I don't own Super Sentai or Kamen Rider since two official Kamen Riders appeared in this fic. Let's ignore Shinkenger continuity when reading this fic yo.
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A robed figure stood on top of a building. It made a frightening growl. "Kodenred . . . you must die . . ." The sky darkened a little, and a rift in the sky opened.
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The Koden kids were sitting around playing games with Genta and Dragon Ryu, except for Ryu who was sleeping with his father. "Where did Tsukasa and Kaito go?" Lee asked Rai.
"I don't know, you know where they went?" Rai asked us the reader. We shook our heads.
"They went away because they were disrupting the plot of this story and the fact was that they're not from Shinkenger anyway." Dragon Ryu explained. "That and the author really hates Tsukasa's guts."
"I'm pretty sure you would take offense in that statement." Rai said to us the reader while he sweat dropped.
"So what happened to that big battle." Ryn asked. "You know, that one battle where Ryuuji did all that transforming into Kamen Rider Blaze or something."
"That . . . the author just got frustrated and just scrapped the idea." Dragon Ryu explained. "Just pretend it never happened. It's a total retcon."
"But it did happen." Karen commented.
"No it didn't." Dragon Ryu said.
"Yes it did." Miku said to Dragon Ryu.
"No it didn't!" Dragon Ryu exclaimed.
"It happened." Reika said to Dragon Ryu.
"No it DIDN'T!" Dragon Ryu got louder.
"It happened, we saw it." Maya said.
"NO IT DIDN'T!" Dragon Ryu screamed, only to then get a bullet in to his skull.
"You're annoying." Kousuke said holding a pistol with a smoking barrel.
Rai hugged Lee and Lee hugged Rai after Kousuke fired the gun. "I'm scared Kaicho." Lee said to Rai.
"Me too." Rai said. "Hold me tight." We the reader started shivering in fear.
"Why do I always get 'killed'?" Dragon Ryu asked getting up after his skull healed itself. "I'm an immortal but why!" Kousuke shot Dragon Ryu on the head again.
"Because your voice is annoying." Kousuke said. He then fired more bullets into Dragon Ryu's body. "Besides, you're not Ryunosuke over there, so I get to unload as much bullets as I want!" Kousuke kept firing and firing and firing, until he ran out of bullets. "Hm . . . time to reload."
"HELL NO!" Dragon Ryu said springing up to life.
"Hey why does Kousuke have a thing for guns?" Ryn asked all of a sudden.
"Huh, what do you mean?" Kousuke asked.
"You're always carrying guns with you . . . and constantly trying to shoot something." Karen muttered.
"Hm . . ." Kousuke pushed his glasses up so that it made a glare. "It's a secret."
"Ani's a part time mercenary for hire." Miku bluntly replied, making Kousuke dropped to the ground because his cool gesture was ruined by Miku's spoiler.
"AH COME ON!" Kousuke shouted. "Is nothing sacred anymore!?"
"Yes, nothing is sacred in this fic." Rai said. "All our secrets shall be revealed."
"KAICHO HAS A CRUSH ON RYN!" Lee blurted rapidly so it was kind of hard to make out what he said. Every one stared at Lee like he was an idiot and Lee just smiled a random innocent cat smile with cute dotted eyes. : 3
"Should we be afraid that you have such an anime like appearance to your face right now?" Rai asked Lee.
"Maybe." Lee said keeping the same expression that he made.
"Can I get some speaking lines?" Genta asked, as he's been ignored the whole chapter so far.
"So, what's with this mercenary business?" Karen asked Kousuke.
"Guys, lines?" Genta sobbed.
"Well . . ." Kousuke said, pushing his glasses up. "When I was younger, I've always had some fascination with guns in general. It was always something I really liked. Of course without telling any one, I was found to be an excellent gunman and I became a part time mercenary, making money through my guns."
"So . . . YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN!" Every one, and Genta shouted . . . although every one else's words overlapped over Genta's words, thus making him still line-less.
"I want some lines." Genta cried. We the readers mentioned to Genta that at least Genta had speaking lines.
"Yes, I am an assassin." Kousuke said. "I assassinate crime lords and any one that my client has hired me." Every one was really shocked to hear him say all that. "The only one I haven't been able to do so, is Ojii-chan."
