The concert arc!
Hope you're enjoying as I go through and fix everything ^^;
To: Ayame Sohma
From: Hatori Sohma
Ayame,
I think you'll be pleased to know I've had a restraining order put on you. You cannot be within 500 feet of me at all times. You also may not call, glomp, or harass me in any way, shape, or form.
Hatori
ps. I do not like the Killers.
pps. Tell Shigure to stop bothering me too.
To: Hatori Sohma
From: Shigure Sohma
HATORI!!!!!
How are you (grumpy as usual, I suppose. Really, you should go out and do something crazy for once!) Anyway, I was wondering if you'd read my new book, "The Art of Stalking". I wrote it especially for you Ha-san, because I see the way you look at Kana every time you see her in the area. You pervert! Well, I have sent you a signed copy, because I know how busy you are, and you might not have the time to go out to the store to buy it, even if you are supposed to be my friend. *sniff*
Shigure
Oh, PS Ayame and I wanted to take you to another concert to make up for the last one. He told me how much you loved the Killers. Luckily, it's right on the way to Ayame's shop, so we can pick him up! See you in 5 minutes!!!!
To: Kagura Sohma
From: Kyo Sohma
Kagura!
God dammiit! STOP EMAILING ME!!!!!! Get a life! I DON"T LIKE YOU! I'm NOT GONNA MARRY YOU! Go after that damn rat for god's sake!
To: Kyo Sohma
From: Kagura Sohma
KyoKyo!
I just wanted you to know, I got your e-mail! I think it was so cute, the way you pretended to reject me to make me like you more! Well, it worked!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!! I love you! I love you the most ever!
Love,
Kagura
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
To: Kagura Sohma
From: The Tokyo Hospital
Miss Kagura,
At 5 pm Kyo Sohma collapsed. He is now in the ICU. There seems to be nothing wrong with him except some very serious stomach uclers. These are stomach ulcers of a 60 year old man atempting to learn how to fly a fighter jet for the first time. We think he has gone through extreme stress and mental strain. We took the liberty of checking his email and sending it you because he was heard muttering your name under aethestic. Now, think. Is there anything that he seemed to be stressed about? We would greatly appreciate the return of this email.
Sincerely,
The Tokyo Hopsital Staff
To: Shigure Sohma
From: Tohru Honda
Dear Shigure-san,
Umm....I'm so sorry about accidentally reading the email between you and Hatori, but I was wondering if....perhaps I could bring Yuki-san and Kyo-kun along to the concert. Ah! I know it's a very popular concert, so maybe you wouldn't have any tickets left! It's just that Yuki-san seems especially down, ever since he apparently received a pink shirt. I thought that some bonding time with Ayame-san wouldn't hurt either. And Kyo-kun's recently suffered some stomach uclers, so he's been grumpy too.
Tohru
ps. If possible, can Kagura-san come too? She's been really anxious about Kyo, and maybe she'll be able to cheer Kyo-kun up.
To: Tohru Honda
From: Shigure Sohma
Dearest Tohru,
Of course you can come too! That would be so great! Maybe you could invite some of your high school friends (ahhh…frenzied, screaming high school girls…). I think inviting Yuki and Kyo will be fun too, especially if he wears his new shirt. I'm sure Kagura will be thrilled at the opportunity, and we're giving Kyo a fair chance, since the concert hall's pretty big. All I have to do is find a good concert…maybe I should write my own. It will be called "The Prince and the Angry Cat who are both in love with a beautiful flower". It's not very catchy; I'll work on it. I'm sure Mitchan should be thrilled, especially since I'm supposed to be working on my manuscript now. Uh-oh, here she comes.
Bye!
Sincerely,
Shi
Tohru,
I'm sorry I have to interrupt but this idiot's way behind schedule. I pity you; you have to live with him.
Mitchan
To: Kyo Sohma
From: Tohru Honda
Dear Kyo,
I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Killers concert with me. I should be lots of fun! Please write soon!
Tohru
To: Tohru Honda
From: Kyo Sohma
Tohru,
Sure, it sounds like fun. Is there anyone else going?
Kyo
ps. if Shigure asks you anything about a book called the Springtime of Youth, ignore him. i DID NOT take the book.
To: Kagura Sohma
From: Kyo Sohma
KAGURA!
I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO SOME STUPID CONCERT WITH YOU! PISS OFF! NEVER WRITE ME AGAIN!!!!!!
KYO
To: Yuki Sohma
From: Kyo Sohma
Damn rat,
you were the one who asked Tohru to invite Kagura weren't you???? I'm not going to be the only one with stomach pains soon. Someday I'll beat you, just you watch, idiot!!!
