Ha! I will continue this story until my little head goes 'Splody!
Disclaimer: I, Bashoulover, do not own anything except the OC and her family. All things said.....err, typed, belong to their respective owners. And there is no such thing as SUV bashing.
Chapter 2: Nothing better than car explosions in the morning.
"Okay, now here are the rules. One, do not destroy the park. Two, stay together. And three, make use of the cellphones."
The Akatsuki listened to Sir-Leader and looked at the foreign device in their hands. Kakuzu went cheap, again, and purchased the old military cellphones from back in the day. Sir-Leader thought that the team would be happy on the upgrade of communication but alas, Hidan was.......sacrificing it to Jashin? Sir-Leader sighed and counted down from ten. He blocked all sounds, even the background yelling of Kakuzu and Hidan. Konan tried her best to calm the men down, but gave up at four. By the time Sir-Leader was at one, everyone was in line to buy tickets and a whole ray of sunshine. No, wait. That was Deidara blowing up a car. 'Just look away. You saw nothing, you heard nothing.'
The family that owned the car was in shock. The SUV was brand new and the dealer said nothing about a blazing fire for an accessory. The father looked around for the culprit of for someone to call the fire department. Heh, someone should have bought a cellphone.
Sir-Leader and Kakuzu rushed everyone into the park. For one second, Sir-Leader looked away. One Second. He looked over his shoulder to make sure the man didn't spot them and when he looked back to face the childish organization, POOF, all were gone. Even his friend Konan. Lost and an eyebrow twitching, he went to the nearest shop to pick up a map.
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Deidara looked behind the wall sighed. Sir-Leader was heading in the opposite direction. He held a thumbs up and soon six shadows zipped through the park. Six.......Deidara turned around and almost slammed his face into a swirly mask. "Go away Tobi, hm."
"But Kisame said-"
"Kisame isn't around. Go away."
Tobi bowed his head and almost shed a tear. Key word: almost. He looked back up with an evil glint in the eye. "Well, maybe I should go over to Sir-Leader, eh Deidara?"
Deidara had stopped in his tracks and turned around. 'He wouldn't. That's not a Tobi thing for him to do....was Sir-Leader right about the dual personalities?'
"Now, now Tobi. I don't think harsh actions are needed. You would be a bad boy then."
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They just couldn't keep her still. They tried drowsy allergy medication, tranquilizers, and almost hot milk. Bill finally gave up and strapped her to the car.....roof. Sure he received rude glares and gestures for the cause, but it was better than listening to Annie singing Christmas songs in July. If the road was smooth enough and radio not blasting, he could most likely hear her sing 'We wish you a merry Christmas' out of tune and as loud as she could possibly yell. Sarah sighed in relief when they got off onto the exit and slowed down. She only agreed to operation 'carry the daughter like luggage' because it provided goggles to protect Annie from high speed winds. In the back of the car, Missy could care less. The fighting stopped, Annie is allowed to go somewhere, and she was ditching little miss loudmouth the second they step into the park.
The car made its way though the parking lot and found a shady spot. Just as the engine shut off, the whole family heard an explosion. Bill looked up at the roof and glared. "I wasn't me! I swear on my collection of Pokemon cards!"
Everyone near the car sweat dropped and mothers pushed their children away from the crazy girl. Bill, Sarah, and Missy got out of the car and looked for the area that 'sploded. A family ten rows up and three spaces to the right were deer gawking at the SUV in front of them. Bill quickly untied Annie and the four of them rushed to the gates. Once there, he paid for the tickets and shoved the family into the park.
He faced the two daughters and tried his best stern face. "Now here are the rule. One, absolutely no destruction of the park. Two, stay together. Yes Missy, you heard right. Stay together. And rule number three, make use of the cellphones."
Annie whipped out her cellphone and looked at it with a dumb look. She raised her arm and was about to throw the cellphone to the ground when Bill swipered it. "That counts as destruction of the park."
Annie gave a small sniffle and was given back her cellphone. She placed it back into a pocket. "Now behave or what?"
"We will be grounded until dinosaurs roam the earth again," the two sisters said in unison. Father went over that a bajillion times before even entering the car.
Bill sighed and the two parents turned around to look for a map to give to the girls. Footstep were soon heard fading away. "It's your turn to look," said Sarah.
"No, I did it last time."
"....."
Sarah rolled her eyes and peeked behind her shoulder. As predicted, the two were gone. "You owe me twenty dollars now."
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Annie ran in the opposite direction from Missy and hid behind a sign. She heard familiar voices and crept along the wall.
"Now, now Tobi. I don't think harsh actions are needed. You would be a bad boy then."
'Was it? Could it possibly be?' Annie leaned to look around the corner. Sure enough, it was her best bud Tobi and explosion-go-happy Deidara. She crept around the corner and tried her best ninja skillz to sneak up on Deidara. "Dear gawd. You're here."
'He didn't even turn around! What the potatoes!'
Deidara slightly turned his head and saw the trouble magnet pout. Even though he sounded unamused, his heart raced and every part of his body was ecstatic. Tobi lost his evil glint once Deidara announced his friend's presence. He grinned behind his mask and glomped her. The two laughed and were telling each others recent adventures. 'Note to self, un. Tell Zetsu that Tobi is revealing top secret missions to her again.....un.'
"Well now that you have your friend here, I'll be on my-"
"Okies! We'll go visit Sir-Leader-sir and-"
"On second thought, you two can keep me company and protect me from rabid fangirls."
Deidara grabbed their arms and dragged them to the first roller coaster he will be on, the Medusa. Once Annie saw what it was, she gladly accepted the duty of watching Deidara's clay (but it was a no-touchy!) and Tobi's teddy. She watched the two missing-nin enter the short line and dissapear around the corner. A few minutes later, Annie saw the explosions artist and Tobi go on their very first ride. By the time they got back, Deidara's hair looked like Kisame's, only blond and longer.
"That......was awesome, hm!"
Fin.
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