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How to cope if Jacob Black Attacks!!!
Jacob Black is known as a Shape Shifter Because of his ability to mysteriously turn into a wolf. It is fairly easy to spot a Jacob Black because although he looks like a normal person he is unnaturally tall, has fur and likes to bark. He tends to run around as if excited or chasing a stick. The terrifying thing about Jacob Black Is that they will chase you relentless if you have a stick or not.
If you hear on the TV or radio of an excited Jacob Black you need to act fast. Jacob Black can run very quickly and if he catches you, you will be doomed to a life of playing fetch. Sadly there is no way to kill this retched Jacob Black so it is essential that you are always prepared to leave on short term notice.
Choose a secure place to hide out. First check the broadcasts regularly to find out which areas Jacob Black is in. You will need plenty of food and water where your hiding place is. A supermarket is a great base. Lock all doors and windows and pile heavy objects against the building for extra security. However make sure you have an extra exit in case Jacob Black finds you.
If you need to venture out for supplies make sure you wear non-stick looking clothes at all times. Full biker's leathers are perfect. Failing that go for lots for lots of layers.
If you find yourself in the middle of a crowd and you see something with fur Run!!!!. Put one foot in front of another and keep on doing that and look you are running. Jacob lack is very fats so make sure you always wear a jet pack to make you run faster.
Dont wast your energy running because Jacob Black Is very hard to stop. You can destroy him by telling him that Renesmee is dead or pushing his Rabbit ( car) of a cliff. Sometimes if weary Jacob Black will collapse and fall into a deep slumber make sure he is fully asleep before running.
This Is how you can survive a Jacob Black attack