Hey everyone, it is me again. I have finished revising the second chapter of Love Comes Again. I know this is completely different from the previous plot of the story but I have been thinking a lot about my stories so I think this change of plot will be beneficial for this story than originally planned.
Same goes for last chapter I do not own anything but the plot and some of the characters that will occur randomly. If you have any questions, please review or send me an e-mail. Please no flames. That goes for all of my stories.
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Youko took Kagome's hands and looked at her in confusion. He was about to say something when something clicked in his head.
"You were not going to retract my soul and place it into my body were you?" Youko asked slowly.
"No… Well, yeah I was but I thought it would be the best thing. I know that you thought before you died that I would love again. I couldn't. I still do not think I can." She looked down trying not to cry.
Youko saw this and raised her chin and kissed her.
Right when they broke apart Kagome's mother called for them to come in to talk about what they were going to do.
Chapter Two: Lies in Luxury
When everyone was gathered in the beautifully decorated living room and were comfortable with tea and sweets Kagome spoke in a very shy manner.
"Is there anything that you would like to ask about me, Youko, or Sesshoumaru?" As she spoke that Yusuke opened his mouth to speak, but Sesshoumaru beat him first.
"Detective if you yell I swear to the Kamis above you will die a slow and painful death." He gave the other youkai lord a look that spoke truth.
"Yes Makai Lord Sesshoumaru. I was merely going to ask my sister how she knows of Youko and yourself." In all truth Yusuke was scared to death of the Makai Lord. He, personally, has seen him fight off his enemies and also witnessed firsthand punishment.
Kagome and Sesshoumaru exchanged glances before him giving her permission to tell her story. So she told her whole story from falling into the well and defeating their worst enemy. She stopped talking to collect herself for the real hard test talking about her brother to her brother as well as talking to both of her brothers about Youko.
As Kagome collected herself Kurama who had taking back control unconsciously scooted away from her and Sesshoumaru. For some reason Youko told him to prepare to run when he saw a twitch in the eyebrow of Sesshoumaru. He agreed suspiciously.
Kagome drew in a breath and began talking again. "After the battle Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Kikyou, Shippou, and Kilala buried all the dead bodies that had helped us in the final battle. I went to find some firewood in the nearby forest with a cart that we had borrowed from a village before it was completely destroyed in the final battle. Ah-Un and I went to the woods and collected copious amount of wood. We soon came to this clearing. In the clearing was the most beautiful flowers imaginable. I remembered that Rin loved flowers and she would love to be buried with the flowers. So I picked the flowers and started to head back when I heard a voice….
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"If you are going to take my flowers you could at least ask for permission, woman." At hearing the voice Kagome turned around ready to defend herself against a youkai that they might have missed in the fray of defeating Naraku. When she saw the youkai, she thought she would faint at the sight of him. He looked like Sesshoumaru with three differences. This man has two furry ears on top of his head, no facial markings, and he was a little bit shorter than Sesshoumaru.
Kagome could not help but stare. This definitely caught the man's attention. He smirked like a pervert and stalked up to her. When he got too close to Kagome Ah-Un growled menacingly. This did not get by the attention of the youkai but he just ignored it for now. This human intrigued him.
When Kagome finally gained her senses again she noticed how close he was. She unconsciously growled shocking herself and the two youkai in the same clearing. She just shrugged it off until she was alone with Sesshoumaru to ask him what that was. So she decided to ask a question.
"Why would I need permission if this is My Lord Sesshoumaru's lands?"
The youkai smirked. So she was Lord Sesshoumaru's vixen. Oh he will have fun with her.
"So you are the whore of Lord Sesshoumaru. I have heard you were beautiful beyond a female youkai, but you pale in comparison."
He did not mean it. She didn't pale in comparison to the female youkai. She should be compared to a goddess because she is as beautiful as one.
Kagome could not believe her ears. Was she just called ugly? Oh my goodness, she was called ugly. Ooo this youkai had a death wish. He could not talk though. He was ugly with cute adorable ears and cute green eyes. Oh my gosh, she could not believe that she just thought that.
"You have a death wish youkai, for calling me ugly." Her miko powers flared up causing every youkai in the vicinity to come towards the angry miko. This even caused Sesshoumaru to feel it and rush toward her.
