A/N: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! Haven't updated this story since 1901 lol…

Well em, here's the second bowling alley chapter!

-leslie grace

The family stood in a semi circle outside the house.

They wondered at Emmet.

He could have been a great construction worker… Carlisle thought silently.

Edward laughed. "Please. He wouldn't work this hard at anything unless it benefited him."

Carlisle shrugged. Alice squealed. "I TOLD you guys it would be awesome!"

She ran inside the brand new bowling alley that had popped up in the Cullen yard overnight.

Everyone looked at each other. Then back at the doors of the bowling alley. Which burst open at that moment.

Emmet paraded out, looking like a bowling drag queen. He had sports goggles like the geek in DODGEBALL wore, and shorts that were a bit too short. His hair was slicked back with a pound of hair gel, and he carried in his hand a giant crimson bowling ball. His outfit was color coordinated in the same crimson and a brilliant gold. His face was entirely serious.

"Let's play ball."

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Edward, Bella, and Jasper stood looking in disbelief at Alice.

"What is with these uniforms?!" Edward asked.

"Yeah seriously, the other team has awesome colors, and we get THIS?" Jasper joined in.

"Oh come on guys, your such babies. Pink and blue are perfectly fine." Bella said with a roll of her eyes.

"Yeah, seriously! And they don't have the cool baseball stripes like us! All they have are lamo bowling collars." Alice agreed, defending her choices.

Jasper and Edward glanced at each other. Kill me. Jasper thought. Edward nodded in agreement.

"Come on you sissies, let's bowl!" Emmet shouted as his team broke their huddle. Jake and Renesmee high-fived. Rosalie picked up her ball; it was crimson, matching Emmet's in everything but size. She stepped up to the lane. Threw the ball. Hit two pins on the end. Stormed back to the group. Threw the ball again. Hit one.

Jasper and Edward laughed. Bella elbowed Edward and Alice shoved a ball into Jasper's hands.

"Alice, honey, I love you, but I don't love you this much." He said, nodding his head to the ball. It was bubble-gum pink and had Jasper's name written on it in blue. Cautiously, Edward glanced at the other pink ball, and sighed in relief when he saw Alice's name on it.

"Jazzy, we have to match though! All the other couples do!"

"But pink?"

"Yes pink! Now bowl!"

Reluctantly, he stepped up to the line and threw a nice curve ball that went straight to the gutter. The next one followed suit.

"What was that Jasper?!" Bella said, with her competitive side coming out for the first time.

He shrugged. "I've never played before."

"That's no excuse!"

"Now come on Bella, let's just let it go. Besides, Emmet's next. He's bound to suck." Alice said, throwing in a smug grin for Emmet at the end.

He made a kissy face at her and picked up his twenty-pound ball.

"Watch my ski-zi-zills." He said proudly. And lined himself up, looking very much like a bowling pro. Then, he turned around, set the ball on the ground, and granny-bowled like no one had ever granny-bowled before. He saw it going too fast, and immediately chased after it. But the floors were covered in wax. He fell.

The ball managed a strike.

But it also went straight through the wall.

"Daaa-aaaad, Emmet broke the bowling alley!" Jasper called in between laughs. Everyone else was doubled over in a fit of giggles.

"Did not!"

*FIN*

A/N: Yeah that one was kind of lame. I had a story plan set up for this, but I couldn't remember what it was so I just tried to write something. Sorry.

-leslie grace