Yep, I'm back.

My writers block finally lifted last night and I almost couldn't sleep, I was too damn excited to write this hehe

But I must add something, instead of having 7 chapters, I think I'll end it with this one, because I'm afraid I'll die again, hopefully this chapter will be long...

Kunsel had made sure that Zack and Cloud were peacefully sleeping by the now, slightly smaller fire... before he dragged Reno back to the house and threw him in his room.

"Ok Turk, here's the deal." Kunsel said while moving around the room and turning on a couple of computers.

Reno was glancing around nervously, trying to decide if he was about to get molested, or shown some top secret SOLDIER stuff.

"I have been slaving over this vital piece of equipment for a while now, and now that it's done, we can get on with tactic 2-F-77."

"Yo dude, you could have at least told me that's what you were bringing me in here for, I almost had a fuckin heart attack." He wiped away the sweat that had appeared on his forehead.

Kunsel rolled his eyes and continued. "I have contacted the President of the 'recently established' Zack Fair fanclub, and she has agreed to distribute my work."

"Wow dude, not too bad." Reno scratched the back of his head in thought for a moment. "Um... Why are we doing this again?"

"Because my dear Turk, it insures me a place in the vice presidents chair for the Zack fanclub, thus allowing me to sell my work faster, like I was doing for the other fanclubs, and also to annoy and embarrass the little Chocobo."

"Oh right..."

Kunsel seated himself in front of one of the computers with a sinister smile on his face. "And she's sending it out... right... now! Go get their cell phones and put them near them."

"Why dude? They gonna get a bunch of mail or somethin?"

"I may have asked her to include their email addresses..."

"Yo man, you're evil."

"I know."

Before Reno could spend anymore time in the presence of Kunsel, he ran out of the room, eager to fulfill his mission. Oh boy, they're gonna be pissed!

Cloud was once again trying to enjoy his slumber, knowing that it would only last for a little while before Kunsel and Reno were off on their next quest to embarrass him and Zack.

He was already having nightmares, trying to imagine what tactic 2-F-77 was, and he secretly hoped it was just a joke to scare him.

All hopes were shattered when his sleep was interrupted by the shrill ringing of... something...

He opened his eyes and looked around trying to locate the object that was being so loud.

It was then he noticed that he had fallen asleep on Zack who was snoring loud enough to wake the dead, he blushed deeply before looking down at his stomach where he found both his phone and Zack's phone laying there.

He picked up his phone first and opened it.

Who in the hell would message me this late at night?

His question was answered as he read the names of the first few senders, they were all from his cadet friends back at ShinRa.

A small wave of panic hit him as he thought about why all his friends would be messaging him at the same time. Did something happen back at Shin Ra? He opened the first letter. They didn't get attacked, did they?

Subject: What the HELL?

From: Alex

Cloud! Why didn't you tell me you were tapping THE Zack Fair?! I thought we were pals man!

Cloud's expression changed from one of fear, to one of shock. He opened the next one, trying to erase the feeling of dread descending over him.

The next one was also from his friend, and it was much like the first, and the third was like the first two, and so on. Some of them were from people he didn't even know, and he was about to read them all, but then he noticed that he had 110 messages and the number was growing.

Zack shifted beneath him and grumbled out something before reaching for his phone and looking at it still half asleep. "Huh? I didn't know you were a pedo....?"

Zack gave the device a 'what the hell?' look and continued reading, trying to figure out if he was dreaming, or he was conscious.

Cloud stood up, his phone was still beeping like crazy as he clutched it in his right hand. There's only two people I know who could have given out the information...

"Oh Shit! I got mail from Seph!"

Zack was standing up now too, staring down at the phone in horror. "Okay, now I know this is a nightmare!"

"Yo you two, what's happenin?"

Reno and Kunsel decided to enter the scene at that moment, hoping they would see some sort of hilarious reaction from the two lovers.

And Kunsel, of course, was carrying his camera.

Zack looked at them, then looked at his phone, putting two and two together. "It was you! Kunsel? Do you know who just emailed me? Sephiroth did... and he wasn't too happy either..."

