I do not own Super Sentai and Kamen Rider, just to let you know. In order to get this chapter, you'll have to understand a few other references to some of my other fics other than Kodenranger.
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"HAI HAI! Eat up!" Genta said giving dishes of sushi to the group.
"Thank you!" Everyone said. "Itadakimasu!" Everyone dug in.
"So, what do you think?" Genta asked.
"Good as ever." Rai said giving Genta a thumbs up.
Genta squealed. "This makes me so happy!"
"It's bland." Said someone.
"Eh?" Genta opened his eyes.
"The flavor, it's bland." Ryu was the one who called it bland. Everyone then looked at Ryu sharply as they were all astonished that he would say such a thing.
"WHA!" Genta's mouth dropped open. "M-m-my sushi is not good!" Genta asked with weird facial expression.
Then Lee hit the back of Ryu's head. "Are you insane? This sushi is the best!"
Ryu just sat there staring at the sushi and ignored Lee's hit, then Ryu realized what he said. "Oh sorry!" Ryu said to Genta. "Actually it's great, my older self would love it!"
"Older . . . self?" Genta looked at Ryu strangely.
"You see, the thing is . . . up until now (at least going by my current age of six), I've never eaten anything but high quality cuisine." Ryu explained.
"HIGH QUALITY CUISINE!?" Everyone, but Maya, shouted.
"Yeah, Lobster, Steak, you name it." Ryu said.
"HUH!?"
"Well . . . Ojii-chan is the one who raised me, no matter how bad he did it, and he always brought home numerous women who cooked those type of food well." Ryu said.
"EH!?" Everyone even Maya now shouted.
"Did you live in a mansion before!? Because why else would you have a lot of cooks?" Karen asked.
"Huh, oh I didn't live in a mansion like you and your family do." Ryu said to Karen as her family lives in a really big mansion. "I've always lived in that house that I live in now."
"Really?" Karen asked. "Because the way you described your style of life when you were young, you make it sound like you lived an extravagant life."
Genta looked at the reader. "You know, I don't even know what they're talking about being Young and Old." Genta said. "Do you know?" You (We) nodded. "Meh, I'll just play along and act surprised every now and then."
"It was just the food." Ryu said. "Because everything else was pretty common. He's pretty much the richest man in the whole entire universe but the thing is . . . well I mean when we had to remodel the house, I had to live with Ojii-chan in the headmaster's office at Yatsude." Then Ryu shuddered. "So cold."
"OH! Your Grandfather is the headmaster of Yatsude High School!?" Genta shouted.
"Yeah." Ryu replied. "Oh and he's not my biological grandfather."
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"I'm your foster grandfather because I'm the foster father of your mother . . . and unofficially the foster father for your father whose grandfather is my best friend thus making me old enough to be the grandfather of both your mother and father despite me having a young twenty one year old granddaughter and a daughter still in her early forties who is my granddaughter's mother." Ojii-chan muttered.
"Who are you talking to?" One of the women with Ojii-chan asked.
Ojii-chan looked around in hopes of finding the reader who he has not actually met yet. "I don't know."
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"That old geezer owes me ten million yen!" Genta shouted.
Ryu and Maya sweat dropped. "What did he do to you?" They asked.
"He promised me that money if I made him a whole batch of sushi, but he has yet to pay me!" Genta shouted.
"I guess Ojii-chan ate sushi behind my back." Ryu said. "Wonder why I never ate any till I was like seven."
"He probably cared about your health." Ryn said. "He was probably worried about you eating raw fish."
"Probably." Ryu nodded. "Now that I think about it, up till the first time I actually ate sushi . . . which is probably now because of this whole time traveling thing (though I don't get how your nerves connect to the past yet you still have a physical body in the past)," Ryu lifted his dish of sushi, "everything I ate was thoroughly cooked."
"But enough of that." Rai said. "You said you ate high quality cuisine?"
"Yes." Ryu nodded.
"How come your current self rarely cooks any of that stuff?" Miku asked with some awe present in her expression.
"Well the only money I get is the money that Ojii-chan gives me so I don't like to buy so many expensive things."
"But the other day we saw you drawing caricatures for money." Miku mentioned.
"OH THAT!" Ryu said rubbing the back of his head while he chuckled. "That was for some extra bucks to buy this new game and some manga."
The girls sweat dropped. Well, he's still a boy.
"You know I have got to ask." Reika said. "When did you actually eat something that wasn't, you know, the type of food that Ojii-chan fed you."
"Probably when Ryn invited me to eat with her family." Ryu said.
"Oh yeah." Ryn said as if she remembered something. "When Ryu ate the first thing, Ryu started to moan about how bland the food tasted."
"Really, oh sorry about that." Ryu said.
"So it's not just me." Genta said nodding.
"Yeah, I remember your exact reaction." Ryn said.
"BLEH!" Ryu stuck his tongue out.
"It took you a few bites but you eventually started to eat." Ryn said to Ryu.
"His taste buds must be sensitive." Reika said. "Which is why he's such a good cook."
"Is that a compliment?" Ryu asked.
"Yeah, why?"
"It sounded like you were making fun of me." Ryu remarked.
"Wait." Maya said. "If Ojii-chan actually fed you well, how come you were starving before I decided to live with you?"
"Well Ojii-chan sometimes left me alone at home without anyone else." Ryu said. "Sometimes I would have to endure for weeks before he finally came home."
Then Maya hugged Ryu. "Oh, how poor. Ojii-chan is so cruel."
"Well it's not like he was a total failure." Ryu said. "He did end up raising and sheltering me."
"It sounds like you and Ojii-chan have such a good relationship." Rai said. Then everyone froze.
"THAT'S MESSED UP!" They shouted.
"I don't get it." Genta said.
"That's my line." Lee whined.
"If you and Ojii-chan actually got along when you were young, how come you and Ojii-chan are always at odds now!?" Rai shouted.
"I don't want to talk about it." Ryu muttered and looked away with disgust in his eyes.
"What happened, come on tell us!" Ryn said to Ryu.
"You remember our kindergarten teacher Miss Yuri?" Ryu asked. Ryn nodded.
Ryu opened the door because he heard a woman moaning and groaning inside Ojii-chan's room. "Ojii-chan, what is going on?" Then he saw it, Ryu saw the most disturbing thing in his five year old life.
