Ok everybody just a note…..

This is a Cullen's miniseries; the stories are in order of WHAT goes on. We've had the Cullen's Mini Zoo and now, Prank calling 101: with Emmett and Jasper. Sorry I just really wanted to add that…

There are probably only 5 chapters to a story, so they are quick. If you want more then you just have to review or if you have an idea… PLZ review or send me a PM

Me: Where's my apple?

Emmett and Jasper: snicker… snicker

Me: I don't even own Twilight and now I don't own an apple….

Chapter 2: Surprise….

B.P.O.V

I starred at the phone smiling evilly, Emmett and Jasper didn't know it but there was no way I was going to get into trouble……

I dialed his number and as it wrung I figured out the song I was going to sing and smiled……

'What do you want?' He asked, wow he does sound annoyed. O well….

'Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now. Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks.
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now. Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks.

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now. Everybody, everybody, everybody cries
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now. Everybody, everybody, everybody dies.

It's a non-stop disco Bet you it's Nabisco, Bet you didn't know.

It's a violent pornography! Choking chicks and SODOMY! The kinda shit you get on your TV!

It's on the TV. It's on your TV. Turn off your TV.

Can you say brainwashing?

It's a non-stop disco.'

And then I yelled the last bit and hung up… I looked up at Emmett and Jasper, and they were smiling. 'We have taught you well…..' Emmett said bowing Japanese style. When the door opened.

'Aaaaaggggghhhh!' Emmett screamed in a girly voice. When Edward walked in. I stared blinking innocently. While Emmett and Jasper started to look worried. 'Nice Try…' Edward said as they ran out the door, I smiled as Edward followed them out. 'Nice going Bella.' Alice commented sitting next to me. 'How did you do it?' Rose said sitting next to Alice on the sofa. 'I didn't call Edward.' I said smiling as Carlisle walked into the room. He had a puzzled look on his face as he walked up to his study. I looked at the girls as they figured it out. 'Oh My God....' Rose said smiling. 'What did you sing?' Alice asked. I raised an eyebrow, and opened my mouth. 'Um I don't want to no.' she said walking up to her room.

The end of PRANK CALLING: with Emmett and Jasper. New Story up soon…

This song is so annoying, think about it… if you got called up by your entire friends 16 cos the rest wouldn't thank god for that. Well that's really annoying…