"REALLY!?" Every one shouted even Genta, but again, every one's voices overlapped against his own voice thus making him silent.
"I want to speak." Genta cried again.
"Right." Kousuke said. "Some guy, who claims that Ojii-chan stole that guy's wife, actually the mistress, from him, hired me to kill Ojii-chan. I failed because that guy's like . . . not human whatsoever in reflexes or anything!"
"Ojii-chan, Ojii-chan." Rai and Lee said.
"It turns out that the guy who hired me was a really bad guy because some one else hired me to kill my old client because the old client was apparently a con man, so I did so." Kousuke said.
"HOW DO YOU DO ALL THIS WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCES!?" Every one shouted except for Genta who didn't bother since his voice was going to get overlapped anyway, Genta went on to just wiping his Sushi cart.
"I have a license to kill." Kousuke said taking out a card from his wallet.
"Holy cow." The kids and Dragon Ryu said. Genta was about to say something, but then every one was louder than him anyway so he didn't bother. Then the kids squinted their eyes to look at a funny shape that was pictured on the card. It looked a lot like a round skin colored head with gray hair and beard, winking and giving a thumbs up.
"What the heck is that?" Rai whispered into Lee's ears.
"I don't know, it looks familiar." Lee whispered back.
"Yeah, what with the gray hair and beard." Rai said and then he and Lee pondered. "Who do we know that has gray hair and beard?"
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Ojii-chan sneezed twice. "What is it, Ojii-chan-sama?" One of the woman said to Ojii-chan.
"I have a name and you can just call me Ojii-chan." Ojii-chan said.
"You know you sneeze when some one is thinking about you." Said another woman.
"Oh really." Ojii-chan said.
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"Nope, can't really think who the familiar gray hair and beard might belong to." Rai and Lee said.
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Ojii-chan sneezed again. "Now that's just overkill." Ojii-chan said to himself.
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Ryu then woke up from his nap with his dad. "Ah, I'm energized." Ryu said. He shook Ryuuji. "Daddy, wake up, I want to play."
"Ok!" Ryuuji said flying up to a stand. "Now then, what do we want to do?"
"I want to see footage of that battle you had as Kamen Rider Blaze last chapter." Ryu said tugging on his dad's battle robe.
"YOSH!" Ryuuji took out a portable TV from his robe and somehow, it was playing footage of his battle. Ryuuji and Ryu watched attentively.
"Oh come on!" Dragon Ryu shouted. "The author doesn't want to mention that Kamen Rider Blaze battle again and he's retconning Kamen Rider Blaze's appearance in this fic!"
"Screw the author!" Ryuuji and Ryu shouted together. "We don't care what he thinks! We do whatever we want."
"Right?" Ryu asked us the reader. We the reader nodded.
"Whatever you say." Dragon Ryu said. "And I thought you were the favorite characters of the Author."
Ryuuji and Ryu watched as Kamen Rider Blaze Seraphim Form, Dragon Ryu, Decade, and Diend battle against the Ayakashi army on the TV screen.
"I don't know what's going on anymore in this fic." Reika said.
"Me neither." Maya said.
"We don't either." The ones with powers actually said, except for Genta whose voice keeps getting overlapped.
Eventually a man clad in an outfit in which the red jacket seemed to be the most prominent appeared with a woman clad in pink and a girl clad in yellow. "Hey Genta, what are you doing?" The man asked.
"TAKE-CHAN!" Genta shouted. "THANK GOODNESS!" Genta hugged on to the man. "OH TAKE-CHAN! Finally!"
"Let go of me!" The man shouted. This man is Takeru Shiba, Shinkenred.
"Oh finally!" Genta exclaimed. "With Mako and Kotoha here along with Take-chan, I can finally have some speaking lines!"
"Well you're as hyper as ever." The woman, named Mako, said. The girl that was with Takeru and Mako is named Kotoha.
Then Takeru looked at the kids that were there. "Why are there a lot of kids here?" Takeru asked. Mako opened her eyes in shock seeing so many kids and Kotoha just looked at the kids.
"Um huh?" Genta looked behind him. "Oh them." He looked at Takeru again.
"Don't tell me . . ." Mako said.
"Eh?" Genta asked.
"You're doing a daycare for these kids?" Kotoha asked innocently and with a smile.
There was a small silence for a little bit. "Sort of." Genta replied.