"RYUNOSUKE! What are you doing in here!?" Ojii-chan shouted.
"Ojii-chan . . . WAH!" Ryu ran away.
"And that's what happened." Ryu said nodding. "Really disturbing. Miss Yuri just came by to talk to Ojii-chan about my always climbing the apple tree at school and then that happened."
Then Rai and Genta hugged Ryu. "Oh boo hoo!" Genta cried. "You witnessed such a disturbing scene at such a young age! You must be scarred for life."
"It's no wonder you always beat down anyone who has perverted thoughts!" Rai cried.
"Eh what? No!" Ryu shouted. "That's not why I do that! I do that because I'm not twenty one yet!"
"Eh?" Rai said looking at Ryu.
"When I become twenty one I'll do all the perverted things I want! Until then I'll beat down anyone who has perverted thoughts and I'll continue to do so forever!"
"He's in a great denial." Lee said sweat dropping while Kousuke stood next to him.
Kousuke looked at the reader. "How come I haven't gotten any lines in this chapter yet?" Then you (we) complained about not having any lines whatsoever.
"I don't get it." Genta said.
"Hey everyone keeps talking about how I'm raised by this super rich man, how about Karen then?" Ryu said.
"Eh?" Karen said.
"How about you tell us a little about your life?"
"Well, my parents are successful business people." Karen said. "My father owns a company while my mother is a successful model."
"No wonder she looked really young." Ryu said turning away.
"And I have a sister whose finishing her last year of college." Karen said.
"I asked about your life not about your family." Ryu mentioned.
"Oh sorry." Karen said, then paused. "Do you want to know something important because I think it would be hard if I told you about my whole life."
"How about why you want to become an idol so much?" Ryn asked.
"Eh?"
"Well, my mother used to be a famous singer before she became a famous model." Karen said. "She had many fans and her songs were really soothing."
"Oh I think I know who you're talking about." Kousuke said. "My uncle was a fan of hers."
"Well ever since I heard mama sing and hearing about how happy it made a lot of people, I wanted to become an idol myself. I wanted to be able to make everyone happy. I wanted to be able to make people happy with something I could do and if I became an Idol, I would be able to do so." She had her eyes closed. Then she opened them up and found Rai, Lee, Kousuke, Genta and Ryu crying. "Eh, what's wrong?"
"Did you hear that?" Rai cried.
"Such innocence." Kousuke cried.
Lee gasped and covered his mouth. "That's a Samurai's child!" Lee sniffed, then cried.
"What the heck are you talking about Samurais all of a sudden?" Ryu cried. Then he and Genta hugged each other. "It's great that she has such fantastic dreams!"
"When you become an Idol, I'll be your first fan!" Genta cried and gave a thumbs up.
"Eh?" Karen wondered why every guy was so worked up all of a sudden.
Ryn patted Karen's shoulder. "They're just wishing you luck in their own strange way."
"Yep." Miku came to the other side of Karen. "Those tears are the tears of hope that your dreams will come true."
Maya came up to Karen. "In a strange way, those boys are also showing their want for your dreams to become a reality." Maya said.
"I can tell that they all care for you in their own strange ways." Reika said.
"Thanks everyone." Karen said.
Ryu then held Karen's hands together. "I'll try my best to help you with anything that I can." Ryu said to Karen. "One day you'll be the best of the best!"
Then Lee and Rai stared at Ryu and Karen with wide eyes. "You know what's weird?" Lee asked.
"I think I do." Rai nodded.
"The fact that Ryu and Karen . . ." Lee started.
"LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER!" Rai screamed.
"EH!?" The girls and Ryu looked at the two boys.
"I think I'll just play along." Genta said to the reader. "HUH!?" Genta put on a strange expression.
"Well look at them!?" Rai shouted. "Every time they're together they get so close!"
"Yep, yep." Lee nodded. "Every time starting from the first moment that they met in the actual Kodenranger fic."
"HUH!?" Ryu and Karen gaped at Lee. "How do you know that!?"
"We're in a fan fic that breaks the fourth wall all over and we have knowledge of everything that has happened in our fic!" Lee shouted dramatically to the heavens. "And in your first ever encounter with Karen in chapter 3, you carried her on your back!"
Ryu growled, then he ran to Genta's sushi cart. "What are you doing?" Genta asked.
"I'm looking for a paper Harisen (War Fan)." Ryu replied.
"Oh you want one?" Genta said then opened up a compartment in his cart and handed Ryu a paper Harisen. "Here you go."
"Thank you." Ryu said in broken English. "ORYAH!" Ryu then smacked the back of Lee's head with the Harisen.
Lee took the hit with no pain. "What did you do that for?" Lee asked Ryu.
"Wow you really are Unshakable Body." Ryu said sweat dropping. Then Ryu looked at Rai, then hit Rai's head.
"OW!" Rai shouted. "What did you do that for!?"
"Well Lee didn't saw 'ow' so I decided to improvise." Ryu said.
"HUH!?"
"Anyway . . . THAT'S FOR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!" Ryu screamed at Lee.
"But you keep breaking the fourth wall." Lee said to Ryu.
"I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!" Ryu screamed. "I get special privileges that other boys can't get!"
"You said boys, what about the girls?" Lee asked.
"Oh they can do whatever they want." Ryu said.
"Dang, what a reverse sexist, and to your own gender too." Lee said. Ryu smacked Lee's head again.
"Don't bring sexism into this." Ryu muttered. "We're rated T as is."
"But it's true." Lee said. "You and Karen are really close. It makes . . ."
"US SICK!" Kousuke, Rai, and Lee screamed into Ryu's face.
"Huh?"
"FREAKIN MAKE HER YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!" Kousuke and Lee shouted.
"You two are already close enough that it sickens me that she's not your girlfriend yet!" Rai shouted.
"ORYAH!" Ryu swung his Harisen at Rai and Ryu fell on his butt. "Ite."
"Why did you try to hit me?" Rai asked. Then Ryu actually hit Rai's head with the Harisen. "ITAI!"
"That's for being out of character!" Ryu shouted. "Go back to being the cool, calm, collected Rai I know!"
