Just Some Random Saiyuki Thoughts

Just Some Random Saiyuki Thoughts

Not So Droopy Anymore

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Saiyuki characters.

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The Sanzo-ikkou sat in Jeep as they drove through the desert. Today was like any other normal day. If anyone know what a normal day for the Sanzo-ikkou is like, then it isn't really necessary to tell. If you don't, just know it's a little crazy.

So anyway, they were driving in the desert, and it was temporarily quite since Sanzo silenced the arguing Goku and Gojyo with a threat and a shot of his gun.

They finally arrived at an inn. Upon doing so, they quickly unloaded their belongings and headed into the inn. Sanzo and Hakkai went to the counter and got the keys to their rooms, Gojyo was hitting on one of the waitress and Goku was drooling as he stared in delight at the other customers' food.

Sanzo glared in their direction as Hakkai said, "Now, now."

"We're coming Sanzo, don't get so worked up," Gojyo mockingly said as he grabbed Goku and strolled to Sanzo and Hakkai.

They continued walking down the hall in silence until Gojyo spoke once again. "I'm guessing you guys are pairing me up with the monkey again?"

"What! I'm not sharing with you! Tell him it's not true, Sanzo!" Goku cried loudly as he looked despairingly at the priest.

Sanzo just kept on walking through the hall. Yes, this was a mighty long hall since their rooms were at the end so it'll be a while until they arrive.

"That means yes monkey," Gojyo said.

"Ugh!" Goku moaned in agony.

"Keh! Shut up and deal with it," Sanzo said with annoyance.

"Now, now," Hakkai calming and motherly… fatherly… parent like voice seemed to ease the tension that was growing at that moment.

With that said, sort of for Sanzo, they all departed to their rooms.

Less than an hour went by the Sanzo-ikkou were doing their normal things when they were sharing rooms like this. Goku had food stacked on a plate, Hakkai was reading a book, Sanzo was reading the paper while smoking and Gojyo was attempting to snatch food Goku brought for himself.

"Gojyo, I've been wondering something…" Goku trailed off.

"Huh? Have you been wondering about sex? Perhaps a certain girl? Or is it smoking? No wait, I know! You want to know if all of that eating have made you look fat!" Gojyo said.

"Shut up you damn cockroach! That isn't what I'm asking because, unlike you, I have a since of maturity and don't think of sex, women and smoking all day! So are you going to listen or not?" Goku practically shouted at Gojyo.

"I'm listening you damn prick," Gojyo growled as he faced Goku to show he really was listening to Goku.

"Well you know how Sanzo's eyes seem to be droopy, right?" questioned Goku.

"Yeah…. What are you getting at?" Gojyo became curious. Who couldn't see the droopy, boring eyes of Sanzo? That was the thing most people noticed and they assumed he was a girl. His purple and droopy eyes were unique and rare so those were the qualities Sanzo was recognized by, and was also stared at for it too.

"What would he look like if they weren't droopy? Like if they were small and girly looking like yours, Gojyo, or big like mines. Even an understanding way like Hakkai's."

Now that Gojyo thought about it. What would Sanzo look like?

"I don't know," Gojyo shrugged his shoulders.

"I knew there wasn't a point in asking someone as stupid as you," Goku rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.

"Tch…" Gojyo paused then smirked as a thought entered his mind.

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Sanzo frown sank lower as he heard more giggling coming from the room beside him. The one containing Gojyo and Goku.

They shuffling sounds coming from the room stopped. Then they began again along with giggling. Then stopped. Then they yelled. Then they shuffled while yelling. Even little scratching noise and a clanking of a small object could be heard.

Sanzo rose up from his chair to go and beat them up when Hakkai already left the door saying, "I'll go quiet them down."

Sanzo sat back on his chair with a frown and glare plastered on his face. Until he stopped hearing all of the noise, he wasn't going to be in a good mood.

In mere seconds, the room was quiet again. Sanzo relaxed and was grateful to Hakkai, of course he wasn't going to say something like that to him. Sanzo lifted his newspaper up to finish enjoying it in silence, when he heard Hakkai laugh! More like he was struggling against a laugh so it turned more into a chuckle. The point is, Hakkai's suppose to make them shut up, not laugh (or chuckle or struggling to hold in a laugh) along with them!

Sanzo this time rose from his chair secured his gun and headed off into the room of the idiotic occupants.

As he entered, he saw papers thrown carelessly around the room, crayons were scattered across the floor, some of the papers had deformed looking drawings on them.

Sanzo walking towards Goku, Hakkai and Gojyo direction; he heard things like 'his are small, not big at all' and 'how do you know? Have you seen it?' and a reply as 'A few times. When I did see them, they were small!'

Sanzo walked behind the three who were seated on the floor and looking down, thus never noticing Sanzo behind them…glaring… and a gun in his right hand… a fan in the left… and his foot raised to Goku's head.

"All of these pictures of Sanzo makes him look stupid," Goku said, still oblivious to the feet next to his head.

"I have to agree with you monkey," Gojyo nodded his head in agreement. He too didn't notice Sanzo's presence.

"Uh…" Hakkai paused as he saw the warning glare sent to him bye Sanzo.

"Now we gotta lift our drawings in the air so we can get a better view," Goku squealed as he held three drawings into the air. Because of this, Sanzo got a full shot view of what was been drawing, and trust the authoress as she writes this, he didn't like it one bit

He saw three pictures in total, all of them face shots of him. One of them had big, anime eyes and were sparkling like there was no tomorrow. The next one had medium length eyes with huge eyelashes and weird looking. Very similar to Gojyo's. The third one, the disgusting one, they weren't drooping for once, it was the one that sent Sanzo into a rage, it had practically no eyes. If he wasn't mistaken, they were Chin Yisou eyes! Making eyes like that bug-loving pervert placed upon his face was a sin. It wouldn't be tolerated.

Sanzo readied is gun. Hakkai, being to only one aware of Sanzo presence, took the opportune moment to get out of the way.

"I bet Sanzo would hate us for life if we show him this," Gojyo chuckled, his cigarette shaking in his mouth. Damn straight, Sanzo thought.

"I know. So we better burn them." Goku gathered up the mess. He turned around and his face landed right into Sanzo's stomach. He let out a yelp causing Gojyo to turn and face him to see Sanzo too.

"Oh shit," Gojyo said.

"Yes. Oh shit." With that said by Sanzo, he went into a rage and began shooting and whacking Goku and Gojyo with his fan. Hakkai also took that opportune moment to depart into his room. The other residence of the inn all hid as they heard yelling, pleading, gun shots, hard slaps, running and I'm guessing you know what other things were happening.

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