The youkai looked at the Kagome with a smirk. He had called her ugly, but it was only to rile her up. She was easy to play with. He will have to seek her out soon. When she was not with Lord Sesshoumaru.
"Heh. It seems I have riled up the infamous miko whore. I must leave though, but before I go I must take something first." He was no fool he felt Lord Sesshoumaru's aura in the area so he had to make it fast. He thought he would take the gold bracelet she just so happened to wear.
He went up to her and gave her a kiss on the lips while taking the bracelet. He never expected to feel anything from it, but he did.
"Well Miko I must take my leave at once. Thank you for a trinket and a kiss." With that last word he was off to his hideout.
Once he was out of sight, Lord Sesshoumaru came into the clearing concerned about his new ward.
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Lord Sesshoumaru's eyes turned to red, but Kagome held him back. She looked at Kurama with amusement. She knew Youko did not tell him that. This is funny for her because, she gets to see the infamous Youko Kurama scared out of his wits.
"Youko don't be so shy. Onii-san, I thought you knew that was how we met. I asked Youko if he would tell you how we met because I thought it would bring you closer together. I must have been wrong to think he told you. Anyways let me continue with this story. Onii-san wait until I am finished telling the stories then I will let you have a word with Youko-koi." She smirked at Kurama making sure that Youko could see it.
"Where was I? Oh yes, well after Sesshoumaru came to see if I was alright I told him I had a run in with a youkai but that he had fled. He helped me gather the flowers for Rin and for our fallen comrades. When we had finished with the graves Sesshoumaru invited us all back to his home. Once we got to his home we recovered from our battle, I spent most of my time in the gardens working on my spiritual powers. I also spent a great amount of time in Sesshoumaru's library.
In that library I found a few books about spiritual powers and I also found a scroll that would predict the end of Japan if not stopped. It is said that a once great miko with the heart of good would be turned evil because of betrayal. That is why Inuyasha came back today to get me to come back into the well. He found out and has been trying to sacrifice me because he still believes that Kikyou is innocent of faults when she is the one that pierced his heart with a sacred arrow. It also said that If you were to destroy this evil miko then you will destroy that threat…"
Sesshoumaru started to growl hearing that his brother had come through the well to take their imouto and kill her.
"Woman, why did you not tell me of this as soon as you saw me? That information would have been a great asset to know. I would have been here to take him out."
"Well Onii-san, it was before I ran into you that it happened. I wish, no nevermind, I retract that wish. Anyways, let me finish the rest of the story. When I had found it I immediately told Onii-san about the prophecy. I thought that it was about the past but he told me it had not come to pass yet. So it must have been for the future. I stayed in the gardens most of the time trying to figure out if it was meant for me or another miko. During one of those times that I was in deep thought a visitor snuck in and stole me away from the castle before any of the servants could find out. Sesshoumaru was gone to patrol his lands and so I was left with Ichibiki who was Onii-san's Captain of the Guard at the time. Ichi-kun was training his soldiers at the time of my disappearance. "
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'Why is it that I always tend to get kidnapped by a demon without people knowing. I am such an idiot for not listening to Onii-sama's lessons on being alert at all times.'
Kagome looked around to find that she was thrown over the shoulder of someone clad in all white. She was about to scream when a plant came and wrapped itself around her mouth.
"Woman, you do know that kitsune's have very sensitive hearing. " The demon in white chuckled as he jumped from treetop to treetop.
Kagome looked at what was disappearing from her sight and almost sighed in frustration. Why does she always get herself in these situations.
Kagome started to think about the demon she came across the day after Naraku's death. He was sooo infuriating. He stole her bracelet that had Sesshoumaru's Ruby heart. That was his mother's. If he found out that this demon stole it, he would kill every single person to find it. He would also be very disappointed if he knew that she had lost it.
Then it hit her like a brick. She could use her miko powers to call for help. She could easily attract attention to herself. Somehow Sesshoumaru always felt her miko energy.
That was when everything stopped. The demon had stopped moving and had placed her down against the tree while he sat across from her. He had serious personal bubble invasion issues that need to be dealt with.
The plant moved as he sat down. He was the same demon that stole her bracelet and a kiss from her. He not only was sitting in front of her; he kidnapped her!
"What do you want demon? I would also like what you have taken from me the last time we met."
Kagome thought that getting straight to the point would help her cause, only to have it hurt it.