"That's my older self, I'm only seven right now!" Rai shouted. Then the three kids got into a fight. Kousuke just stood there in a offensive stance though not actually fighting because it was two seven year olds and a six year old who was fighting. Ryu punched Lee who punched Rai who shoved Ryu down. Ryu quickly got back up to get back into the fight. They kept throwing punches and kicks at each other while Kousuke just watched in his offensive stance.
"Should I stop this since I'm the only responsible adult?" Genta asked. You (we) shook our heads then pointed at Karen.
Karen had tears coming out of her eyes. "You guys." She squeaked. "Please stop." She started to cry. "PLEASE STOP IT!" Her words came on to deaf ears. She kept crying, then she started to sing.
The song . . . it was so calm . . . so soothing . . . the song that her mother taught her to sing, the song that propelled Karen to strive to be an idol.
Ryu, Rai, and Lee stopped fighting and they along with Kousuke listened to Karen sing. They unclenched their fists and when Karen stopped singing, the four boys started to hug each other and Genta.
"OH I'M SO SORRY!" They shouted.
"I'm so sorry for hitting you guys with the Harisen!" Ryu cried.
"We're sorry for making such a big deal about you and Karen!" Rai and Lee shouted.
"And I'm sorry for ever being mean to you Ryu and shooting at you all the time when you're older!" Kousuke cried.
"Man I love you guys!" Ryu and the boys hugged.
"I don't know what's going on but I think I'll just play along!" Genta cried.
"That's . . . an awkward scene." Ryn sweat dropped.
"Tell me about it, this is the first time I've ever seen Onii-chan so mellow." Miku commented.
"But aren't you jealous that they said that Ryu is so close to Karen?" Reika asked nicely to Ryn and Miku.
Ryn and Miku were silent. "WHAT THE HELL DO THOSE BOYS MEAN BY THAT!?" The two girls shouted.
"Late reaction." Reika mumbled.
"Eh?" Karen looked at the girls, wondering why Ryn and Miku were all mad suddenly and wondering why Maya looked a little jealous.
Then Lee, who had a hand to Ryu's elbow, pulled back that hand, then found something out. "OH MY GOD! BLOOD!" Lee screamed upon seeing blood on his hand.
"WAH!" Rai screamed then helped Lee wipe the blood off so as to clean off the wound they thought Lee had. Then they realized that it wasn't Lee's blood. "You're not bleeding."
"Then who is?" Lee and Rai turned to Ryu and found blood streaming down Ryu's arm from the elbow. "RYU YOU'RE BLEEDING!"
Ryu looked at his elbow, then after seeing the blood, Ryu froze.
"Oh man, he must've gotten scraped when I shoved him down during out fight." Rai said.
Ryu's lips started to quiver. Tears could be seen coming from his eyes.
"OOH!" Lee gasped.
Then Ryu started to bawl. "IT HURTS!" Ryu screamed after a much delayed reaction.
"Ryu, what's wrong?" Maya asked.
"MAYA-NEE!" Ryu cried. Ryu dropped to his rear and held his bleeding arm. "I'M BLEEDING! IT HURTS!" Tears fell down Ryu's eyes left and right.
"RYU!" Maya screamed and ran up to Ryu to help Ryu.
Genta helped out with a band aid. "Hai hai, there you go." Genta wrapped the band aid on Ryu's cut. "That should make it all better."
Ryu sniffed, then wiped his eyes.
"Wow, Ryu really was a crybaby." Rai said.
"It's kind of strange how he grows up eh?" Lee asked.
"Turning from a crybaby into the brave leader we know in the future." Ryn said.
"It's kind of cool." Karen pumped her fists.
"You wouldn't think that he would be so skilled by looking at him right now." Miku commented.
Rai went up to Ryu. "Look I'm sorry about pushing you and all." Rai said to Ryu. "You ok?"
"Yeah." Ryu replied. Then Ryu chuckled. "I remember, when I was little, every little cut I got was always accompanied with a big cry." Ryu laughed. "Ah my how much things have changed."
Genta looked at the reader. "I still don't get what this Past and Future business means." Genta said.
Then someone appeared in front of Genta's fish tank from a wave thing. That someone, who had chin length hair and wore a brown jacket and tan pants, grabbed the mechanical Squid from the tank. "This world's number one Origami, I have it." The person said. He put the mechanical Squid into a ice box that he had.
"Who the heck are you!?" Genta shouted at that person.
"A passing by Kamen Rider remember that." The man said to Genta.
"Huh? Kamen Rider, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?" Genta shouted.
"Later." That man said.
"OH MY GOD IT'S DAIKI KAITO!" Ryu shouted, then before the man, whose name is Daiki, jumped away, Ryu kicked the man down with a hard kick.
"OOF!" Daiki grunted when he fell. "What the hell was that?"
Genta ran to the ice box and grabbed the mechanical Squid. "Thank goodness Ika-chan you're ok!" Genta ran back to the fish tank and put the mechanical Squid into the tank.
Everyone ran up to the fallen Daiki. "Ryu, you sure that's Kaito from Kamen Rider Decade and not just his actor?" Ryn asked Ryu.
"Of course I'm sure!" Ryu shouted. "He came in that rift thingy, then he tries to steal Genta's squid thingy, and he has this thingy!" Ryu shouted and pulled out a gun device from Daiki's pocket.
"OI!" Daiki shouted. "Give that back!"
"KAMEN RIDE: DIEND!" The gun announced while it was in Ryu's hand and for some reason had a card in it when Ryu accidentally pushed the trigger.
Card like structures flew in the air above Ryu, then fell on Ryu to create a miniature Kamen Rider suit which was blue. The cards formed a barcode like visor for the rider.
"EH!?" Daiki shouted upon seeing the mini Diend.
"Oh, so that's a Kamen Rider." Genta said nodding. "Kind of puny if you ask me."
"I guess that guy Daiki is the real deal." Ryn said.
"RUN AWAY!" Lee shouted and he was the only one who ran.
"Why?" Reika asked and Lee came back.
"I don't know, just felt like saying it." Lee replied.
"A mini Diend." Daiki said with a sour expression. "What the heck?"
Then Crybaby Ryunosuke started to cry again.
"WHAT'S WRONG!?" Everyone asked.
"I don't want to transform into Diend! If I was going to be a rider I want to be Den O!" Ryu cried.
"That's it?" Rai muttered.
"Well isn't Ryu-san a Kamen Rider Den O fan?" Karen asked. "I mean his room is filled with Den O merchandise."
