Yay, another one! This one is about Zelos asking about fangirls.
I apologize in advance to any fangirls who might read this.
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BabeMagnent86 has joined.
War_God276 has joined.
BabeMagnent86: Hey Kratos?
War_God276: What?
BabeMagnent86: What is the deal with fangirls? I mean, they squeal over sexy characters or people, and yet, I don't have any.
War_God276: Have you ever thought about why you don't have any?
BabeMagnent86: It just doesn't make any sense! I'm the greatest-looking male on the planet!
Sisteacher has joined.
War_God276: Raine, kindly explain to Zelos why he doesn't have fangirls.
Sisteacher: O.O Why would you want fangirls?
BabeMagnent86: Because I love women!
orlyninja65 has joined.
Sisteacher: …Zelos, fangirls aren't really women. They're more… hyenas.
orlyninja65: Also, fangirls tend to prefer MALES.
Sisteacher: Yes, that too.
War_God276: Besides, why would you want fangirls? I mean, you can live without them. Look at me. I don't have any fangirls, and I'm doing fabulously.
orlyninja65: Uhm… Kratos?
War_God276: Yes?
Sisteacher: You do have fangirls.
orlyninja65: I thought that was why you never left your house alone.
War_God276: ...Okay, so I lied there. My point is, I avoid fangirls whenever possible, and look how I am!
BabeMagnent86: Exactly.
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I think this probably could have turned out a little bit better than it did… Oh well. Maybe I'll make a sequel.
Disclaimer: No fangirls were harmed in the making of this convo. Also, I don't own anything…