The demon smirked with amusement. "So you recognized it as me in the clearing."
"Of course, you are the only annoying demon I have met since Inuyasha." She was seething inside from having her demands sidestepped. If Sesshoumaru had any influence as to her behavior it was that he spoiled her to death.
She looked at the demon and scoffed at the amused look spread on his face. She couldn't believe that yet again she would have to explain why she was in the presence of a demon because she now smelled like one.
"Well I am flattered that you think so high of me, but I am simply here to get what I want and that is to rut with the Great Lord Sesshoumaru's whore. " The demon smirked at the face the Miko wore. She was in utter shock and fury at the exact same time.
"You are such a vile creature you know that? Why would I be Onii-san's whore? Plus he only beds Virgins so that he knows that no other has been with them. You are utterly disgusting."
That statement caught his attention. Sesshoumaru has a sister and she is a human miko. So that means he adopted her.
"Why did your 'Onii-san' adopt you? Is it because you are pathetic or is it because he is weak?"
The demon couldn't comprehend what was going through his head? Why would Lord Sesshoumaru take in a human?
"That is none of your concern demon. Now take me back." Kagome demanded of the demon.
"Oh but you never disagreed with a rut! So lets rut?" His eyes becoming very mischievous as they watched her.
"Well what can you say attractive demons are my weak spot," Kagome said sarcastically, "besides why would I rut with a strange demon especially if I don't know their name."
Kagome thought she got him but what surprised her was his next statement. She knew today would be a bad day when she woke up. She just knew it.
"I am the infamous Youko Kurama. You don't have to tell me your name Miko Kagome! I have heard of you yet they have never told me of your relationship with your 'onii-san'."
Kagome's fury turned to fear causing her to shake. He was the demon thief. He stole things that were near impossible to steal and he always gets what he wants. He wants her, but Sesshou would not allow it.
"I have also heard of you yet they have never told me of how annoyingly cocky you are!" Kagome mentally slapped her head. That was a great comeback. Her brother in the future would never let that slide as a comeback.
"You're feisty. So tell me about Lord Sesshoumaru. What is his most valuable treasures that are kept under lock and key? I believe he and one other person is the only people I have yet to steal from." Youko smirked at that little information. He knew what he want and he would be damned if he didn't have it.
"So who is this other person that you have yet to steal from?" Kagome asked not answering his question.
Youko's smirk grew wider when he realized she wasn't going to give him any information like some of the other Lord's possessions. So that means she is a loyal person who can hold a person's deepest darkest secrets as well as in trust them with her secrets. She is definitely a treasure that is worth stealing. Now to figure out how to steal her away from Lord Sesshoumaru. He could always seduce her but, she doesn't seem the type to be seduced. He could be her friend and go that route but, that takes too long. He could just keep doing like he now and try from there.
"That person would be your now deceased nemesis Naraku, only because he didn't have anything of value." He said thoughtfully.
Kagome was shocked by that answer. "He had the Shikon no Tama and you didn't want that power?"
Kagome thought he was a power hungry demon who wanted the jewels to seem rich. She thought that the Youko Kurama was a demon that would do anything to get what he wants. This was definitely news to her.
"Why would I want that jewel when I'm already powerful as I am. So tell me Miko what is Sesshoumaru's most prized possession?" He asked again seeing if she would budge.
"Hmm I think it was that sword that Inuyasha had or either it was his father's presence but I'm not quite sure. He is not exactly open yet. I mean I have only been his Imouto-san for a couple of months." She said yet again not answering the question.
Youko again was impressed that she didn't give him anything about her brother. He was liking her more and more. The question was what to do to get her to like him.
"Hm interesting. So where is your brother anyways?" He asked noticing that she had become more comfortable with him.
That was when a voice broke through the clearing that they were in. It startled Kagome and youko but Youko didn't let it show on his face.
"This Sesshoumaru is right behind you, Youko Kurama." Sesshoumaru walked into the clearing with mighty grace. When he saw how close Youko was to Kagome he growled menacingly.
"Sesshou it's not what it looks like. I can explain…" Kagome never finished what she said because he held up his hand and she silenced.
She hardly ever finished her sentences when he was mad or upset with her. He always assumed it was the worst possible position that one could be in. He never thought that it was something smaller than that, but then again it wouldn't be Sesshoumaru then.
