Chapter 4:

Happy

Zoro was in a fowl mood today. Whether it was because he didn't get any sleep for the last 3 nights, he got no food this morning, he couldn't find his weights or the fact he was being irritated beyond belief, he was pissed. And the only person who was brave, or stupid, enough to ask Zoro to sing was the idiotic captain of the ship. Ace and the crew members watched from afar what Zoro would actually do to poor, innocent Luffy.

"Zo~ro~! Can you sing for me?" Zoro gave Luffy a death glare.

"Why should I?"

"I'm bo~red." Zoro thought about it and he thought 'Maybe it will put me in a better mood...'

"Okay, I'll sing." The crew, who were all shocked, moved in closer to listen. Zoro cleared his throat.

"I am really special cause there's only one of me--"

"Yeah right, Marimo."

"--look at my smile, I'm so damn happy that people are jealous of me--"

"You call that a smile?"

"--when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song. It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long. Oh, oh, oh, I'm so happy I can barely breath. Puppy dogs and sugar frogs. Kittens, baby teeth--"

"That stuff makes you happy?" Zoro, who was getting a lot more irritated every time he was interrupted, continued to sing.

"Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy it's hardcore. Happy as a coupon for a twenty-dollar whore--"

"Cheapo!"

"--hahaha. I am really happy, I'm sugar coated me. Happy good, anger bad. That's my philosophy--"

"Some philosophy."

"--I can't do this, man. I'm not happy." Zoro, who was almost to his limit of irritation, continued on. (No matter what, the show must go on!) "I am really special cause there's only of me. Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy that people are jealous of me. These are my love handles--"

"How lame."

"--and this is my spout, but if you tip me over--"

"Who would tip you over?"

"--then mama said knock you out. I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave! Welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave! I am happy, I am good, I'm...I'm outta here--"

"Wait, where ya going, Zoro?!"

"--Screw you!" Zoro stood on the railing and jumped into the ocean.

"I guess he couldn't take another second..."

"Poor guy."

"I wonder why he's so stressed."

"Maybe the heat got to him." Everyone looked at Ace.

"Wasn't me."

"Oh well. He'll be back soon."

"Anyone hungry?"

~8 days later on the next island~

"Hey look! They have an insane asylum, Ace! Can we check it out?"

"Sure, Lu." The two brothers walked down the hall, looking in each room to see all the crazy people. Then they came to the last door on the right and looked inside. There, in a nice padded cell with a straight jacket on, was their mighty swordsman in a corner muttering the lyrics to his song over and over again.

It took him nearly a year to get over the 'happy' incident.

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Poor Zoro. Well...that sucked. R&R please. Thank you!