The Naruto Show's: Know Your Stars!!!
Parody of the Amanda Show's "Know your Stars!!!"
Chapter 3:
Deep Mysterio Voice: Welcome everyone to Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars (fading echo-ish). Everyone welcome Shikamaru Nara.
Shikamaru: What a drag…
DMV: Shikamaru… thinks everything is a drag.
Shika: What a drag…
DMV: Shikamaru… is a Shogi obsessed nerd.
Shika: What a drag… I'm not a nerd.
DMV: Shikamaru… Gets drunk along with Asuma every single karaoke night…
Shika: What a drag…
DMV: Shikamaru… Is secretly an anorexic retard…
Shika: NO! Ino's the anorexic one.
DMV: Shikamaru… is nothing but a lazy fat dumbass…
Shika: Hey! I was claimed to be smart you know…
DMV: Shikamaru… used the past tense when he claimed himself to be smart…
Shika: Dammit. How troublesome…
DMV: Shikamaru… has really crazy pineapple hair…
Shikamaru: Hey! It just sticks up like that for some reason!
DMV: Shikamaru… sucks his thumb every night crying about how women are "troublesome"
Shikamaru: I do not suck my thumbs!
DMV: Shikamaru… has tried smoking only once but never again after he had to be sent to the hospital after realizing that a cigarette wasn't a magical smoke puffing bubble gum…
Shikamaru: That's not true! See! I'm gonna smoke right now! (brings out ciggie) See!-cough -cough-! (chokes) Choking not breathing!!!
DMV: Now you know… Shikamaru Nara… Shikamaru Nara… Shikamaru Nara…
Shikamaru: They don't! (–Coughs- -faints-) (gets wheeled away to the hospital)…
DMV: Know your stars…
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