"Miko, you will cease your talking and head back to the castle at once. I wish to dispose of this demon that dare touch you." Sesshoumaru said in his deathly cold voice of his.
"Sesshoumaru, he is my friend. Yes he kidnapped me away from your castle and yes you told me to stay near Ichibiki, but can I not be with friends that just want some alone time?" She was being very bold at the moment and Youko knew it as well.
"No. You disobeyed me and now you will suffer the consequences Miko. As for you Youko Kurama, I do not like you. Nor will I ever like you. Stay away from her and all will be well." Sesshoumaru said threatening both of them.
"I'm sorry Sesshou, I am an adult and I can make my own choices as well as mistakes. If I choose to spend time with Youko I will and there is nothing you can do about it." She stood up and got into his face.
This caused Sesshoumaru to smirk at her boldness. He almost smiled at her temper, key word almost.
While Kagome was distracting Sesshoumaru, Youko Kurama fled from the scene leaving them behind to dispute their difference in opinions.
"You think there is nothing I can do about it? Let us see then shall we. I am after all the Lord of the Western Lands, Kagome-chan."
He took her arm and dragged her all the way to the castle, glaring at anyone that approached them. He dragged her all the way to the guard yard. He ordered a young guard to fetch Ichibiki for him.
When the young guard returned the Captain of the Guard was not shocked to see an ill-tempered miko and an amused InuYoukai Lord.
Ichibiki is very handsome. He is slightly older than Sesshoumaru. They were best friends and that is why Sesshoumaru made him Captain of the Guard. He has long brunette hair that reached his mid back. His bangs were naturally colored blue. He and Sesshoumaru had similar looks. They had the same broad shoulders and the never-ending bored expression.
"Ichibiki was she not to be watched?" Sesshoumaru questioned his friend.
"She was. I placed a guard with her. Why did something happen?" Ichibiki asked with an eyebrow raise.
"Youko Kurama is what happened. He kidnapped her. While under your supervision." He informed the Captain.
Ichibiki's eyes widen a fraction and looked at Kagome. He looked her over and circled her making sure no damage came to her.
"Kagome-sama are you okay? I deeply regret not keeping a closer eye on you, princess. Sesshoumaru-sama I also regret not keeping a closer eye on her like you had instructed. Please feel free to punish me as you wish." Ichibiki bowed deeply showing how deeply he regrets not being there.
"I do not think you need punishment because you were training new recruits today. So I believe that for Kagome's punishment is to have your most trusted soldiers to stay by her side every minute of the day." Sesshoumaru said smirking widely at Ichibiki.
Kagome looked at him incredulously. What had she done to get punished? Did she just have a death wish with her Aniki?
"Aniki? What did I do to get punished? I got kidnapped; I didn't do anything to cause this punishment." Kagome was getting angrier by the minute at her Aniki.
"Miko, do not question my punishment that you need. You questioned my authority and caused the thief to escape. This is your regretted punishment as well as not being able to work in that garden of yours that you enjoy working in when you are frustrated with people." Sesshoumaru lost his smirk when speaking to her. She always seemed to cause him to get angry.
She stomped her foot and muttered sit under her breath. This caused a loud crash from a tree nearby. This crash caused everyone to turn a look at a hole at the base of the tree.
"Shit, Kagome! What the hell was that for? I ain't done anything to you. Why don't you put a necklace on fluffy ass beside you. I'm sure he would like to make a hole for once." Inuyasha yelled angry that he was punished for something he didn't do.
Kagome laughed at that thought. She had thought about putting a subjugation necklace on Sesshoumaru before but that had been easily destroyed by the ice lord himself. He threatened to take away her visitation to her house and even went as far as threaten to put her in the dungeon claiming it would be quieter.
"You are a little too late Inu. I had threatened that and his comeback I couldn't see mama and placed in the dungeon. So sorry Inu. "
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"Aniki did have guards follow me around everywhere I went. He placed one female and one male at all times. Two of them became my best friends. Which while on this subject how are Torumaru, Ichibiki, and Kimiko?"
Kagome looked at her aniki anxiously. She hoped they had made it through the half millennium. They made her life in the castle interesting until the day Youko came and took her away from the castle and mated her.