Your worst nightmare
ps your shirt looks gay. Didn't anyone tell you boys don't wear pink? Its goes along with your cross dressing pretty boy self.
To: Kyo Sohma
From: Tohru Honda
Oh Kyo!
I'm so sorry! I didn't know you'd be so upset if I invited Kagura! I bet you hate me now…Maybe I shouldn't have sent this e-mail…but I just feel so bad! I'm sorry!
Tohru
To: Tohru Honda
From: Kyo Sohma
Tohru
it's alright. But actually, I don't think I'll be going. Can you just say I still have cramps? Thanks. The damn rat and Shigure have been bothering me too.
Kyo
To: Kyo Sohma
From: Yuki Sohma
Stupid cat,
What makes you think I would waste my time inviting Kagura? That means I'd have to put up with you too. Idiot.
Yuki
Ps. I took the liberty in telling Nii-san how much you liked his new dresses. I think he's embroidering one for you now.
To: Tohru Honda;Ayame Sohma; Hatsuharu Sohma ;Hatori Sohma; Hiro Sohma ;Kagura Sohma; Kisa Sohma ; Kureno Sohma;Kyo Sohma; Isuzu Sohma; Ritsu Sohma; Shigure Sohma; Yuki Sohma
From: Momiji Sohma
HAPPY HOLIADYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from your favorite bunny,
Momiji~ :DDD
special note to yuki~i love your shirt!!!! can i borrow it sometime?
To: Kyo Sohma
From: Kagura Sohma
kyokyo,
honeybunchsweetiepiemunchkins,
i know you're kidding, so i'll let it slide this time. GOT THAT??? Everyone is rooting for us! Tohru invited me, and Yuki and Shigure congratulated us on being a couple. (though it did seem a bit smirky.) Ayame even made a beautiful set of dresses for me! I don't know where he got his measurements, but the idea is there! Besides, I have a special surprise for you*wink*See you there!!
xoxoxo~~~Kagura
To: Kyo Sohma
From: Ayame Sohma
kyon-kichi,
Did you ever get the set of dresses that I sent Kagura over with? After my dearest brother told me about your obsession with my dresses, i just had to make some for you. You must feel SO privliged to actually own my masterpieces. Plus if Yuki found it important to tell me, it must be. Cause my dearest little brother and I have the strongest bond in the world!!! Normally I would tell Haa-san, but he's going through a little funk. Something about a restraining order. I mean, Who would WANT to pry their eyes from me for one second??
The Greatest of All,
Ayame
ps. tell Yuki that I have a matching shirt. Now we can go to the concert like brothers!!!
To: Ayame Sohma
From: Kyo Sohma
AYAME
GO TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER! And don't ever call me kyon kitchi! I swear man, I'll come after you!
To: Yuki Sohma
From: Tohru Honda
Hi Yuki-kun!
I was wondering if you were coming to the concert tonight. I would love that! I think it will be really fun! I think Ayame would really like that. He told me something about matching shirts…Hope to see you there!
Tohru
To: Kisa Sohma
From: Hiro Sohma
Hey Kisa,
I heard some of the guys are going to a concert tonight. I don't really want to go, but I know how much you like that stupid woman, and I don't want you to go with a bunch of weird teenage boys. Should I come with? Tell me if you want to go.
Hiro
To: Hiro Sohma
From: Kisa Sohma
Hiro,
Will onee-chan really be there? I heard The Killers are kind of scary. Is Haru nee-san going? Maybe we could go with him. I bet he likes The Killers.
Kisa
To: Tohru Honda
From: Arisa Uotani
Tohru,
heard u were going 2 the concert 2nite w/ orangey & the prince. C u there? I love teh killers!
C u l8r!
Uo
To: Tohru Honda
From: Yuki Sohma
Dear Honda-san,
I'd love to have the pleasure of going with you. But I have to avoid Ayame at all costs. It's too tempting to bash his head in.
Sincerely,
Yuki
To: Kyo Sohma
From: Momiji Sohma
Kyo~
All the Zodiac members are talking about a concert. Can I come too? I wanna spend time with Tohru!! You're so mean, keeping Tohru all for yourself!! hmph~
Momiji
()_()
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(___ ))))
To: Tohru Honda
From: Saki Hanajima
Tohru,
I sensed Arisa was coming to that concert with you. I think we are needed to protect you from anything. I may catch some nice waves at the concert too. The Sohmas all have such strange waves....
Saki
To: Tohru Honda
From: Shigure Sohma
Um…Tohru…
I think we have an issue…Ayame and I kinda made up the concert thing to freak Hatori and now I'm getting all these e-mails asking if people can come….WHAT DO WE DO?!?!
Sincerely,
Shigure