Just Some Random Saiyuki
Where
Disclaimer: I don't own this wonderful anime and manga by Minekura Kazuya. Well, the manga was wonderful, the anime is terrible in comparison yet I keep watching it…
Also, this takes place before the Sanzo-ikkou traveled west.
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Today, out little water sprite was napping in his most favorite chair. Despite the fact that it was one of those nice days where a nap came in handy, it wasn't what he suppose to do. Oh, no, this kappa was suppose to be doing what Hakkai told him to do-- what Hakkai tells him all the time to do actually.
Take out the garbage.
That's right. The garbage. He never failed to forget such a simple task and his deep sleep was very effective. So effective that every time the obnoxiously loud garbage came around to their house to pick up the garbage can that was never there, Gojyo miraculously slept through it. How he could possibly do that was beyond logic but he did it. It must be some kind of special ability.
Gojyo awoke and stretched like a kitten and released a huge sigh of breath. You looked at the clock and noted that Hakkai should be coming back in about thirty minutes with groceries. How he hated putting away groceries. Going back to dream land may make Hakkai consider doing it himself and letting him sleep. Maybe.
The instant he laid down he remembered the damn garbage.
"Crap!"
He ran all the way to the garbage bin and placed it in front of his home. Mission accomplished! he thought. An awarded of accomplishment was needed for such a glorious moment, but to make sure he made it on time, he checked his neighbors garbage bins. If they weren't empty then that would mean he took the garbage out on time.
It turns out he didn't.
Gojyo laughed in annoyance. "Aren't I lucky?" he asked no one in particular.
He contemplated the moment of desperation. Where to put this? Where to put this? That was the only phrase that raced through his mind.
Then it hit him like an arrow piercing through his skull.
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"Stupid monkey!" Sanzo fiercely yelled and continuously whacked his fan against Goku's hard head.
"Ah! Ow! Sanzo! Why are you hitting me?" he hollered innocently.
Sanzo ignored him and just cursed and hit him to no end.
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"Amazing, Gojyo. You really did take out the garbage." Hakkai smiled at Gojyo as he told him his observation.
Gojyo jumped a little from hearing Hakkai's voice, but relaxed in time to reply.
Next he offered to assist him with the groceries, and how much he regretted it.
Afterwards, Hakkai turned Gojyo, looked up as if he was hard in thought and said, "If seems as though you and Goku have switched roles when it comes to taking out the garbage."
Gojyo's eyes shifted from side to side but he quickly covered this with a sudden act of a shocked expression, then he reverted back to a calm one with signs of curiosity. Oh, yeah-- who's the master?
"It seems as though he forgot to take out the garbage since the bin was full. He claimed to have taken it out and even seen the truck empty it. I wonder how that could've happened…" Hakkai trailed off as he gave Gojyo a devious comprehension look that meant he knew of the situation.
Gojyo grinned cunning like a fox. "Sanzo gave him one hell of a beating I bet. How dare he be so forgetful. I should definitely be his admirable figure in life."
Hakkai laughed at such a thought. "Then that would mean he would dump his trash in our empty can and then I'll have to beat you with a fan."
The perverted kappa grinned. "If you were a woman, I'd ask where."
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Moonlight: I swear I have this weird obsession with Gojyo; I couldn't even think of a decent Goku fic and I needed to update. Strangely, this idea came to me while sleeping in the shower…. Yes, I sleep in the shower in the morning. Who doesn't?
Thank you loyal reviewers every so much. Reviews make me happy, and suggestions for writing improvement is loved as well. Oh, and I would also like to thank L'ArcenCiel and Pierrot for making such wonderful Cds and not Hideyuki Kikuchi from writing the great book Vampire Hunter D since I got distracted by it constantly. It really wasn't helping me inspiration wise.
As for the title 'Where' you can assume whatever 'where' in the story you want it to be and not in the way Gojyo is thinking, perverts. I know it's uncreative, I couldn't think of anything. Leave me alone.
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