Teen Titans: Beware the Dark
Part 2: The (two) Fight(s)
On the roof of the tower the six teenagers were getting ready to fight.
"Okay, here are my personal details, I'm eighteen, I've got split personality syndrome, I'm engaged, and my fiancée doesn't like you guys so much, seriously, I think she's a villain, anyway, don't touch my car or bike, don't come in my room, and hands off my swords." Darkness (who else) said in a military style voice
"Wait your engaged." Robin said
"Yeah."
"Hey stop distracting us."
"Ok, now are you ready to SUCK IT." Darkness said in a game show host voice
"Oh, shut up, Titans Go!" Robin shouted, prepping his Bo staff.
"I hope you don't mind that I bought some friends." Darkness said pulling out two swords, "Titans meet Blade and Sabre, I'm sure you'll like each other." Then laughing manically he cut Robin's Bo staff in half.
"Hey, you're pretty good with those." BB said then shrunk under Cy's glare and muttered "well he is."
"Thanks, but I'm still gonna kick your but from here to Pluto." Darkness said "now you're about to feel the power of my patented piledriver, oh yeah." then piledrived BB into the ground "now sucker tell Rae you love her, go on you can do it."
"Dude I don't love her."
"Okay, keep being a green midget funny guy wannabe."
"Can't you do anything but talk?!" Cy said angrily
"Yeah, how about I shut you down." Darkness said
"I'd like to see you try." Cy said only to have Darkness stick blade into his main power unit "Ow, that hurt, my systems are rebooting, this ain't good." Cy said and then shut down
"That was easy."
This guy is tough Robin thought but there's something strange, it's like he's trying to help us, but why, I mean first he mocks now he's trying to help.
"Ahhhh." Starfires terrified yell snapped the boy wonder back to reality, Star was being picked up by the neck and was hanging over the edge of the tower
"Starfire." He shouted
"You know Kori, your sister is way tougher than you, she's better looking than you too." Darkness said mockingly
We're back to mocking now, great. Robin thought while rushing at Darkness, but Darkness kicked Robin into BB and Rae who weren't really paying attention to the fight but rather were deciding whether to kiss each other or not.
"Looks like I win." Darkness said dropping Star
"Yeah, you win now can you get these two off of me, please." Robin said
"Sure." Darkness said while lifting BB and Rae off of Robin
"What will become of friend Cyborg?" Star asked while gasping for air
"He'll be up soon." Darkness said calmly
"Uhhh, what happened?" Cy said as he got up
"I won." Darkness said triumphantly then Star was asking him tons of questions
"We know your name, now tell me, where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favourite colour, who is your fiancée and do you wish to be my friend."
"South Africa, by plane, black, Blackfire (bet you didn't expect that), and I mocked your boyfriend, kissed you, attacked you and choked you but yes." Darkness was then pulled into a bone crushing hug but he then returned the favour and put her into a bigger bone crushing hug
"Wait your fiancée is Blackfire, as in Star's sister Blackfire?" Robin asked
"Yes." He replied "but don't blame me, blame the author's weird dreams and lack of human comfort, and Blackfire's black eyes and hair and beautiful figure."
"Don't forget her mastery of video games." BB said
"And her dark poetry." Rae said
"And her wicked dance moves." Cy added
"Guy's just shut up about Blackfire." Robin said
"Hey they can talk about Blackfire okay pal." Darkness said
"Please friend Darkness, tell me how you met my sister." Starfire said
"Okay, she had lost her powers, I had lost my powers and some thugs were attacking her, so I took some swords and attacked them, but I eventually lost my swords, but I managed to win, so we spent time together, we were walking along in the streets when I saw my pet wild dog so I tricked her into thinking it was wild and that we had to hold on to each other to look like one person, but she must have caught on cause she asked if she could turn around without freaking it out so we did then she lifted the bottom of my mask up and kissed me, so we started to go out, I proposed she accepted, so that's it." Darkness said
"Okay, now can we go inside?" BB asked
A few days later the alarm sounded
"Titans trouble, looks like the H.I.V.E Five again." Robin said
"So let's go." Darkness said, at the scene of the crime the H.I.V.E Five were waiting for the Titans
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Titans." Gizmo said in a happy tune "You slime bags may have beaten us last time, but this time we have a new friend, Blackfire."
"Hello, hello-Darkness?" Blackfire said shocked "What are you doing with the Titans?"
"Working with them baby." he replied "What are you doing with the H.I.V.E Four and their pet leprechaun?"
"Working with them."
"Touché."
"Can we just fight now?" Robin asked
"Sure go ahead." Darkness replied looking at his leader "Knock 'em out, but I got princess here."
"Okay, Titans Go." Blackfire and Darkness immediately started wrestling each other although neither one budged an inch
"You've got some fight in you darling." Darkness said and tried to punch her but his fist went through a wall
"And you're strong enough to punch through a brick wall, I like that baby."
"Well you're not the only one with some fight inside them." Darkness said while throwing her to the ground he then flew towards her, but she managed to recover and she jumped at him and pushed him on the ground "And it looks like I'm not the only strong one here" he said, then lifting the bottom of his mask up he kissed her, using the distraction to his advantage he rolled over and pinned her
"You feel stronger." Blackfire said
"I have your powers baby, I'm much stronger now." He said
"If you are finished with your love fest Darkness we could use your help." Robin said, Darkness looked over at the other Titans, Mammoth was busy slamming BB and Rae's heads together, Gizmo and See-more were busy ganging up on Robin, and Billy, Billy and Billy were attacking Star and Kyd Wyykyd was attacking Cy Can't they do anything Darkness thought no wonder he said they could use me. Darkness's reality check was in the form of Blackfire throwing star bolts at him
"Hey is that all you got, ow ow that hurts, okay watch this." Darkness said throwing star bolts at BlackFire's star bolts
"There's only one left." Mammoth said knocking BB and Rae out "Let's take him."
"No stick to the plan, remember the reason why we brought Blackfire along." Gizmo said
"To help us with the Titans."
"No, we brought her so she could distract the Titans long enough for us to get away."
"Oh yeah, well."
" Well what."
"Aren't we going to get away?"
"Yeah, come on let's go."
"Hey, Blackfire, your friends are leaving." Darkness said
"What, those little creeps." Blackfire said and chased them to their base
"That went well." Darkness said reviving the rest of the Titans
"Uhhh what happened." Robin asked rubbing his head painfully
"You guy's got knocked out, so the H.I.V.E Five jumped me so I like punched and kicked and piledrived 'em and they just went packing."
"Are you sure."
"Yup sure, really sure, sure as can be, in fact I'm surer than sure."
"You need therapy."
"Noooooo."
Notes:
I bet you guy's don't know who Darkness impersonated in the first fight