Jonathan DeLuna was planning on a one week trip in the country. He expected a smooth, no-interruption, cruise TO and FROM his destination. He expected trees and birds and a week free from bosses and wives. He didn't expect a black and green figure, GLOWING none the less, to be in the middle of the road at nearly 2 in the morning, while he was going almost 80 on the freeway. He couldn't react and did the only thing he could do. Brake, scream, and pray that his wife doesn't find his stash if he lived through this.
(10 minutes later)
Groaning, Jonathan stood up, but quickly fell back down when he found his head has pounding furiously. Since standing wasn't a good option, he bent his knees to sit up. When he was completely sitting up, he felt hot liquid dripping off his head. Furrowing his eyebrows, he slowly reached up to his head. Looking at his crimson stained hand he silently sobbed. After about a minute or two, he looked around to see where he was. Recollecting his memories of the last 15 minutes, he remembered everything was dark, he was thinking of how bitchy his wife was, and then... A scream. He remembered a scream. And... A woman? Nah, it couldn't be. Probably a deer... But why was it glowing? He then realized... His car. "What the hell?! Where's my car?!" He was screaming to no one in particular. "Man, this sucks. Worst vacation ever."
Turning up the tunes in her "new" car, Shego rolled the windows down. Before feeling the breeze in her car, she broke a window, a door, and probably a head. 'Eh, he'll live', Shego thought while pumping the gas petal a little more. She has done worse. Barely focusing on the road, or her destination, Shego was thinking of the past few weeks. She thought of just how dandy they turned out to be.
(3 weeks ago)
It started off as any other day in the office. She woke up, got freshened up, went to the main lair to hear Drakken's new, improved, and fool-proof plan, made lippy comments about it, Kim Possible came, they fought while exchanging "friendly" banter, the buffoon manages to destroy the "doom ray" or whatever ridiculous name it was that day, Kim got away- destroying the lair on her way-, Drakken did his "you think you're all that!" speech, and Shego managed to escape with a few cuts and bruises; and Drakken a bruised ego. She couldn't stand it much longer.
After Drakken's recent failure, which to Shego's much dismay was underwater, Shego decided to confront the blue-skinned mad scientist. Squeezing out water from her hair, she groaned. Probably because there were fish in her boots. Probably because her hair was tangle. Or-
"DAMMIT DRAKKEN, I'M SICK OF THIS!"- Never mind...
"Yes, Shego I am, too. If we stay wet too long we might catch a cold." Drakken looked as his "sidekick" with innocence and misunderstanding.
"No, Dr. D. No, not sick with the flu. Sick of getting beat! This is ridiculous! We steal this "great" invention and right when we're about to use it, Kim and her buffoon of a sidekick come in and win! And what the hell were you thinking when we rented an UNDERWATER lair?!" Shego's hands were slowing igniting as she went on ranting.
"N-Now now, Shego. Calm down... No need to get- Wait, did you just call Possible by her first name?" Drakken raised an eyebrow with concern and put his hands back down from his defense.
"DRAKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!" The deafening battle cry was enough to startle the fish under the dock they were standing on. Or it could have been the very girly shriek that came after...
(flashback over)
"Underwater..." Shego scoffed and gripped the steering wheel tighter. "Oh shi-" Shego couldn't finish her curse as she heard sirens and saw blue and red lights in the mirrors. She started slowing down, pretending to be pulling over. Almost as soon as her curse came, a mischievous grin showed up. She rolled up the windows calmly, blasted the music, gripped the steering wheel, and hauled ass.
"Nyu-oh..." Chattered a familiar pink hairless rodent.
"Got that right, little buddy..." Ron picked up his miniature sidekick and put him on his shoulder. "KP, you okay?" He looked over at his best friend with a worried look. She wasn't paying attention to him. She was giving all of her attention to the giant hole in front of them. A few bricks fell and bent a pole in half. "She really out-did herself this time..." Ron whistled quietly as he watched the hole crumbling.
"Will, what was Shego's accusation?" Kim asked as clear as day, still looking at the wall, her eyebrows furrowed.
"Kimberly, you were there. Don't you know th-" Will was leaning on the door of his truck when he received a glare from a certain teen heroine. "Yes, ma'am..." He fumbled to open the truck and fell in. Looking through first under the seats, then in the glove compartment, he found what he was looking for. A large manila folder, held closed by a large rubber band. Sighing, he carefully unwrapped it and read from a yellow and white sheet of paper. "Okay, one Shaiana Go. Alias 'Shego'. Arrested May 11, this year. Accused of the murder of 4 people, injuring 7." This caused Kim to look down in shame and disappointment. Shame from not being able to save those people. And disappointment that Shego would do such a thing. Ron put a comforting hand on Kim's shoulder. She shrugged it away softly. He didn't mind. "Subject highly dangerous, super-human abilities, blah blah blah, you know the rest." Will wrapped the folder and tossed it onto the driver's seat. "May I ask why the repeat?"
"I-I... I thought she didn't kill..." Kim looked away and her clenched fists relaxed. "I can see her breaking out of jail... Fleeing the country... But it still doesn't make sense... Will, can you read her recent employment?" Kim looked back at him.
Will shrugged and grabbed the folder, this time sitting in it's recent spot. "Freelance sidekick: expert in thieving and master of several fighting techniques, subject is known best for the supernatural ability to make plasma energy ignite from several body parts. Most recent client was a 'Drew Theodore Lipsky'. Unknown whether or not subject is still in contact with said client after her escape." Will closed the folder again and raised an eyebrow at Kim.
"Do we have anything on relatives- that she doesn't hate- or close friends or past allies so we have an idea on where she would go? We can't let her leave the country until she's served her time."
"KP, we'll find her. We always do." Ron gave Kim a dorky grin and Rufus agreed. Well, agreed but a slight chattery.
"Well, last thing we found out were the Go superheros, but since she hates them, we don't know anyone else yet. Maybe parents." Will replied nonchalantly.
"That's a good idea. We can ask the other Go's for parental information." When Kim said this, a small blush came across Ron's face. Kim noticed this then narrowed her eyes at him. "I mean information on their parents, Ron." Ron cleared his throat and tried looking serious, without much success. She looked back at Will. "Go tower?" Will nodded and got settled into the driver's seat. Kim and Ron got into the bed of the truck again. Kim rolled her eyes, leaned back on the window, and sighed deeply. She really didn't want to think at all now... All that would cross her mind would still be Shego.
Before Will could as so much fix a mirror, Ron piped up. "Who's gonna fix the wall?"