"They are still in my employment though they have been searching for you for 50 years. Ichibiki annoys me to no end. He claims that he wants nieces and nephews. He doesn't even have any siblings other than us. "
Sesshoumaru's eyes were bored but he gave an exasperated sigh. He really was tired of his aniki telling him that. He only wished to satisfy his hunger for spoiling children like he did with Shippou and RIn. Heaven forbid he will spoil them to the point of not doing anything with their parents.
"Well aniki you can tell him that he will soon have someone to spoil soon. Considering that Youkai births are shorter than regular pregnancies. I am in my sixth month and am scheduled to be due anytime now. I am excited about the baby. I'm sure you will discipline it, Ichibiki will spoil it, and if Inu wasn't trying to kill me he would have taught it horrible habits. What about Torumaru and Kimiko, Sesshou? Did they find a mate?" Kagome was getting excited about knowing that her friends were still alive and were searching for her.
Sesshoumaru forgot how much energy the miko had stored in her. He remembered the many times she and Rin had played until the fateful day that she died by the disgusting hanyou. He will definitely have to take her back to his palace so he can keep and eye on her from now on. Even though Youko is still alive he will still protect her from any dangers.
"Yes. Torumaru asked Kimiko to court her and they have been mates for about 400 years now. They have 6 children and are on their seventh as we speak. You shall meet them when you return with me to my palace so that degraded half-brother doesn't do anything without me knowing."
Kagome nodded and didn't say anything else mostly thinking about her past friends and their adventures. She was enthralled in the memories that she did not notice the tap on her forehead.
Yusuke looked at his sister thinking that she has had it worst than him. She lost her friends, well basically her family, and her best friend and brother betrayed her for another. He had never been through those feeling and he didn't want to ever. He was confused though. What did that prophecy say exactly? Did he have to be concerned about his sister?
Yusuke wanted answers and he was going to force them out of his sister one way or another. So he decided to tap her forehead to get her attention. That was when he noticed her darkened far off gaze. So he did the only that got her attention when she got that look around him. He smacked her on the back of the head causing her to snap out of her thoughts.
Having feeling a hard smack on the back of her head she snapped her gaze up to Yusuke knowing he was the only to ever do that to her. She called it his last resort if he couldn't get her attention. So she decided to indulge him in whatever he had to ask.
Sesshoumaru wasn't too thrilled about the physical touch the hanyou lord used to his Imouto, but he had to leave him alone. Kagome was not only his sister, she was also Yusuke's sister by blood. So he had no say in how they communicated.
"How can I help you brother dearest?" Kagome said curious to what he wanted.
"I want to know what that prophecy said and how it pertains to you exactly Gome-chibi. I will not let this get by without an answer much like Okaa-san has. You are my only sister and I will make sure you are safe. You are blood even if only half. You are dear and precious to me just like Keiko is. My two girls have to be safe." Yusuke said. The detectives never heard such feeling in his voice. He never opened up to anyone as they knew of.
"I shall indulge you in that request Yusuke, only after you tell me your story." She smirked while poking his nose.
At that Yusuke told his story about how he became a spirit detective. There were a few interjections from the other detectives minus Hiei. The fire apparition didn't participate at all. He just sat there and glared at Kagome. It became so bad that she got tired of it and snapped.
"What is your problem Hiei? I didn't do anything to you to deserve your scrutiny!" She then noticed his eyes on Kurama. That made her jaw drop to the floor.
"Oh my gosh. You have a crush on my mate and his host!" She laughed so hard that she fell over landing on her side. "This is rich! There is an apparition in like with my mate and his host!"
This was followed by a sword at her throat with menacing red eyes, but that was stopped when Hiei had a sword at his throat.
Sesshoumaru glanced at the sword and then to the sheath, making sure that Hiei got the answer clear unless he wanted to be headless. Hiei got the point loud and clear from the glare given to him by the Makai Lord. When Hiei didn't retract his sword fast enough Kagome sent a small amount of spiritual energy toward Hiei. This made him drop his sword away from her throat and fall to the ground. When Sesshoumaru placed his sword back in his invisible sheath he sat back down to watch the show.
Kagome stood up and glared at Hiei. She was furious that not only did he threaten her life he thought it would be smart to threaten it with a sword to a miko! Oh she will give the demon a piece of her mind.
