Zack quietly tip-toed his way down the hall and stopped in front of the doorway that lead outside. Kunsel was nowhere in sight (Probably still carrying out whatever tactic 2-F-77 was) and he was very glad of that fact since he had just snuck into the second class's room and stole some swim shorts from him.
"Not that I mind walking around naked, but I almost burned unmentionable parts while lighting that bonfire…"
He observed his surroundings carefully, then seeing no one in sight he ran down the ramp that lead to the beach and almost tripped when his feet made contact with the sand. Infiltration in Kunsel's room… Success!
He made it back to the fire just in time to see Cloud and Reno returning from their wood collecting journey. Zack chuckled when he saw Cloud seriously annoyed face. I don't blame him… Reno does have a habit of pissing everyone off…
The spiky haired SOLDIER bounced over to Cloud with a huge grin on his face. "Cloudy!"
As if knowing what Zack was about to do, Cloud dropped his bundle of wood just as Zack swept him off his feet and into his arms. "Aww! Cloudy! You look so cute when you're mad!"
"Oh come on yo! Where did ya get the shorts?" Reno pointed a stick at Zack's currently dressed figure. "I thought me and Kunsel got all your clothes yo…"
Zack stopped hugging his chocobo to pout at Reno. "You guys are mean, stealing all my clothes! So I had to-
"Go in my room and steal my swim shorts…" Kunsel said cutting the puppy off, he walked over to the trio, his usual lazy expression unchanged.
"I caught subject 'z' sneaking his way into my room while I was preparing tactic 2-F-77 and decided to ignore him."
Kunsel reached over to gently tap Zack on the nose. "I thought I told you that I see everything…"
Zack gave his friend the infamous puppy pout as he placed Cloud back on his feet. "You're so mean Kunsel, why don't you go stalk someone else for a change?"
"And loose about half the ratings I have? Yeah right." Kunsel sauntered off.
He's probably going to set up some more cameras or something. Cloud thought as he picked up his forgotten wood and placed it in a pile near the fire.
"You call that a bonfire yo? Looks more like a camp fire." Reno said while using his stick again to poke at the flames. "It needs a little something…"
He turned and ran towards the house at top speed, almost knocking over one of Kunsel's cameras in the process.
"So much for the stealth of the Turk's." Kunsel said while quickly fixing his abused camera before any more damage could be inflicted.
Cloud grabbed his chair which had been situated in the general vicinity of the bonfire and pulled it back a couple feet. "I have a bad feeling about this." He told Zack who was also pulling chairs back.
Zack slid over to Cloud's chair and sat himself down pulling Cloud on his lap. "Me too Cloudy. But don't worry, I'll protect you!" He nuzzled his face into the spiky blond hair and sighed. "Anyone ever tell you you're beautiful Cloud?"
Cloud blushed. "N-no!" He squeaked when Zack leaned down to nibble on his neck. "Zack stop! You're giving Kunsel a free show!"
Zack stopped immediately and turned to glare at said Kunsel.
Kunsel waved at them, he was of course, holding a camera and tapping the whole thing. "Don't mind me."
Reno chose that moment to reappear carrying a small cardboard box. "Man, this is kind of a waste, but I'm a pyro, and I like fire!" He reached in to the box and pulled out a bottle of what appeared to be rum. "We're on a mission yo~! A mission to make fire~!"
Kunsel, Cloud and Zack watched in horror as Reno carelessly threw the glass bottle of liquor into the fire while laughing like a maniac.
The bottle shattered and an eruption of flames soon followed.
"Yay! Fire!" Reno ran over to the wood pile and threw half of the sticks on, then ran back to the box and threw several more bottles at it.
Zack picked Cloud up bridal style and ran and hid behind Kunsel. "The Turk has finally snapped!"
Kunsel and Cloud both nodded silently.
The fire had grown to a considerable size, Reno finally stopped throwing the bottles at it, and was currently doing some sort of tribal dance around the flames, yelling and whooping like some possessed person.
Kunsel checked his cameras to make sure they were alive and recording. "I can't wait to show Tseng how his subordinates act when he's not around…"
Reno turned his back on the fire for a split second and the fire took the chance to attack the young Turk in the best way it knew.
"My ass! My ass is on fire yo!"
Reno was now flailing around the bonfire, using his hands to try and dose the flames.
"There is a huge ocean behind you dumb ass." Kunsel said not even bothering to look up from his task of stabbing marshmallows on a stick.
Reno (still flailing) ran over to the water and dived into it.
"Zack," Cloud said pulling on a stay black spike of hair, "how did you meet this moron.
"I have no idea Cloudy…"
They watched as Kunsel roasted his marshmallows contently, and Reno (like some bog monster) emerged from the ocean, dripping wet.
Kunsel offered a marshmallow to Reno who accepted it gratefully.
"I should make a show." Kunsel said offering a marshmallow to Cloud and Zack. "It shall be called… 'SOLDIERs and Turks gone wild."
Reno, who was chewing on his treat sadly replied, "I don't think it'll sell a lot of copies yo…"
I finally updated this! Hehe~
I know it's not as funny, because I didn't laugh at all… And I know its short… But it's the best I can do right now~
I am no longer FF7 addicted, I have moved on very suddenly O.o I know right? (Blame Gundam 00) So it's gonna take me longer to get this finished. (There will be 7 chapters in all)
And those of you who are still curios, you'll find out what tactic 2-F-77 is in the next chapter, I promise!