"Makes sense I guess." Miku said. "Poor Ryu, having to transform into that weird looking rider."
"HUH!?" Daiki looked at Miku. "Hey, who you calling weird looking? That's my rider form you know!"
"Well you look like a weird barcode!" Miku shouted. "That's weird enough for me."
"Who the heck are you people?"
"Passing by time travelers, remember that!" The time traveling group and Genta for some reason said to Daiki.
"Why did you say it Genta-san?" Reika asked Genta.
"I was just playing along." Genta said.
"Hey Kaito, what are you doing here?" A man's voice came out.
"Well if it isn't Tsukasa." Daiki said to the newcomer. This newcomer, Tsukasa, had messy hair and carried a rose red camera with him. "How you been?"
Tsukasa looked a the crying mini Diend. Tsukasa ignored the crying mini Diend like he usually ignores everything, from the fact that a photo studio has world traveling portraits, to acting so nonchalant to having a clone of himself, this guy and his 'friends' ask no questions. "Wow, first a thief and now a guy who makes babies cry by transforming them into you." Tsukasa said nonchalantly.
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!" Daiki shouted. "Now hurry up and pull out your Decade Driver and Ride Booker!"
"Huh?" Tsukasa looked at Daiki like Daiki was an idiot. "How do you expect me to do that?"
"Pull it out of thin air using Kamen Rider Physics!" Daiki shouted.
"Like this?" Tsukasa all of a sudden had a belt and a book like device in his hands. Daiki took the devices from Tsukasa.
"Yeah yeah, now come on, this will probably make him happy." Daiki handed the belt to Ryu and de-transformed Ryu. Ryu was bawling with tears streaming out of his eyes like geysers. "Now come on kid, this will probably make you happy."
Ryu bawled, then stopped and looked at the Decade Driver. "WAI!" He squealed happily and took the belt in hand. Ryu strapped the belt on and open the Ride Booker. Ryu took out two cards from the device. Ryu threw the gun that he took from Daiki at Daiki's head.
"Ite!" Daiki shouted after the gun made impact.
Ryu inserted one of the cards he took into the Decade Driver's belt buckle then closed the belt buckle. "KAMEN RIDE: DECADE!" The Decade Driver announced. Red cards flew out the belt and attached to Ryu's head creating a rose red rider suit with green eyes and red barcode like visor. Ryu then inserted the second card. "KAMEN RIDE: DEN O!" Then the suit transformed into his favorite Rider, Kamen Rider Den O! Minus the belt which is still the Decade Driver. The mini rider stood there, then drew a card from the Ride Booker and fed that card to the Decade Driver. "ATTACK RIDE: ORE SANJOU!"
"Ore . . ." The Mini Den O pointed at himself and Ryu said this in the voice that belonged to Den O sword form. "SANJOU!" He flung his arms with such emotion that a shockwave blew out from the force of the arm fling. That shockwave almost blew Daiki and Tsukasa, who just stood there without a care that a kid transformed into his Rider Form, away.
"There, you're Den O. Happy?" Daiki said to Ryu.
Mini Den O put a finger to his mouth plate, then looked at Daiki. "Can I beat you up?" Ryu asked in his own childish voice.
"Eh?" Daiki asked, then Ryu started to beat Daiki up. "WAH!"
Everyone but Tsukasa, who didn't question anything, sweat dropped. "This . . . is even more awkward than the boys hug." Ryn commented. Miku nodded in agreement.
"ATTACK RIDE: DENGASHER!" A weapon shot out from the Decade Driver, a sword that belonged to Den O, and Ryu started to use the butt of the sword to hit Daiki. Then Mini Den O grabbed Daiki's leg and pulled it up. Then Mini Den O used his fists to beat Daiki's back. Then Den O grabbed Daiki by the leg and threw Daiki to the ground.
Daiki was all beat up and before Den O got another hit in, Daiki screamed. "I GIVE!" Daiki shouted. Den O stopped, then flicked Daiki's forehead. "Now how come I have to get all beat up!?"
"Because you're Diend!" Everyone shouted except for Tsukasa.
"WHAT!? What does that have to do with anything!?"
"You're a Kamen Rider!" Lee shouted.
"This is a Sentai Fic!" Rai shouted.
"And you haven't appeared in a Shinkenger episode yet!" Ryn shouted.
"So therefore . . ." Karen began.
"You're in the wrong place!" Miku screamed.
"EH!?" Daiki screamed. "What about Tsukasa, how come no one cares that he's here!? I at least appeared in a promo! Tsukasa hasn't even appeared in anything yet!"
"Allow me to explain," Reika said, "he's the main character, he gets to do stuff that other guys can't."
"Aren't I glad I'm a Protagonist." Tsukasa said with a smirk.
"WHAT!?" Daiki shouted. Then he pointed at a random direction. "Then what about Sakurai Yuuto!?"
Everyone turned to where Daiki pointed and sure enough, there was a man who looked like the Sakurai Yuuto that Daiki mentioned.
"Oh he's just the actor for Yuuto." Lee replied.
"ACTOR!?" Daiki shouted. "He has a Zero-liner, a Deneb, a Zeronos belt, and he's eating Deneb Candy!"
"Props?" Lee asked.
"That Deneb is shooting at Mole Imajin!" Daiki shouted.
Ryu reverted back to civilian form and threw back the Ride Booker and Decade Driver to Tsukasa. "He's Sakurai Yuuto, what more is there to say?" Ryu asked.
"But he's not a main character!" Daiki shouted. "And he has nothing to do with Shinkenger while I do!"
"He's Yuuto, man." Rai said. "He's G."
"HUH!?" Daiki screamed.
Then Maya hit Daiki with the Harisen.
"What was that for!?" Daiki shouted.
"Ryu told me to do it because you broke the fourth wall many times and you're out of character." Maya replied.
"WHAT!? How do you expect me to act like myself and still be sane with you people around!?" Daiki screamed. "And you broke the fourth wall too!"
"She's a girl." Ryu said.
"EH!?" Daiki screamed.
"Girls get to break the fourth wall." Tsukasa said.
"Hey hit him! He just broke the fourth wall!" Daiki shouted.
"He's a main character." Ryn said to Daiki. "He gets to do whatever he wants."
"KU!" Daiki growled.
"Come on Deneb, let's leave this fic." Yuuto said to Deneb.
