Birds chirping is what Cloud woke up to. Birds, and the sun shinning through the window warming the room, making it feel like heaven. I must be back home in Nibelheim.

He rolled over to his other side and literally came face to face with a very muscular male chest.Er....

"No... My... Choco...bo..." Strong arms encircled him and squeezed gently.

Right... I'm still on vacation with Zack. But why am I in the same bed with him?

He thought back to what happened the day before, and how he asked Zack to be his boyfriend. Oh...

"Come on Strife, at least give me a little show. I deserve that much after going through all the trouble of taking both your clothes off."

Cloud looked above him to see Kunsel standing there with a camera and a goofy grin on his face.

The blond gave him his best imitation of Sephiroth's glare. "The day I give you a show on camera is the you get a date with Sephiroth, or any one for that matter."

"I take it you're not a morning person?"

Zack opened one eye. "Is it time to get up already?"

Kunsel pointed the camera at him. "That's right Zack, now sit up and give us a big stretch showing all those sexy muscles so I can post it on the Shinra website."

Zack shrugged then stretched, winking at him as he did so.

Cloud covered the camera lens with his hand. "So this is how we promote SOLDIER?"

His hand was removed from the lens with a grumble. "Yeah, but I'm sure we would promote it better if..." He gave Zack a look.

Some unvoiced communication passed between the two men, and Cloud had just enough time to turn and see Zack give him a mischievous smile before he was pushed onto his back and his lips were completely dominated by the first class.

"That's right Zack, work it my friend. I could defiantly make a small business off you two."

Cloud waved his arms wildly, his face going red as a tomato. I'm going to kill Kunsel, I don't care if he's a second class, I will find a way!

"Breakfast is ready yo- oh... Well, this is a nice sight to wake up to." Reno was leaning against the doorway, his eyes glued to the SOLDIERs. "You guys have the sex drives of dogs yo."

Kunsel pointed the camera at him. "And Turks have the sex drives of monks."

Cloud finally managed to un glue Zack's lips from his and instead opted between looking out the window and Zack's extremely happy face. "What's for breakfast again?"

"My specialty." The Turk threw Zack off of him and picked him up bridle style, carrying him towards the kitchen. "Assassinated eggs on toast."

If there were two things in the world that Cloud did not want to do, it would be failing SOLDIER and dressing in any way, as a girl.

Unfortunately he was currently doing the later.

He failed to notice the looks that were being passed between Reno, Kunsel, and Zack at the table during breakfast, and thus he was carried off into Zack's room and forced (At gun point courtesy of Reno, though the gun wasn't actually loaded) to change into a very skimpy two pieced bathing suit.

And it was pink, Cloud's most unfavorite color.

"Come on Cloudy! Get over here and strut your stuff." Zack waved him over towards the beach chairs where he was relaxing.

"I'm coming..." He stopped and looked at the umbrella that was tipped on it's side. "Kunsel, I can see you hiding there with that camera."

"Man Strife, you're such a killjoy." Kunsel slid out from behind the umbrella, still pointing the camera at him. "If I didn't know you were a guy, I would defiantly mistake you for girl."

The blond bit back the reply he was thinking and wandered over to Zack who was now sipping on what looked like an alcoholic drink. He waved his hips slightly as he passed the second class.

Kunsel was undoubtedly pressing the 'zoom in' button.

Zack held his arms open, and Cloud, with out complaint, sat on his lap and allowed him to hug him.

"Zack? Why do I have to wear this?" He looked at the raven haired man and pouted. "It's embarrassing..."

The SOLDIER blinked several times confused before leaning down and whispering. "You could always go naked."

"Oh yes, please do."

They both looked over to see Kunsel's video camera right in their faces.

Cloud stood and made his way back to the house. "I'm going to get changed."

Reno, who had just finished getting changed and had rushed out to observe Cloud in his bikini, pouted as the chocobo walked back into the house.

"Why am I always left out of all the good stuff yo?"

Kunsel shrugged. "Because you're a Turk maybe, and no one really likes you."

Zack had to tackle the red head before he killed someone, or Kunsel more specifically.

"Hurry up Cloudy! We're going to play volleyball in a sec."

It was a battle of the ages, on one side stood Cloud and Kunsel. And on the other, Zack and Reno.

Zack had managed to grab a couple more drinks thanks to a certain Turk, and was now looking a little unsteady on his feat.

The SOLDIER wobbled and Reno was forced to grab a hold of him to keep him standing up. Ok... Maybe a little more then a 'little' unsteady... What the hell did Reno give him?

He turned to Kunsel who was watching the whole scene with an amused expression on his face.

"Hey Kunsel? Where's your camera, I don't see you holding it."

"Now how, pray tell, would I be able to play volleyball while tapping it?"

Cloud shrugged.

"I can't... That's why I have a few set up all over the area."

The cadet let his eyes wander around, but he couldn't locate any of the offending devices.

"Oh, you'll never find them. They don't call me a professional for nothing."

The only thing Cloud could think of at that moment was... Professional what?

"I'm serving yo!"

Reno jumped and hit he ball, almost tripping over Zack who somehow ended up under his feet.

Kunsel hit the ball back over the net, he looked very ... bored...

Zack quickly stood up and went for the ball, but he was running in the total opposite direction, which was towards the ocean, at top speed.

Reno took over and hit the ball towards Cloud. "Man, I might as well play by myself."

Cloud raised his hands and...

Bang!

"Oooo! Head shot!" The Turk started a random victory dance, slapping his ass at the other two.

Grumbling, Cloud threw the ball to Kunsel. Hey... Where's Zack?

As if on cue, Zack walked back into the scene, now supporting what looked like a crown of seaweed in his hair.

"You guys? Why is the world spinning?"

He looked at Cloud and his face lit up.

"Wow! There's like... 1... 6... 14... 5! There's five Cloudy's all for me!" He stumbled over to him and glomped him, which soon lead to Zack collapsing on top of him.

"Zack... you're crushing me!" Cloud tried feebly to shove the exhausted SOLDIER off him for what seemed like the twentieth time that day, but failed miserably.

Kunsel was the one who decided to save him, lifting Zack up onto his shoulders with apparent ease. "Reno? Did you by any chance give him the drink we SOLDIER's call mako would you?"

Reno laughed nervously. "No... It's not like I was planning to knock the puppy out so I could steal his uber sexy emo uke of a boyfriend and have him all to myself tonight..."

Cloud face palmed.

"That's..." Kunsel had to pause to find the right words. "The best idea I've ever heard..."

I am so sorry for not updating this fic, can you say writers block?

And it bugs me! It doesn't flow nicely!

Meh...

I don't think I'll be updating this until I finish my other two Zelda fics, sorry!