I love Hamburgers~

The brunette opened his sleep heavy eyes to an unfamiliar ceiling. Where am I? he thought grogily. He tried to sit up, only to find his arms bound behind him.

"Eh? What's going on?" He asked out loud in surprise. Where the hell was this?

"Kufufu. Good morning young Vongola. I see your awake, and probably wondering why your tied up~." A voice almost seductiely cooed. Tsuna turned his head towards it to find Mukuro sitting on a couch, he realized they were most likely in Kokuyo Land.

"Mukuro! What the hell did you do?!" He demanded furiously.

"I didn't do anything~." The way he said it made Tsuna less then sure of his words. "I just needed to talk to you, without you blowing me away with that fancy new attack you have."

"You could have just asked." Tsuna pouted, puffing his cheeks out and looking cute enough to devour.

"You wouldn't have come. Either you would be to scared, or those loyal dogs you have wouldn't have let you." The pineapple replied with a smirk, he better not tell the brunette he got him here with a towel covered in chloroform, or someone would surely get hurt.

"Hey! Don't call them that! They're my friends." Tsuna flailed disobiently, trying to loosen the rope that was restraining his arms. Somehow, our heroin managed to sit up. Crossing his legs, he glared at our favorite illusionist. "Let me go." He demanded.

"I cannot do that." The mist guardian replied simply.

Tsuna's eyes widened as he finally remembered what happened before he was knocked out.

"Jyu-Jyuudaime!" Happiness overtook him and he whipped around, pressing his lips to the brunettes without thinking. Before Tsuna had any chance to reply, a voice sounded from the shadows of the moonlit hallway.

"Kufufufu..... Children sure are adventurous these days."

Tsuna whipped around at the familiar voice of his mist guardian. "Mukuro!" He exclaimed. Gokudera grabbed his bosses arm and pulled him backward, making a barrier between Tsuna and Mukuro with his body.

"What do you want, you freaky pineapple bastard?!" He demanded, bringing out his dymamite and taking a defensive position, readying for battle.

"Kufufu... always so hostile, Haya-chan~." Mukuro cooed, provoking the Storm guardian.

It worked, for the Italian was soon rushing the blunette with dynamite at the ready, screaming a string of swears and insults.

Leaving Tsuna alone and unprotected in the middle of the hallway.

"Goku-!" His cried was choked off as someone grabbed him from behind, crushing a towel to his mouth. Gokudera whipped around and Mukuro took that chance to smash the blunt end of his trident against the back of the silverettes head. Then Tsuna's vision went black.

Tsuna came out of his daze to find his cheek pressed against the cold floor, tears streaming out of his eyes and across his face.

"Gokudera-kun...?" He asked Mukuro in a small voice.

"Alive. Not long after you blacked out, the black haired swordsman showed up. We left soon after." Mukuro explained, unbeknownst to Tsuna, his mouth was in a hard line and he was watching the brunette with serious eyes.

"Thank god." Tsuna breathed in relief, not loud enough for the blunette to hear. "We?" He said a bit louder. A second after he said that, his answer came in the form of a loud crash and some yelling.

Ken came stomping in with Chikusa and Chrome trailing after him. Chrome immediately ran over to Tsuna, while Ken and Chikusa went over and sat on the steps in front of Mukuro's couch.

"Boss.... I'm so sorry." Chrome apologized in her quiet voice, for the actions of her twin. (A/N: I know they're not actually twins, but the name 'Mist Twins' keeps coming to mind whenever I think of them together. XD)

"Ah. Chrome, it's okay." Tsuna reassured her and forced a smile onto his face. She looked sad and reached out to lightly touch his cheek before standing and going to sit on the couch with her savior.

"Mukuro-sama! Why did you bring him here-pyon?!" Ken asked in his very annoying voice.

"Kufufufu..... Why indeed." Mukuro answered, leaning back and crossing his legs.

Tsuna sat up again, staring at the four Kokuyo uniform clothed teens. "If you don't even know why you brought me here, can you let me go?" He asked, no hope in his voice, for he already knew the answer.

"Okay." Mukuro replied, a smirk on his face. Ken and Chikusa's heads snapped around. If he was going to just let him go like that, why did they go through all that work to get him?! "On one condition." The pineapple teen continued, much to the pleasure of his subordinates.

Tsuna eyed him suspiciously, the only thing he could think of was letting Mukuro posess his body, and he most definately wasn't going to do that. He sat there expectantly, waiting for Mukuro to state his condition.

"I want your virginity."

Kufufufufu- *Choke Cough Hack Flail* WHAT?!?!

XD

Well then, interesting ending. Not so sure how it came about meself.

RANDOM OMAKE since this chapter is pretty short. :3

Varia Headquarters. TYL.

Lussuria twirled around, a red feather boa and a santa hat adourned his flamboyant figure. In his hands was a box which contained various Christmas decorations that he was putting up all over the place. Any empty wall space now had some sort of something hanging from it. The flamboyant man made sure all of the doorways had Mistletoe hanging over them, just to piss his colleges off. He giggled to himself.

"Oh Squalo~! Belphegor~!" He called from the living room, stashing the box behind a random peice of furniture.

Squalo walked in from the kitchen, a candy cane in his mouth. "What do you want fag?!" He asked loudly.

Belphegor walked in from the hallway entrance. "Ushishishi~ What did the Prince do now?" He asked, usual maniac grin on his face.

Lussuria giggled and took Squalo's arm, he positioned the shorter man under the doorway that lead out into the foyer (This one has no door).

"Stay there for a second." He ordered, skipping off and grabbed the prince. He pulled him over and stood him in front of Squalo. "There we go~!" He stepped away and started clapping. "Now look up."

The Shark and the Prince both raised their faces upwards at the same time. Squalo looked at Lussuria, face serious.

"Is this some kind of sick, gay joke?" He asked, what he nor the Flamboyant Peacock noticed is that Belphegor still had his face up, his cheeks lightly dusted with pink.

"Oh come on Squ~ Get in the holiday spirit!" Lussuria encouraged, rocking his hips and tucking his fists under his chin, looking like a pouting highschool girl.

Belphegor looked at the floor, clutching the hem of his coat, looking like a blushing high school girl.

Squalo looked away from the Necrophiliac then, towards the Prince at his side. Big mistake.

The prince had his head downward, but the blush that dusted his cheeks was painfully odvious. Squalo smirked and leaned down.

"Do you want something, Belphegor?" He breathed into the princes ear.

Bel shivered, tilting his head and exposing his pale neck. He nodded, reaching up to clutch Squalo's coat. Squalo's smirk slowly grew into a grin, he took the blondes face in his hands and crushed their lips together. He pulled away too quickly for the Princes liking and whispered something in his ear, then straightened up and walked out without a second glance.

"Woah..... Excuse me." Lussuria quickly hurried out of the room, drawing his coat into his body to hide the small.... problem forming in his pants.

The prince was left alone, he smirked and followed after Squalo.

'I'll be in my room.'

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