"Hiei you did it now. You pissed off my sister who is a miko. You might want to get over that blast and run before she kills you." Yusuke said with wide eyes. He had always hated it when she was pissed off. She was just scary. He personally watched her beat up Kuwabara when he called her weak without him really meaning it. It was his code of honor.
Seeing Kagome's eyes Kuwabara shuddered scared half to death. He didn't want to be at the end of that ever again. He was nearly hospitalized if it hadn't been for Yusuke tackling her and hitting a pressure point.
"Youko? What's wrong with her? She seems like a demon but isn't she has pure blood. I've never encountered something like her before."
That would be because she is the last of her kind. She is a full blooded Miko of the strongest kind. She is the descendant of Midoriko. She is the strongest of them all. She also carries things of legend but I'm not going to tell you that unless she wants you to know.
"Legend? What are you talking about? Legends are just that legends."
No kit! Legends are derived from true events just like the legend of the Shikon Miko. She is the Shikon miko. She is of legend among the demons. Most of the demons think it was a hoax to scare children into going to bed, but its not. And she is my mate as well.
That stopped all conversation between the two of them. Youko was more concerned for his mate then questions about her powers. Kurama was more concerned about her powers than her being Youko's mate.
"Hiei! I don't know where you get off on putting a sword to my throat because I teased you. I am not someone to mess with. You can ask Youko, Sesshoumaru, Kuwabara, and Yusuke. I do not take to being insulted especially when I should be respected with higher honour than you are giving me. I am the Legendary Shikon Miko that has the Shikon No Tama coursing through my veins. I am the Jewel of Legends. I am the one that killed Naraku with the final blow. I am the sister to Makai Lord Sesshoumaru. If you don't want to be purified I suggest you give me respect. I will not mind talking to Koenma myself with the news that his spirit Detective is dead by purification. Which by the way I need to see because he has someone I need to talk to and torture."
When she finished her scolding Hiei she heard a beeper go off. Yusuke put his hand in his pocket and opened the compact. He looked annoyed at being interrupted.
"What the hell do you want toddler? I'm in the middle of something here." Yusuke growled.
"We got a read of some high spiritual readings at Higurashi Shrine, in Tokyo. Check it out." The voice from the compact said.
"We are here at Higurashi Shrine. It was my sister telling Hiei what's what." That response was followed by a growl from Hiei.
"WHAT! Your sister? I didn't know you had a sister? Why didn't you tell me?" The voice on the other end complained.
"Because…" Yusuke didn't have a chance to respond when it was taken away from him.
"Because you don't need to know about me and my family. If you are Koenma I would like a portal so I can talk to you personally to get things straight." Kagome said and hung up on Koenma.
Sesshoumaru looked at Kagome and finally said a word. "Imouto-san I can take you there but you will need to inform your mother to where you will be going and where you will be living as of now. I will take you there as soon as we leave here."
Kagome looked at him and smiled brightly. She skipped to the kitchen and told her mother what was happening. She told her that she was going to live with Sesshoumaru from now on. While Kagome went to talk to her mother the boys were talking about her.
"Man she has horrible mood swings. I think she is hitting early menopause. Geez, how can I be related to her!" Yusuke sighed and ran a hand through his hair. He looked at the Makai Lord and smirked. He knew how she was and Lord Sesshoumaru was going to have his hands full especially now that she will have a child to take care of.
"What are smirking at spirit detective?" Sesshoumaru asked irritated by being in the same room as these idiots.
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Now onto The drama corner
ME: So I learned something today honey!
Naraku: And what was that love?
ME: Deer are dangerous to cars and are dangerous to a person's health.
Sesshoumaru: *snorts* foolish human… They are not dangerous to one's health.
ME: You don't know them like I do!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: *snorts again* you are aware they are scared of everything!
ME: THEY ATTACKED MY CAR AFTER I NICKED ONE ON THE TAIL!!!!!!!! TELL ME THEY ARE NOT DANGEROUS AGAIN!!!
Naraku: * chuckles* they are not dangerous love! You just surprised them.
ME: *burns with anger* … SURPRISED THEM MY ASS!! THEY DELIBERATELY ATTACKED ME! *starts to attack Naraku*
Naraku: *runs for his life and hides behind Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru: I won't help you in your battle Spider
ME:*stops and screams* SPIDER!!! Where???
THE END!!!