to familiar face glaring at them.
"What are you all doing?" Lucci asked in a dangerous voice.
"W-We were s-supposed to give these o-orders to you." replied Jyabura, who was trying to hold back his laughter. Lucci grabbed the orders quickly and looked them over. Kaku, who was gonna play dumb, walked around the corner towards the group.
"What's going on? Are those the new orders, Lucci?"
"You all have 5 seconds to run." Everyone, except Kaku, turned and ran for their lives. Kaku watched everyone run around the corner he had been at just seconds ago. He then turned to Lucci.
"Me too?"
"No." Lucci replied. "You get to tend to Hattori while I take a nap." Lucci casually walked back into the room.
"Aren't you gonna go after the other CP9 officers?" Kaku asked as he searched for Hattori.
"No. I want to see how long they hide in fear before I finally rip them apart." Lucci laid down on his soft bed.
"I see." Kaku nodded. He finally found Hattori who didn't have a single feather on him.
It was as if he had just exploded into a pile of feathers.
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Poor Hattori! D: Lucky Kaku! :D
that chapter sucked. XP
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