"Ok Yuuto." Deneb bowed. The two enter Zero-liner and left.
"HEY!" Daiki screamed. "Sakurai Yuuto just broke the fourth wall and he's not a main protagonist or a girl!"
"He's Yuuto." Karen said to Daiki.
"He gets to do whatever he wants." Miku finished.
"HOW COME I GET SO BADLY TREATED!?" Daiki screamed.
Ryu was picking something out of his ear. "Oh you say something?" Ryu asked.
"WHAT!?"
Ryu turned to the reader. "Did Kaito say something?" Ryu asked you (us). You (we) shook our heads. "Ok just making sure."
"STOP IGNORING ME!" Daiki screamed. "God this is so annoying. I came to steal this world's greatest Origami and I get beaten by a little crybaby." Daiki pouted. "I want out."
"Nah, we'll continue to abuse you until the end of this fic because we love to hate you." Ryu said with a big smile.
"Somehow I think you just insulted me." Daiki said to Ryu.
"It was an insult." Ryu replied blatantly. "Just be glad the Author of this fic likes you a little, but I hate you even though he loves me."
"I don't get what you just said." Daiki said to Ryu.
"I just play along." Genta said to Daiki. Genta nodded to Ryu. "Yep, yep, so right. Hate and love."
"I HATE YOU ALL!" Daiki shouted.
"Now come on!" Ryu pointed at Daiki. "Since you're here you might as well be a responsible adult and take care of us!"
"OH MY GOD!" Diend shouted. "I'm a thief, not a babysitter!"
"This is your abuse remember?" Ryu said. "Now be a babysitter for your abuse or we beat you to death."
"You just love to see me suffer." Daiki said.
"Blame the author, he's writing this." Said a sign that the reader held up.
"Wow your first unspoken line." Ryu said to the reader.
"How come I've barely gotten any lines?" Kousuke asked. Everyone ignored him, even his precious little sister.
"Well looks like this group has been joined by two other people!" Genta announced in a hyper tone.
Tsukasa just stood there without any questions.
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Ryuunosuke and a fellow Shinkenger followed him, Chiaki. "Why do we have to patrol?" Chiaki whined. "Honestly, that Takeru is really getting annoying."
"Don't talk about our Tono like that!" Ryuunosuke shouted. "Besides, can't you feel it?"
"Feel what?"
"The fact that something big is about to happen? Something horrible?"
"No."
"Well I do, and Tono feels it too." Ryuunosuke said. "We have to do anything we can to prevent that from happening."
"I'm pretty sure you're overreacting." Chiaki said. "Just forget it, we'll stop them when they come out."
"Can't you take this a little bit more seriously!" Ryuunosuke shouted. "This could mean the end of this world if we don't prevent it now!"
"Now I know you're overreacting." Chiaki said. "Missing your old Kabuki days?"
Ryuunosuke sighed. "Just forget it."
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"YAY YAY!" Ryu and Ryn were riding on the back of Daiki while Daiki was on all fours.
"Why did I get stuck babysitting all of a sudden?" Daiki whined.
"I just play along." Genta said to Daiki.
"I get it." Daiki growled.
Rai and Lee were climbing on Tsukasa's arms while Tsukasa himself didn't question anything.
Ryu got off Daiki and Miku and Karen joined Ryn in riding on Daiki's back. "Why me." Daiki cried. Ryu smacked Daiki with the Harisen for being out of character.
Then, everyone felt a dangerous feeling. Ryu was about to say something when Kousuke blurted out, "Can I say this?"
"Yeah sure go ahead."
"Be on guard everyone . . . something's here." Kousuke said dramatically. Everyone applauded Kousuke for how dramatic he was. Kousuke bowed.
"What a great way to be dramatic to the only line he's gotten in like what, a ton of dialogue." Lee said.
But seriously, someone did come. The ex-main villain of Elemental Sentai Kodenranger, who is technically the main villain now but who knows what happened in the past, is here. "Well, well, well, who do we have here?" This villain wore a black battle outfit with a black opened coat which had a long coattail. "A bunch of little kids here, and oh ho, if it isn't Kousuke."
"KAI!" Ryu shouted at the villain, whose name is Kai.
"Oh, I sensed some despair, but I didn't know that it came from a kid . . . wait a minute." Kai looked at Ryu. "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME!?"
"Well the important question would be how you know Kousuke first." Ryu asked Kai.
"We have a long history." Kousuke said. "He ruined Miku's life!" The young Kodenrangers then looked at Miku. What had happened?
"Well, looks like you still have a grudge against me." Kai mocked Kousuke. "Don't blame you, I would hate me too if I did that to myself."
"And the very important question ever . . . HOW COME YOU'RE NOT A LITTLE KID!?" Ryu shouted.
Kai dropped to the floor since he was standing on top of a roof. "WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!?"
"In the future you look to be sixteen or something, but right now you still look sixteen!" Ryu shouted.
"Oh I assure you, you have everything wrong." Kai said. "Now since you're here, give me your despair!" Kai dashed at Ryu.
"Kid get behind me!" Kousuke shouted. Kousuke shoved Ryu to the back. Kousuke then quickly put on his fingerless gloves and took out two pistols from his pocket. Kousuke fired at Kai.
Kai used two golden armlets that was on his wrists to block the oncoming bullets. "That's not going to work on me!" Kai shouted.
Kai then threw a fist and Kousuke parried with one of his pistols. "Well it worked in the future." Kousuke said with a smirk.
"What?" Kai growled, then Kousuke used his second pistol and blasted at point blank range at Kai.
Kousuke then roundhouse kicked Kai away. "Now DIE!" Kousuke dashed at Kai.
Genta just watched with wide eyes of surprised. "Does anyone even care that a fourteen year old has guns in his pockets?" Genta asked. "And will anyone even bother to mention it to the police?" You (we) shook y(our) head(s). "Meh, I'll just play along."
Kousuke pistol whipped Kai, then Kousuke grabbed Kai and kneed Kai. Kai jumped back before Kousuke got another roundhouse in.
"Wow, you're good." Kai chuckled. "But you're dead." Kai then charged Dark Energy into his hands. "HEBI KO!" Kai threw a dark sphere at Kousuke.
Kousuke ducked to dodged. Ryu then jumped over Kousuke after the ball missed Kousuke and kicked Kai on the head. "WOI YAH!"
