AN: Hey all! I know. I'm a bad person. I'm so sorry about the lack of updates. Work had been crazy but thankfully it's over so I'll have more time again. YAY! Thanks so much for reading and reviewing and not killing me. I hope this chapter is any kinda descent. Just thanks so much for sticking with me. You readers are beyond awesome!

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Disclaimer: Not mine, Roddenberry's.

"Come on Spock. Let's go see what we can get for desert without being late"

Spock tilted his head, his large eyes staring up into Kirks, "Chocolate?" He replied innocently.

"Fuck NO!"

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Kirk limped into the kitchen dragging Spock along as the later clung desperately to the formers leg, tears streaming down his face. When they left the Sickbay the Vulcan had been walking along fine until he saw a phaser clipped to someone's belt. Spock had turned into a two year old and began begging for it, pounding on the floor, and generally causing a scene. Kirk, now feeling something like an embarrassed mother started off towards the kitchen with his hands hiding his face. Spock then latched onto Kirk's leg and was simply dragged along for the ride.

When the pair reached the kitchen Kirk began scouting for anything that looked festive, desert-ish, and remotely edible. Unfortunately he was coming up empty. As he scanned the kitchen the only thing he found were large splotches of melted chocolate decorating the countertop near the stove and chocolatzo balls strewn across the floor.

"Damn" Kirk whispered to himself as he surveyed the room again, "What am I gonna do?"

"GET ME A SHINY" Spock yelled in response from his position on the floor, tears still running pitifully down his face.

"Yeah yeah you want a phaser"

"I'm an important officer, it's just plain logical that I have a shiny"

"Phaser"

"Shiny phaser"

Kirk let out a frustrated sigh before decided to ignore his drunk and overly emotional crewmate. Seeing nothing else and knowing that time was not on his side, Kirk grabbed a plate and began scurrying around the floor loading chocolatzo balls onto the plate.

"That's unsanitary" Spock said, now standing at full height and surprisingly acting his age.

"Uh…" Kirk was at loss for words, "Ok…I won't tell if you won't"

"That is a very logical agreement" Spock answered, nodding his head in approval.

"Right…So, you're normal again?"

"I suppose" Spock said.

"Ok…that's makes my life simpler. Let's get these Chocolatzo things to the Seder and let's get passovering" Kirk replied as he began towards the door. However he soon realized Spock was not following him. He turned around to see Spock looking abnormally relaxed, "Spock…Are you ok?"

"Captain?"

"Yes"

"I Love you man"

"…well that can't be good"

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Uhura drummed her nails on the table. She was beyond impatient and really had no desire to sit still and keep waiting. Wasn't this Seder supposed to have started already?

"Hi everyone!" A high female voice called out pulling Uhura back to reality.

"Hi!" Sulu yelled enthusiastically, "So nice to have you here, so very nice" He continued as he darted across the room to the doorway.

"Nice to see you too" The voice, Christine Chapel's voice, replied. "It was so nice of Leonard to invite me and I'm very proud to take part in this sacred ceremony"

"Sweetheart, save it for the Ensign" McCoy responded, an arm draped across his dates shoulders.

Uhura watched the exchange from her seat and was finding it increasingly difficult not to comment on the doctor's choice of date. Wasn't he aware that she had a boyfriend?! Didn't that mean anything to anyone anymore!

Uhura was just about to grab away Christine and ask her what the hell her problem was when Chekov burst through the door, his arms full with haggadah's.

"Sorry sorry! I'm wery late. Yes, sorry sorry" He gushed as he scurried past McCoy, Christine, and Sulu and dropped his load on the table. After catching his breath he looked around the room.

"Vhere is eweryone else?" He asked, his face falling.

McCoy, Sulu, Christine, and Uhura all felt their hearts break. Form the moment the announcement had been made it had been obvious that no crewmember of their own free will would be attending the Seder, obvious to everyone that is, except Chekov.

The room was suddenly filled with a chorus of "oh"s and "um"s when Christine spoke again.

"The rest of the crew…"She began, improvising, "They…ah! They felt intimidated with so many high ranking officers excited to attend. They all plan to celebrate with the spirit of Judaism in their hearts"

"Really?!" Chekov asked, perking up immediately.

"Absolutely" Christine responded.

"Vell, it vas an open inwitation. Hovewer I can understand that thought. Ve should take our seats and vait for the Captain and Mr. Spock"

Everyone easily agreed to this and took their seats around the table. Chekov sat at the head with McCoy and Christine together on the left. Uhura sat across from the couple, on the right leaving a space open for Spock besides her. Sulu and Scotty sat across from each other on opposite side. Sulu thought it best to sit on the left…as far away from Uhura as possible.

"Now all ve are missing is the desert and ve can start" Chekov announced.

Just as the words left his mouth Kirk and Spock came charging into the room. Spock was out in front with Kirk clinging onto his shirt collar in an attempt not to lose the Vulcan. Seeing the duo Uhura popped up from her place and gave Spock and wide smile. Just being with him improved her mood considerable.

"There you guys are" She said, relieved.

"We guys are male mail guys's and…woah…" Spock slurred swaying slightly from side to side.

Uhura immediately turned to Kirk, her mood instantly back to its previous dissatisfied state, "What the hell?! What did you do to him" She shouted, directing her anger at Kirk.

"Me?!" He began defensively, "I did nothing! Why don't you ask your boyfriend what's going on"

"I had a *hic* little lot to drink" Spock replied.

"What? That's impossible, Vulcan's can't get drunk" Uhura said.

"Oh yes they can" Kirk reasoned.

Suddenly a bit of information given to her earlier resurfaced in Uhura's mind, "Wait did he have…chocolate?"

"You know?!" Kirk stated in pure shock.

"Of course I know! I'm his girlfriend"

"Ever heard of sharing information?!"

"Who says I have to-"

The bickering duo was then silenced as Spock placed a hand over each of their mouths, "Shhhh, too loud" He whispered before erupting into a fit of giggles.

"Vell…it's good you are both here. Thank you for desert and for coming. Now let us begin the Passover together" Chekov said once again attempting to steer the crew back on topic.

Not wishing to crush the Ensigns fragile hopes and dreams everyone took their seats once again.

"Now is everyone ready?" Chekov asked.

Christine raised her hand as if asking permission to speak.

"Yes?" Chekov responded.

"I'm a little confused…What's going on exactly?" She asked gesturing between Spock, Kirk, and Uhura.

"The hobgoblin is under the influence" McCoy said.

"But…I'm still a little confused"

"Honey" Uhura stated exasperatedly, "So is everyone else"

AN: Tune in late to find out the stages of Vulcan drunk and the next part of the glorious Seder only of ! Sorry again about the long time and I hope like heck this all makes sense! Thanks everyone for staying with me and for reading. Love ya, please review and you people make me happy. Thanks!