Man this is hitting like 22k words. I don't know if I want it to be more or not. So many words arrrrgggg.
Oh well, best not to think about it, and just go until it's finished, right?
Right!
READ ON!
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BLU's Spy wondered how he could continue tracking that little RED Scout. She didn't seem as fast as the BLU Scout, which only made it easier for him to track her down. He couldn't catch her though, which was why when he heard a sudden ringing reverberate through the base, a chill went down his spine. He was almost certain that she had found and relayed her message to RED's Sniper. This was just perfect.
He slipped into the room that the female scout had rushed into before, and was surprised to see that she was already gone, as her leader, BLU's Sniper, was still in there, speaking into a headset similar to the young woman's. It appeared that she was conversing with their leader, and RED's Spy backed into a corner as she spoke into the microphone. The European blinked when he felt something tug at the tails of his coat. He shifted slightly to free his tails, but they weren't stuck anymore. He shook his head and went back to listening to the woman.
"They figgured it out quicker 'n others. Thissis gettin' bloody dangerous. I'm afraid fer Spy," the woman said. BLU's Spy smirked despite himself. At least she wouldn't have to worry anymore… "I tolja, this ain't a normal legion! You bettah be ready ta pay us double." Spy blinked when he heard something. It sounded like… tapping? She was tapping against the wall. Was that Morse Code? He struggled to translate it quickly as Sniper continued to tap against the wall and speak at the same time. "Yeah… yeah, got it…"
"Be ready…" Ready for what? "When I say…"
"I gotta go. We gotta rat 'ere." BLU's Spy gave a sharp intake of air when something invisible grasped the back of his coat and pulled backwards. He stood very still when he felt the steel blade of a knife against his throat. Merde! But he had the watch! What was going on!? How could the Spy he killed still be…
He froze when he heard the voice of the appearing Spy. "P-p-please don't move…" It was the same voice as… and he saw that the hand holding the knife wasn't gloved, but wrapped. It was- she was the Scout! The Scout was a Spy!!
"Nice work, Spy," Sniper said with a feral grin as she loaded up her rifle.
"Well, this is unprecedented…" BLU's Spy said lightly, looking rather emotionless.
The Scout, or, in actuality, the Spy, grabbed him closer and whispered under her breath: "I-I'm real sorry, but our Scout died a while back, and we really couldn't replace her quickly, so we got another Spy…" The young woman really sounded apologetic. "I… I guess I fit the part of a Scout, huh?"
Almost too well. Spy berated himself for not noticing it sooner. He had never actually encountered a spy who disguised as his (or her, in this case) own teammate, so… but how could a spy be able to play the part this well? This little girl must be ruthless, but… but she wasn't…
…He could feel her hands tremble as she held him still.
"W-what do we do with him, Ma'am?" the young woman asked, trying not to let her trembling voice be to apparent.
"What else?" Sniper lifted her rifle, and Spy looked at the red pinprick that was focusing on his forehead. "We kill the bloody wankah, and then we do it ta the rest o' the lil' rats."
She trembled again, and Spy realized that it was now or never. "My apologies," he said quietly. He twisted slightly and wrapped his gloved hand around her breast.
He squeezed harshly.
There was a scream from the ersatz Scout, and she immediately thrust the European away with a horrendous sob. Spy caught himself immediately and used the force to rush the leader, flipping the butterfly knife out as he did. He couldn't reach her in time though, so he dug into his coat and prayed that the pocket watch that he looted previously would work.
The shot rang out, and the young spy gasped loudly as the spy in blue flew ten feet and slammed into the wall, his entire head blown apart. She covered her face and looked away, and Sniper flicked the spent round from her rifle. "Wanna know summin funny? Yer dead."
The leader raised her eyebrow as a sudden thought pervaded her mind. She whipped something out and whirled around. "No you don't!" she screeched, throwing the jar filled with something yellow behind her. It slammed into something invisible, and the yellow liquid dripped all over the now extremely noticeable Spy.