"OOF!" Kai shouted in pain and was launched back.
"Kousuke, I'll handle him!" Ryu said to Kousuke. "After all, he's my eternal rival!"
"What!?" Kousuke shouted. "I can't let you do that, you're just a little kid."
"Well I'm not going to let you impress Maya-nee you know." Ryu said to Kousuke.
Kousuke paused. "What does this have to do with her?" Kousuke asked innocently.
Ryu then turned to Kai. "Now Kai . . . KOE!" Ryu dashed at Kai, then Ryu punched Kai's gut. Kai spat. Then Ryu used a rising uppercut and smashed Kai's chin. Kai flew high into the air. Kai made a flip in the air and came down at the young Ryu with a flying side kick. Ryu rolled away and tripped Kai. Ryu then elbowed Kai's stomach. Kai spat again. Then Ryu kicked Kai away with a hard kick.
"Damn he's strong!" Daiki mentioned. "What kind of people are you people?"
"Passing By Time Travelers, don't forget that again." Everyone said to Daiki, even Genta, and except for Tsukasa who just stood there watching a little kid fight what looked like a sixteen year old who could throw black fireballs with no questions.
"I just . . ." Genta started to say.
"Yeah yeah, you just play along." Daiki muttered.
Kai got up, and he started to chuckle maniacally. "Never . . . never in all my years would I have thought that a little boy would prove to me a challenge." Kai kept chuckling. "I never thought, that the one who has the power to be my eternal rival, would just be a little kid!" Kai looked at Ryu and Kai had a big insane smile and expression. "This is getting interesting!" Kai shouted. Kai then took out a golden mask from his coat. The mask had a red line going across it, most likely that line is so the wearer could see. Kai put the mask on to signal that he was about to get serious. The Black Serpent with his Golden Mask. "Now come boy, show me the rest of your power!"
Ryu dashed at the now serious Kai. Ryu threw a fist at Kai but Kai grabbed Ryu's fist. Kai then used his other fist to hit Ryu. Ryu parried that fist, then Kai tried to kick Ryu. Ryu stepped back and blocked all of Kai's attacks. Ryu tried to crescent kick Kai but Kai grabbed Ryu's leg. Kai attempted to pull Ryu back but Ryu then used his free leg to tornado kick Kai. Kai released Ryu's leg and fist. Ryu punched Kai hard on the head after a jump. Kai grabbed Ryu while Ryu was midair and attempted to hurt Ryu with dark energy transferring into Ryu's body, but Ryu grabbed Kai's head and head butted Kai. Kai released Ryu and Ryu flying side kicked Kai away. Kai stumbled back, then got up and wiped his mouth.
"Wow, to think a little boy would be this good." Kai said. "Looks like I'll have to take things up a notch."
"I wonder how Ryu could be so good at martial arts at such a young age." Karen wondered.
"Well it's kind a sad story." Ryn said.
"Why would it be sad?" Miku asked Ryn.
"Well, the thing is, Ryu's only skilled because his Birthdays have been used to train." Ryn replied.
"Eh?" Miku and Karen turned to Ryn.
"Ever since Ryu was a young boy, Ojii-chan has been training Ryu in things on his birthday." Maya explained. "I always thought Ojii-chan was playing with Ryu but one day I saw Ojii-chan make Ryu swing a sword."
"Every year Ojii-chan would make him train on something for the whole day during his birthday." Ryn explained further. "I'm not sure about what happened in the past but apparently on his first birthday Ryu was trained to walk, his second was trained to run, his third was to punch and kick, his fourth to do acrobatic flips and such, his fifth was a continuation of his punching and kicking techniques. From what I witnessed on his sixth birthday it was to train his reflexes. I remember on his seventh birthday Ryu had to train with swords."
"Oh, that probably explains why when Ryu swung the paper Harisen at Onii-chan like a sword, Ryu stumbled and fell since right now he's currently six." Reika mentioned.
"Probably." Ryn continued. "On his eighth Ryu trained with two swords. His ninth he trained using other types of weapons like a staff and Nunchaku."
"His tenth had the most tame training." Maya said. "Ojii-chan trained Ryu into thinking up strategies using Chess. This training was also meant to train Ryu into a confident leader."
"It didn't really work." Ryn said. "But nonetheless, he became the leader of the Kodenrangers."
"What happened after?" Rai asked.
"It just seemed like Ojii-chan had Ryu continue with past trainings to get better at those lessons." Ryn said.
"Still, it's kind of a sad childhood." Miku said. "His birthdays wasted on training."
"That training was probably so he could become Kodenred." Reika mentioned. "After all, it seemed Ojii-chan knew that Ryu would become Kodenred."
"That may be true." Lee said nodding. "I don't get it." He then said later.
"Me neither, but I just play along." Genta said.
"I'll never get any of you people." Daiki mentioned.
Tsukasa didn't question anything.
"Why didn't I get a line back there?" Kousuke asked the reader. You (we) shrugged.
Kai took off his golden mask. "Prepare boy, I'm not going to hold back any longer." Kai put the mask back into his coat. He held a hand to his face. (Insert Awesome Dramatic Music!) "Kage Gai Sou! (Shadow Triumphant Armor)" Kai flung his arm and black and gold armor pieces flew onto Kai. This armor had a snake theme to it and golden spikes all over. "To think . . . you a little boy would be strong enough to warrant me to actually use this armor."
Genta gasped, then ran to Ryu. Ryu prepared to fight the armored Kai, but Genta ran to Ryu and quickly carried Ryu. Genta placed Ryu behind his (Genta) leg. "What are you doing Genta?" Ryu asked.
Genta held out a finger and waved it at Kai. "Oh I don't know what's going on, but putting on an evil armor to fight a little boy, I don't think I can just stand back and watch that." Genta then held a phone like device. "Sushi Changer!" Genta shouted. Then he held a red disk which he folded up. "Sushi Disk!" He pushed a button on the Sushi Changer phone and closed the phone.
"IRASSHAI! (WELCOME!)" Announced the Sushi Changer. Genta combined the disk with the Sushi Changer top.