Kunsel tilted his head to the side, taking in this new information. "Hmm... So the general is a fan too? This is news that I could sell..."

Zack went back to his phone, flipping through the numerous messages, looking for a certain one.

"Aha! At least I have someone on my side! Luxiere says that he still believes in me, and that I should give you a beating for being so perverted!" He placed his hand on his hips triumphantly before asking in a quiet voice, "what did you send them anyway?"

"I might have showed them some clips from all of our adventures together over the last few days."

Cloud paled. They saw...THAT?! Images of all the cuddling and kissing popped into his head, he felt like he was going to cry.

"I made sure to leave out any of the too good stuff, seeing as I'll be able to make money off it, but other then that... there was a lot of good stuff in that five minute video."

Reno chuckled and turned to give the perverted SOLDIER a high five.

The sound of Cloud's beeping phone was silenced as the small cadet crushed it so hard, it broke.

Zack chose to back away, knowing that Cloud was about to go all out.

Kunsel readied his camera and pointed it towards Reno who looked at him confused.

"What? You don't think he's going to come after me do you? He's smart, he'll go after the weaker one, you for instance..."

Reno was about to reply, but he found himself unable to as he was tackled to the ground by a raging cadet.

Kunsel stepped back so he could get the whole thing on tape.

The two of them wrestled in the sand for a few seconds, before the Turk broke free and started running as fast as he could, quickly followed by an angry storm Cloud.

"YO! Why are you chasing me?! I barely did anything!" Reno tried hiding behind Zack, but Zack stepped out of the way, trying to avoid the wrath of Cloud.

"Someone has to die here, and it might as well be you!" Cloud tackled the Turk to the ground and started rubbing sand into his hair.

Kunsel was full out laughing now, trying to wipe away the tears the were gathering in his eyes. "This is great, now we know where the rank of the Turks is."

Zack slid over and stood behind him, intent on using Kunsel as a shield if the situation required it. "Let me guess, they're under the cadets, right?"

"Naturally..."

Soon afterwards...

Sephiroth stepped out of the transportation vehicle, and put on the scariest face he could manage. He wanted Fair to know exactly how mad he was with this whole predicament, not only was every ShinRa employee too preoccupied with gossip to do their jobs, every SOLDIER they had was acting like a crazed fangirl as well.

He strode over to the vacation house and was about to knock on the door, when he noticed two figures laying against the wall, slouched over.

He stuck out his foot and poked the nearest one.

The person grumbled and pushed his foot away, before finally realizing where he was and looking up into the scary face of the general.

"Oh shit man... I'm screwed."

"Indeed you are Turk. I hereby hold you responsible for everything that has happened."

"What?! Yo, why do I always get blamed for everything?"

Kunsel used Reno as a support and got to his feet. "It's because you're a Turk..."

Sephiroth nodded in agreement before placing his hand on the door knob and ripping the door off it's hinges and walking inside.

Kunsel quickly pulled out one of his mini camera's since he no longer had one of his better ones, and started recording.

There was banging coming from inside, and a few muffled yelps before the general reappeared carrying a sleepy Cloud over his shoulder, and dragging a now fully awake Zack out by the hair.

"The cadet will be sitting up in front with me to halt any rape-ish motives you might have towards him."

Zack whimpered out something that sounded like he would never do something like that before Sephiroth yanked on his hair and silenced him.

"I also have a lot of paper work lined up for you when we get back, so I doubt you'll be able to see Cloud for a while."

"Oh Seph... You're so mean!" Zack flailed and tried to get the general to let go of his hair, but it wasn't working.

"Not as mean as that paper work that's piling up by the second..." Sephiroth turned to look back at Reno and Kunsel.

"SOLDIER, turn that damn thing off!"

And I fail at writing Seph... Never again! ;P

Now that this is done, I can try to work on 'Dreaming of a world'

haha... all in good time...

I hope they make another Dissidia game, and they put Zack in it! That would be awesome!

-sniffed-

Good bye my friends~