Chap 2! Enjoy ^^

It was midnight. If you listened well you could hear owls. "Hidan!" Kakuzu hissed. "Huh..?" Hidan opened one eye. "Please… 5 more minutes…" He said when he saw Kakuzu standing above him. But Kakuzu kept saying his name and the sat up in the huge bed. "What is it, Kakuzu!?" He asked irritated by the fact that it was still completely dark and he was woken up by his partner. "I wanna talk to you!" Hidan looked around. Where the fuck was he..? Finally it sunk into his still sleepy brain. "Shit. What is it Kakuzu?" He asked much softer. "I wanna talk about how we can get the hell outta here!" Kakuzu hissed. "Huh..? But I don't wanna go yet! It's funny here!" The pink eyed immortal whined. He turned around and Kakuzu heard him snoring. *twitch* That bitch is sleeping again. It was futile to wake him up again, and Kakuzu fell asleep next to his partner.

"Breakfast!" someone said rather loud. Kakuzu opened his eyes and saw that Hidan was still sleeping. "ugh.. The sleepy bitch.." He muttered rubbing his eyes. He looked up looking straight into the shocked eyes of the maid. "W-what are you doing in young master his bed!? And did you just call him bitch!?" She asked sternly. Oops… that was a mistake probably. He had to watch his words here. He looked jealous at Hidan who was the rich guy here and could probably say anything he wanted. "Will you get outta his bed please!?" She asked still sounding stern. "What's wrong?" asked a sleepy voice next to Kakuzu. Under the thick blankets a small white head appeared. "Y-young master! He! He was sleeping in your bed! A-and he called you a …bitch..!" She said. Disgust all over her face. "Hunh..? He did..? That bloody money-whore.. Come here Kakuzu. I rip you to shreds!" The face of the maid paled. "Y-you just said…!?" she said unbelieving. Then she ran away. "Oh wow. She hates me now..?" Hidan asked not impressed. "Hidan they think you're their master! Please! Fucking act like one!" Kakuzu spat.

"Okay, okay! I'll fucking go after her! Jashin damn it!" He sprung out of his bed and ran to the door. "Oi! Stay here! I was still dreaming!"

It was so totally outta character that Kakuzu flinched. "Kami! Hidan don't do that ever again!"

But it helped. Even if it was a excuse of an excuse. (A/N: wow that was weird haha ^^) The maid came back. With a doctor. Hidan's face paled. He ran back to the bed.

"Kakuzu! Hide me! She had a doctor with her! Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

Kakuzu looked amused now. "what..? You're afraid of doctors?" Hidan sent him a death glare that almost surpassed The Uchiha Glare TM. "No. I'm not!" "Yes you are. I bet you are." Kakuzu said grinning behind his mask. "Okay! I am! But it has a reason and…~" "Young master! Where are you!" The maid asked loudly. In a flash Hidan was hiding under the bed. "He's here." Kakuzu said smiling amused. "Damn you Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled.

"See?" The maid said. "He's yelling the whole time… And he never swears as much as he does now! He must be sick! Cure him! Please..!"

The doctor nodded and walked towards the bed. "You can come out.." He said slowly. "I'm not gonna hurt you…" Slowly Hidan came out. He stood up, and then wanted to bolt out of the room, but Kakuzu already grabbed him. "He's always been afraid of doctors.." The maid told the doctor. "Hm… Interesting.." The doctor muttered slowly. "Now… Let me listen to your heart…" Hidan twitched. The doctor had a bad habit of talking VERY SLOWLY. By the door stood a few maids, looking what the problem was with their handsome master. A few almost fainted when they saw his muscular body. Hidan looked at them grinning widely. Kakuzu rolled his eyes and walked to the chair which stood near a now open window. He huffed and sat down looking to the upcoming sun. How late was it. Would Pain miss them? Probably he would still think they were examining the mysterious cave. Behind him he heard a little yelp. Kakuzu looked around just in time to see a needle entering Hidan's arm. He looked a little at the purple fluid which looked like the poison Sasori used to use before he died. He looked at Hidan's face. It was white and he was almost screaming with pain. Kakuzu's eyes widened. Hidan didn't scream in pain. He liked pain. Hidan was a masochist. What was that doctor doing..?! Realizing struck him. That doctor was poisoning him before their eyes! " D-does it hurt..?" The first maid asked. " No it shouldn't hurt. He is probably just faking it…" The doctor said. Kakuzu jumped up. Hidan was immortal, but who says he also was in this world!? The doctor looked up a dangerous look in his eyes. Then he smirked and left without a word.

Oeeeh dangerous…

What will happen next..? please review ^^