"Ikkan . . . Kenjo!" Genta held the Sushi Changer in front of him. A golden light shined from the changer. A golden Kanji representing light appeared in front and behind of Genta. The front one was smaller and the back one was as tall as Genta. The bigger one wrapped around Genta to formed a golden suit which had a little navy. A navy fish like Tanto weapon attached to the back of Genta's belt which seemed to house disks. The smaller one then merged with Genta's head to create a helmet which used the Kanji as a visor.
Ryu and everyone stared at Genta in awe, except for Daiki, whose annoyed by babysitting, and Tsukasa, who doesn't question anything. Ryu then squealed. "Shinkengold fighting my eternal rival, this I have to see!" Ryu ran back to the group to be an audience.
"Who are you?" Kai asked Shinkengold.
"Shinkengold, Umemori Genta!" Genta announced. He pointed to the sky and his suit seemed to shine brightly all of a sudden. "You're not a Gedoshu, but I guess I can fight you. I don't think I could lose to a teenager."
"Don't underestimate me and my age." Kai said. He then dashed at Genta with a dark fist. "Shadow Fist!"
"Sakanamaru!" Genta drew his Tanto weapon backhanded and held the sheath. Genta used the sheath to parry Kai's fist, then slashed Kai. Sparks flew off of Kai's armor. Then Genta started to seemingly slash Kai multiple times. Sparks kept flying off of Kai's armor and Kai stumbled back.
"Whoa so fast!" Rai exclaimed.
"It's Iai." Ryu said.
"Iai?" Karen asked.
"Slashing while drawing the sword from the sheath. In terms of speed it is much faster than fencing." Ryu explained Iai.
As it turned out, during the moment of the multiple slashes, Genta was constantly resheathing his sword for another strike.
"How do you like that?" Genta asked.
"You . . . I'm not going to lose to you!" Kai shouted.
Genta then jumped over Kai. "Come on, over here, here, here!" Genta said like his usual hyper self.
"You." Kai growled. Kai charged a large ball of dark energy into his hands. "TAKE THIS!"
"Oh really?" Genta asked. Then Genta opened up his belt buckle and took out a red and white disk. "Sushi Disk! Sakanamaru!" He inserted the disk into his Sakanamaru's handle. "Hyaku Mai Oroshi!" Genta then flew in the air around Kai and slashed Kai with maybe a total of a hundred times. Genta unsheathed his Sakanamaru.
"GAH!" Kai screamed and multiple sparks flew off his suit. Kai dropped to the ground and his armor shattered off. Kai had blood running down his mouth. "How could I . . . lose?"
"How did you like all that!?" Genta turned to Ryu and the others. They applauded. Then Genta turned to Kai. "Maybe I should finish this." Genta drew his Sakanamaru again.
"STOP!" A girl's voice shouted. An eight year old girl who wore a black and white dress ran out in front of Kai. She held out her arms in an attempt to stop Genta.
"Eh? Why's a little girl out here?" Kai asked.
"It can't be." Ryu gasped.
"Is that . . . Kyoko?" Ryn asked, Kyoko being pretty much Kai's female minion.
The Kodenrangers compared the little girl's face with the future Kyoko. In fact, they had the same exact face, only younger and more mature respectively to young and older.
"WHAT!?" Ryu looked at the others. "How come Kyoko's eight years old but Kai still looks the same!?"
"What's going on here!?" Rai shouted.
"Wow, I think this warrants a certain word." Lee said.
"What word?" Miku asked Lee.
"PEDOPHILE!" Lee screamed. "RUN AWAY!" Lee ran.
"Lee, you really should stop running away." Miku said.
"Yeah, you might get lost." Reika said to Lee. Lee came back.
"Kyoko-chan, what are you doing here?" Kai struggled to say as he struggled to get up.
"Kuma-chan, please flee now, you have to live." The young Kyoko said with tears in her eyes.
Kai flinched. "You know that Daisan is the bear right?" (Kuma equals Bear) Kai asked Kyoko.
"I know, but you're my big cuddly teddy bear." Kyoko said to Kai.
Kai chuckled calmly. "You really are cute at times." Genta unsheathed the Sakanamaru. "What's wrong, don't want to fight anymore?"
"Well I can't kill someone who has to take care of a little girl." Genta said. "I think I'll just leave you alone."
Kai then carried Kyoko in his arms. "Don't think that I'll just leave you alone." Kai said. "You made a fool out of me and now I'll have to get my revenge."
"Yeah, yeah, you're probably going to sic a monster on me." Genta then got ready to fight again. "Well bring this monster on."
"Kyoko-chan." Kai said to the young Kyoko. Kyoko took out a black book. "Summon a Crow Kagejyu for me will you?"
"From the depths of the abyss, from the darkness of the shadows, bring forth the bird of darkness, the bird of shadows, come forth, CROW!" Kyoko chanted her spell.
A dark vortex formed from the shadows around. Then a black and red crow Kagejyu emerged from the vortex. The Kagejyu held a large sword and seemed to have the same shape as Genta's first ever enemy as Shinkengold.
"OH!" Genta pointed at the monster. "It's you!"
"I don't know what you're talking about." The Crow Kagejyu said. "Now let's fight."
"I leave this hyper guy to you." Kai said to the Crow. "Make sure you fight well." Kai then jumped away with Kyoko in his arms, but Kai threw something at the Crow.
"Kuma-chan, will crow be ok?" Kyoko asked.
"Don't worry." Kai said to Kyoko. As Kai was building jumping away, Kai stroked the young Kyoko's hair. "I used some of my power on Crow, once he dies he'll return to the abyss to be summoned again." Kyoko nodded and buried her head into Kai's chest as Kai jumped away from the scene.
"KAGESHIS!" The Crow Kagejyu summoned grunts from the shadow. The grunts, named Kageshi singularly, wore white Chinese battle outfits and red scarfs. They had faceless faces and each had a red headband. "GO!" The Kageshis then held golden bladed spears and ran at Shinkengold.
"ORA ORA ORA!" Genta then used his rapid slashes again. Even though he slashed a number of Kageshis, there were still a lot. "Wow, that's a lot."
Kousuke took out his own changer from his pocket. Ryu turned after hearing Kousuke take out the Kodenphone out. "Why do you have the Kodenphone!?" Ryu asked Kousuke.
"Didn't you know, I had this for a long time." Kousuke asked. "And I don't think now's the time to stand around and watch."