"Merde! My nose!" he growled, grabbing the practically broken item. He suddenly blinked when he noticed something was amiss. "What in… the…" The European stared at the broken jar as he reappeared, and he didn't even bother snorting up the blood from his nose when he realized just what it was he was covered in. "Oh… Mierdaaaaaa…!"
Spy screamed when he realized what was going on. First Scout's upchuck, then the other spy's blood all over his suit, and now and now and now and now and now and…!!!
The fake scout rushed next to her leader as the European crumpled to the floor and curled into a ball, screaming obscenities and trying in vain to hide himself from the world. "My suit…! My beautiful suit! Dio, why!?"
"Now THIS is entertainment," the Australian laughed as the young woman covered her nose from the smell.
Their enemy writhed on the floor, clutching his face. "This is… this is… I want to DIE."
That was what Sniper wanted to hear, and she happily drew up her rifle. "Yer lucky, Mate," she said wickedly, "I can arrange that."
The fake scout could take it no longer. She grabbed her ears and shut her eyes tight. "Haven't we done enough to him?" the young woman cried, turning to her leader, "He's… Look at him, Sniper!"
"He practically raped ya, just sit back 'n' watch."
"Sniper, please!" The ersatz scout grabbed at her leader, and the rifle went off prematurely over the European's head. "Please!"
The Australian suddenly grabbed her teammate's mouth and shoved her backwards. The girl tripped over her two feet and fell to the floor with a cry. Sniper glowered over her with a frown. "Insubordination huh?" she asked, "I can handle that." The female Spy shook her head to get rid of the dazed feeling, and suddenly she looked up at the red light pointing down her throat. "Say goodbye ta yer 'ead, wankah…"
There was the sound of a shot, and the young woman grabbed her head. Wait. She grabbed her head? She could still move…? She looked up, and her eyes widened at the sight of blood pouring from two orifices in her leader's head. She looked down at the other spy, whose Ambassador was still dripping urine. "No worries, eh Mate?" the European mocked.
The Australian dropped to the floor.
"O-o-other Spy!!" the fake scout scrambled to the builder's side as the European dropped his weapon and spat on the floor repeatedly. She reached out to touch him, but suddenly realized that that was the LAST thing she wanted to do. "You…! Why did you…?"
"Consider this… an apology…" was the curt reply, "now leave me to die, if you would."
"B-b-b-b-but!" She looked around, wondering what to do. A thought suddenly entered her mind, and the mere thought made her close her eyes and shudder. Finally, she knelt back down to speak with him, and she plugged her nose at the smell. "I…if you promise not to touch me in any place bad… I… I can lead you to the showers…"
There was silence for a moment as the BLU spy tried to figure out what she said with her muffled voice, and finally he moved. The young woman held out her hand, but he didn't take it. He dragged himself upward, and although he was standing, he slouched heavily as if there was a great burden on his shoulders. "L… let's just go. That alarm your leader set off, that was the alarm to tell the others to stop the charade?" The young woman nodded. "Right then, so…" He checked his disguise kit, and in a moment, he was disguised as the dead female Sniper. "Let's go then, Mate."
The fake scout stared at the disguised Spy, and turned to look at the corpse. She shuddered but nodded. "I… yeah, let's do that…" She nodded and about faced, running off towards the showers. "Come on, follow me, Other Spy!"
Spy watched her run off, and he sighed. He was still… oh god how was he supposed to run like this…? "Call me whatever you call your Sniper, Spy."
"Oh, right, Lady Sniper. Hurry, we need to join the others soon. I'm worried about Other Scout…"
The man nodded and followed after her.
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Come on, you actually thought I'd make the female Sniper actually be feminine? HAH.
Hope you liked the little twist with Fem"Scout"~
See you next week if I don't have a ton of work!
EXTRA: I usually don't let people I know in real life read my stuff because, I dunno, but yeah. I let my friend read a bit of it and I was all red through the whole thing.
He liked how FemSniper handled "insubordination".
I guess I did something right? I dunno.