Dear Booky (Ooh I like that name),

I just realized that I named an inanimate object. Heresy!

Anyways. I'm on the plane. Hahaheeheehaho. Ho.

I've got a Japanese book open under you, just in case that Irie person Byakuran sent to escort me comes to visit from first class. Then I can hide you under it and pretend to study.

Yeah, I'm in economy class. I traded spots with someone, because being in the presence of rich people makes me nervous. Unless it's Byakuran, of course.

It's my first time on an airplane. Byakuran told me that if it hadn't been an espionage mission, I woulda gotten to take his private plane. So he bought both me and Irie a first-class ticket, and sent us off.

I didn't even get a chance to complain about the Japanese thing, cuz he disappeared in an instant. I think he was running away. Hah, the loser.

The insanely beautiful loser.

It's raining, and apparently, the flight might be delayed. Oh, look, we're moving. I take all that about the delaying back. The rain looks really cool streaming across the window…the person next to me told me that he's never seen that before. And he travels a lot. He says it's because planes rarely take off in rain.

Wow, it's just flowing by, like random rivers that appear and disappear. The sky outside's really gray…

I just had a really emo thought that I'm embarrassed to write about.

Oh, what the heck, you're private. Okay. So like, that streaming rain looks like rivers of tears. It kinda makes me feel sad.

WHOAAA my head feels really weird. We're lifting off, and I can barely move my arm properly.

Oh shit, I think I just inked like half the page. My bad.

Maybe I should stop writing.

Yeah, I'll be back later, bye. Irie's walking over, and it looks like he's going to test me. I'm doomed.

…..Wait, why's he walking during takeoff?

~Six hours later~

Hey, I'm back. Yeah, the idiot tried to quiz me, and I passed. Hah, hah, hah. He says that I still need to practice a little though, because apparently, I have horrible, horrible pronunciation. Who gives a shit?

Okay, well, I have to tell you about the details of my espionage mission. Byakuran told me about it at the airport. Apparently, I'm being sent to Japan (Oh, shock), to spy on the Vongola.

I was like, nice. Cuz, I mean, all those hot hitmen are in that famiglia. Haha. Hah.

Except he tells me that I'm joining the Varia.

Needless to say, I was pretty surprised. Do I have the skills? Seriously? The Varia???!?!?!?!?

Those people are the elite. The elite of the elite. Byakuran was smiling and saying that I could easily beat their boss, but I'm not about to believe it. Xanxus is crrraaaaazzzzzeh.

And yes, I've definitely done plenty of research on them~

I heard that the hottest hitmen are all in the Varia. :D Oh yes. Pwnage.

And the gayest. I mean, Lussuria is just…….well, okay, he's cool. And awesome. But he's still gay. Really gay, in a totally pwn way.

Byakuran was probably joking. He did tell me that if I did a little research on them, I wouldn't be so happy about maybe joining them. And that, for now, he was a little worried about my loyalty. Ha, ha, very funny, Byakuran. Very funny.

And get this, my darling Byaku-chan (shudder)—I DID do my research. And I still love them.

…Except for maybe the fact that several years back, they dug out one of your spies from the Vongola and killed him. Um. They, uh, skinned him. Alive. And then fished his kidneys and one lung out. While he was alive.

They have methods. :O

Well anyways, I was supposed to join them for a while, observe them, get to know them, and learn as much as I could about the Vongola and its secrets from them. And then I was to return and give a report. I was told that my position in the Varia would require much interaction with the Vongola, so I'd have a lotta chances to gather information. Judging by the amount and quality of information that I gather, my mission may either be extended or discontinued.

Secretly, just between you and me—I'm hoping that it'll be extended.

This is so exciting.

Oh, yeah, by the way, the chance that I'll be found out and killed is approximately 97.8%. I don't mind that much, as long as it isn't Lussuria who kills me. Heh.

97.8%.

Heehee, haha, hohohohohohoho hee haahooo.

Uwhoooahhhh.

Ah think ah mahght be losin' mah mahnd.

Poop.

Ohohohohohoho! I get to meet Belphegor and Squalo, and maybe train with them.

I might even get to kill people with them. I love killing people. The first time I killed someone, I was two. Yeah.

……

I never told you about that?

I was still in an orphanage back then, actually. I killed my 6 year old roommate, and my 8 year old neighbor-roommate, and my 16-year-old tutor, and then the 22-year old housekeeper. It was all this big scuffle about my morning mood-cookie. I'll tell you about that later. So anyways, the lady in charge of the orphanage got scared of me and threw me out. It was really darned awesome. She didn't even clean me up, so I was out on the streets covered in blood.

Even though I was only 2 and barely able to walk yet, everyone screamed when they saw me.

I told Byakuran about that, and he called me a monster. I just gave him a look that said, "and you aren't?"

He ignored me. Bah. But he said that I was a monster not because I had killed, but because I had enjoyed the experience of being covered in blood, and people running away at the sight of me. And that I was a monster because of my insanely detailed memory.

My memory is another one of the reasons he's sending me on the mission. Meheheheheh. They'll never catch a single written word that I don't want them to see~

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Yeah, I'm definitely losing it. No matter, I think it'll be an interesting, educational, and fun experience for everyone.

Besides, they all say that the Varia is mainly composed of lunatics.

I'll be cut off from the Millefiore during the mission until my pre-determined return date, though. :[ That makes me sad.

This plane flight is so long. Gah. It's cramped in the economy class too. Wish I still had my first class seat, there was a nice comfy bed. And real food.

I'll go ask Irie to trade seats!!!!! Gyahahah!

~five minutes later~

TOT Irie had me kicked out of the first class cabin after giving me a donut, because I threatened him with violence for a first class seat. That sucks.

People are giving me weird looks. Hey, I'm 19 and crazy, okay? Have some tolerance for this poor little girl.

I'm going to sleep. Baye-Baye~~

Lirah Ghirlanda