"Should Kousuke fight?" Ryu asked the reader. You (we) shook (y)our head. "Yeah, this will kind of mess up the mood if a Kodenranger fought before the real battle!
"But this is a battle that Shinkengold won't be able to win alone!" Kousuke complained.
"That is why, we get one of two other transforming heroes that we have now to fight." Ryu said.
"What hero?" Kousuke asked.
"Who should fight?" Ryu asked the reader. You (we) pointed at Daiki. "Yep, let's have our despicable thief slash babysitter do the fighting.
"You really just want to piss me off don't you?" Daiki asked Ryu. Ryu nodded. "Fine, I'll fight." Daiki walked up to the fight.
Genta slashed a Kageshi away, and then saw Daiki walking up. "What are you going to do?" Genta asked.
"I'm a passing by Kamen Rider." Daiki said holding out a card which depicted Kamen Rider Diend. "Remember that." Daiki then took out his Diendriver which is Diend's henshin device, the gun that transformed Ryu earlier. Daiki inserted the card into the Diendriver. "Henshin!" Daiki fired the gun at oncoming Kageshis.
"KAMEN RIDE: DIEND!" What fired out was three card like structures, red, green, blue. Red, green, and blue images flew around Daiki finally merging to form Kamen Rider Diend.
"Oh, so that's what a Kamen Rider really looks like!" Genta exclaimed. Genta held his chin and nodded. "Interesting." Then Genta bashed a Kageshi with the sheath of the Sakanamaru.
"Looks like I'm helping." Daiki said. "It was either this or babysitting." Daiki then drew a card from the side deck on his belt. He loaded the card into his Diendriver.
"ATTACK RIDE: BLAST!" Daiki fired his gun and blue arching lasers fired at Kageshis surrounding him. Daiki then fired his gun without using any cards. Daiki drew two cards from his deck. He loaded the cards. "KAMEN RIDE: KAIXA! KAMEN RIDE: RYUUGA!" Daiki fired his gun and summoned two riders, a yellow lined Rider and a black dragon Rider, Kaixa and Ryuuga.
"OOH! It's Kamen Rider Kaixa and Ryuuga!" Lee exclaimed.
"Too bad they're Diend summons." Ryu said.
"Somehow I just feel like someone insulted me." Daiki said. Kaixa and Ryuuga fought alongside Daiki. Kaixa slashed the Kageshis with his sword and Ryuuga slashed monsters with his broadsword. In the end, Daiki used one card for the summoned riders.
"ATTACK RIDE: CROSS ATTACK!" Kaixa and Ryuuga stood next to Daiki.
Kaixa fired a yellow net at one Kageshi wrapping the Kageshi into a net, then Kaixa dashed and a cone was formed in front of him which Kaixa used to dash past multiple Kageshis. A black dragon was summoned by Ryuuga, then Ryuuga flew in the air and the black dragon launched Ryuuga at the Kageshis with a black fire breath. Ryuuga held his sword and slashed all the Kageshis that were struck by Kaixa. Those Kageshis exploded.
Kaixa and Ryuuga then made their way to the Crow Kagejyu. The Crow slashed the two rider drones away. "You won't win, Black Feather Storm!" The Crow launched multiple black feathers from his back at the Riders and Genta.
Kaixa and Ryuuga protected Daiki while Genta ran through and slashed the feathers and any remaining Kageshis down and away. Genta stopped and unsheathed his sword. The remaining Kageshis and feathers exploded. "All right, one left." Genta pointed at the Crow Kagejyu.
"Dark Crow Night!" The Crow Kagejyu flew at Genta and attempted to slash Genta. Genta bashed the Crow Kagejyu away but the Crow Kagejyu then flew at Daiki.
Ryuuga and Kaixa rolled away. "ATTACK RIDE: INVISIBLE!" Daiki disappeared after the Diendriver announced that attack. The Kagejyu missed.
"WHAT!?" The Kagejyu shouted.
"Here I am." Daiki said while still invisible. Daiki fired at the Kagejyu, then reappeared. Genta ran at the Kagejyu and slashed the Kagejyu once before jumping to where Daiki was. Ryuuga and Kaixa fended off the Crow Kagejyu as Daiki and Genta prepared for a finisher.
Genta inserted his Sushi disk onto his Sakanamaru again. "Sakanamaru!" Genta announced.
Daiki inserted a gold card into his Diendriver. "FINAL ATTACK RIDE: D-D-DIEND!" The Diendriver announced.
"Hyaku Mai Oroshi!" Genta announced and slashed the air as multiple green card like structures formed in front of Daiki. Daiki fired a green beam made of cards which absorbed Ryuuga and Kaixa, who both screamed after being painfully absorbed by the beam. The multiple golden sonic booms that Genta fired and the beam that Daiki fired collided with the Crow Kagejyu. The Crow Kagejyu was blown back.
The Crow Kagejyu tried to get up. "I've . . . I've lost." The Crow Kagejyu fell, then exploded. This explosion then sunk into a black vortex.
"Yataze!" Genta shouted.
"Hm." Daiki looked the other way.
"That was awesome!" Ryu shouted to Genta. Ryu ran up to Genta, then looked at Daiki. "Now Kaito, you're Horsey again!"
Daiki grunted. "I should've let that monster live." Daiki whined. Daiki and Genta reverted back to civilian form and Daiki went from Rider back to abused babysitter. "Why me?"
"Because we love to hate you." Ryu said to Daiki, then Ryu kicked Daiki's back to make Daiki go.
"I just play along." Genta said.
"That's what you've been saying for like the whole fic!" Daiki shouted, then Ryn, Karen, Miku, Rai, Lee, and Kousuke who all held a paper Harisen for some reason smacked Daiki's head for breaking the fourth wall. "Aye, what's Tsukasa's purpose for being here? He hasn't done anything."
"I'm just here to stand around and look pretty." Tsukasa said with a smile.
"I hate my life." Daiki grunted.
"Don't worry, when we go back to our time you can be a thief again." Ryu said to Daiki.
"What's time got to do with this?" Daiki asked.
"Just play along." Genta said.
"I swear if you say that again, I'll kill you." Daiki growled. Ryu kicked Daiki hard and hit Daiki's head with a paper Harisen.
"Don't talk like that to Genta! He's cool." Ryu said.
"Someone just save me now." Daiki growled.
And with his, brings another chapter to a close.
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