"Eee New Moon is in theatres today!" Wendy squealed three days later running down the hall to join with the other Twilight fans to jump up and down ecstatically with them.

"We need to get there early because everyone is going to be there!" Bebe said.

"I'm not," I muttered under my breath but still loud enough for Craig and Jimmy to hear me and they nodded in agreement.

"Kenny converted to the Twilight fu-fandom yesterday," Jimmy said.

"Oh no not him too," I groaned. This week three of our friends had already converted to Twilightism.

"It's true, maybe you guys maybe we should ju-join them I mean if you cant b-beat them then you might as well join them," Jimmy said softly. I heard Craig gasp in shock and I did as well,

"Get a hold of yourself," I said grabbing his upper arms and shaking him lightly.

"Besides, get me a bat and I'll show you that we can beat them," Craig said not so jokingly.

"I wish we really could,"

"I'm sorry you gu-guys I had no idea what c-came over me," Jimmy said. I breathed out a sigh of relief, at least there was still three of us in the school that wasn't brainwashed.

"Get in class," Mr. Garrison barked at us walking up.

"He obviously had a bad day with that pig," I muttered.

"What did you say Clyde?" He demanded looking hard at me.

"Uh nothing," I replied.

"Go to Mr. Khan's office!" He yelled. I gasped and I was soon filled with terror, my apprehension grew stronger as I neared Mr. Khan's office.

"Get a hold of yourself, you can do this," I whispered to myself trying to calm down, it didn't help though, by the time I put my hand on the cold silver door knob I was a bundle of nerves.

"What are you doing here?" Mr. Khan said in his deep booming voice when I finally stepped inside.

"M-Mr. G-g-garison s-sent me," I replied trying to ignore the Twilight stuff all over the room that seemed to be closing in on me.

"Have a seat," Mr. Khan boomed.

"That's alright, I can stand," I replied.

"Have a seat," He said with a little more force this time and I planted my butt right on Edward's face.

"Why are you here?" He asked.

"Mr. Garrison sent me because he's all pissed off," I replied.

"We don't say pissed off at school and for your punishment you must go to the New Moon movie tonight," Mr. Khan said.

"N-no I cant," I cried out.

"I'm sorry but that's just the way things have to be and I am going to go so I can see if you go and if you don't you will be expelled!" Mr. Khan thundered and he told me to be on my way back to class.

"Wait," He stopped me.

"Yeah?" I said.

"You cant tell anyone that going to the New Moon movie was your punishment either, now get to class!"

My legs felt like jelly while I was walking back to class, this was the worst thing in history, now everyone would think that I was a Twilight fan!