Author's Note: Hey guys! Time for another journal entry about Bella. Plz remember that I don't know if this stuff ever happened and that it's all stuff that I made up. Don't rely on me to tell you stuff about the real Stephenie witten material. Again, if you guys have any ideas about stuff to put on either of my fanfics Bella's Journal, 42 Things Bella Swan Is Not Allowed To Do, orLunar Break, send me a message or an email and let me know.
Disclaimer: You guys know the drill- unfortunately, nothing belongs to me:
Bella's Journal: Entry Number Three
A/A/N: Bella writes about the list her sisters made about her summer 'activities' and comments about it. Edward reads it and makes a decision.
I have decided to not write about my memories tonight and instead, to write about something that happened today when I went to Edward's. I had walked in and went to see Alice and Rosalie. Rosalie and I have become a lot closer and we have decided to put the past behind us. I walked into Alice's room and they both looked up at me. I wondered what was going on when they started laughing at me. I asked them what was going on and they took off downstairs. On the way down, I ran into Edward and he asked what was going on. As if he didn't already know! I gave him a quick kiss, smacked his arm, and followed them into the kitchen. I heard Edward laughing behind me somewhere and thought he had figured it out.
When I got in the kitchen, I guess Alice took pity on me and she handed me the paper they had been looking over when I had walked in. I skimmed it over and looked at them both. I couldn't believe that they had made a list. I had been a little naughty over the summer but they had made a list about what I wasn't allowed to do anymore. Alice asked me if it covered everything and I told her that it did.
A few minutes later, Emmett came in with yet another cheese wheel that he had bought on ebay and told Rosalie why it was so important. Supposedly, it was the first and only wheel of cheese from Switzerland that was flavored like meat and it had been signed by the inventor of the cheese wheel. He said it was really old. I don't really know what is with Emmett and cheese wheels but when I bought him one and melted it to see if he could cry, I swear he was almost shedding tears.I think he may have been dropped on his head as both a baby and a Vampire. I could believe why that had made the list.
Alice grabbed the paper from me and had scribbled one down. I had no idea what it said but I needed to see it if they didn't want me to do it, didn't I? I used that arguement against them and Rosalie gave me the paper. I read it and then Edward walked in. He asked what was the matter and I gave him the paper. He read it and looked up occasionally. When he got to the end, he thought he was finished but I had noticed that he had left off my favourite one. He read that one and laughed because it was actually meant for him. It said 'Never use Emmett's obession with cheese wheels against him, but make sure that Edward does.'
I guess since Edward was always getting teased by his brothers about everything, he got cut a break. I was happy for him. Now he just has to get something on Jasper, maybe he can get Alice to help him with that. Speaking of Alice, I needed to get back at her for buying me sexy lingerie and then telling me not to leave it out for Edward to see what he was missing. He needed a little incentive to get things moving.
Maybe I should tell Edward about that time I was spending the day with Alice and heard Jasper singing 'Bet On It' in the shower. He actually didn't sound that bad but he hadn't been too happy when he heard me laughing outside the door. He hadn't heard me coming but I think he had been a little distracted at the time. Oh well, I think I should go to bed now. Edward'll be here in a few minutes and he'll tell me to go to bed. Luckily, he lets me sleep in his shirts sometimes and maybe he'll let me tonight. We have less than a month until our wedding and I can't wait until I don't have to spend so much time sleeping. Who ever said that sleep was a necessity?
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I chuckled to myself as I read the newest enty by my Bella. Oh, the simple complexity of my beautiful Bella. I looked at her and I loved the way she smiled in her sleep. She turned and faced towards me, wrapping her arms around me absentmindedly. I returned the action and she sighed in her sleep. I love this woman so much. I liked that she sometimes forgot that I read these entries and wrote things she wouldn't normally write. Now I had something to throw back at Jasper.
The way she did that helped me find out things that I wouldn't normally know. Through her journal, I had found out numerous things about my family and things that happened while I was away. I had some things to use against my loved ones now and I planned to use them. I loved that Bella could get stuff out of them I never would have managed.
The fact that Esme had painted Carlisle's toenails while he was on an important call and he couldn't get it off for weeks gave me plenty of ammo for almost any situatuion. Not to mention that they were pink and he liked the comparision of color against his skin. I had laughed uncontrollably when I had read this little morsel and had to go outside to calm myself down. Luckily, Bella had let me read this while we were alone and Charlie wasn't home.
I had to be careful not to be caught here when Charlie was away and he didn't burst in and take it out on my Bella. I loved the fact that Emmett almost cried when he watched the Rocky movies. I could use that against him whenever he wouldn't stop taunting me about being sexually repressed. Just mentioning it shut him up really quickly. Bella started talking in her sleep again and I had to listen. I wanted to hear everything she said because this was going to be gone very soon.
We talked for a bit before she stopped and fell back into a deep sleep. I returned to remembering ways to embarrass my family. I still didn't have anything on Esme but I didn't think I would need it. The fact that Rosalie only went 'shopping' so that she could get fresh highlights made me love that my Bella could get anything out of my sisters if she would give in to them treating her like a 'life sized Barbie'. I, personally, loved the days that they took her under their wing and mad eher look even more gorgeous for me.
I didn't think that she needed it, but I did love the end result. My Bella was beautiful 24/7 and I just wished she would see that in herself. Maybe after we're married, she could begin to get a glimpse of herself the way that I saw her.
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Additional Author's Note: To see the complete list of what Bella is no longer allowed to do, read '42 Things Bella Swan Is Not Allowed to Do' and see if you agree. I loved making the list and I have been told that I should do another one. Plz tell me if I should and leave any suggestions. I am trusting you guys with my email and please don't hassle me!
Song: Bet On It By Zac Efron from High School Musical 2