"For the record, I was going to ask if you became a pedophile all of a sudden." Mako said to Genta. Genta fell to the floor.
"THAT'S MEAN!" Genta screamed.
"How come you didn't finish off the Eye bad guy?" Ryu asked Ryuuji.
"Because it wouldn't be fun if the main character, which sadly isn't me in this fic, doesn't finish off a big villain." Ryuuji explained.
"Makes a lot of sense." Ryu nodded.
"How do you even know if the eye monster is even a big villain?" Dragon Ryu asked.
"Because . . . I don't know." Dragon Ryu said.
"Except now that I think about it, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME A SIX YEAR OLD TO FIGHT!?" Ryu shouted.
"Hm . . . that didn't cross my mind actually . . ." Ryuuji muttered. "Or you could ask the team you're crossing over to finish them off for you."
"Well that seems to be the only logical choice there." Ryu nodded.
"Hey, I'm a major character of this fic right?" Genta asked. We the reader nodded. "Why am I still being shafted this chapter?" We the reader shook our heads.
Ryu stood up after the footage of the oh so retconned Kamen Rider battle and turned around to see Takeru. Ryuuji turned to see Takeru as well.
Ryu ran up to Takeru and tugged on Takeru's pants. Takeru looked downwards towards Ryu. "Hi Takeru-senpai!" Ryu said to Takeru.
Takeru opened his eyes in surprise. "Who are you and how do you know my name?" Takeru asked.
"Don't you remember you spent some time with me a few days ago?" Ryu asked.
Lee whispered into Rai's ear. "Should we be surprised that Ryu actually spent time with Shiba Takeru, Shinkenred?"
"I don't think so, just roll with it." Rai whispered back.
"Huh." Ryu whimpered. "You . . . don't remembered me?" Tears started to fall down little Ryu's eyes. "I can't believe you forgot me so fast." Ryu started to wail.
"Ryu's really a crybaby isn't he?" Lee said to Rai.
"Yep . . ." Rai nodded. "Hard to believe that's the one who becomes Kodenred in the future."
Ryu started to cry. "Ah!" Mako squealed and she hugged Ryu. Her Kindergarten Teacher ways took over. "There, there." Mako said calming Ryu down. "Don't cry."
Takeru, looking at Ryu's crying face, all of a sudden remembered. "OH!" Takeru shouted. "He knelt down to see Ryu's face. "You're the kid on the playground who scraped his knee."
Lee looked at Rai. "Dude, is it just me or is Ryu just clumsy?" Lee asked Rai. "There seems to be too many things that happened to him when he was little."
"Actually, Ryu is clumsy." Rai said to Lee.
"Don't you remember all those times that Ryu fell out the window?" Reika asked Lee.
"Hm . . . I never really noticed." Lee confessed.
"You mean . . . Ryu's almost died many times since he's usually in a tall building . . . and you never noticed?" Reika asked. Lee shook his head.
"Boy, Ryu sure is ignored much for a main character." Rai remarked.
"Come on, come on." Takeru tried to calm the crying Ryu down. "Don't cry please." Takeru took out his Shodophone and drew the Kanji for paper. A paper emerged from the Kanji. Takeru folded the paper into a paper airplane. Ryu stopped crying and looked at the paper airplane. Takeru gave the Ryu the paper airplane. "Come on, you can throw it if you want."
Ryu threw the paper airplane. He then giggled childishly. "It's so fun." Ryu said.
Takeru rubbed Ryu's hair. "At least you're not crying anymore." Takeru said smiling.
"Ah, Tono-sama is so nice." Kotoha said.
"Huh what?" Takeru looked at Kotoha with a stern face. "It's nothing." Takeru huffed.
"Don't try to hide it, Takeru." Mako said after releasing Ryu. "We already know how nice you can be."
Takeru sighed. "You guys."
"Take-chan is nice, nice, nice!" Genta said tapping Takeru's head.
Takeru gave up.
"Hey, what happened when Takeru and you met?" Karen asked Ryu.
"Oh." Ryu said. "I fell down and scrapped my knee, and I started crying. Takeru-Senpai was nearby . . ."
"Why are you calling Take-chan Senpai?" Genta asked, every one ignored him. "Wait a minute . . . NOW I'M GETTING IGNORED!?" We the reader reminded him that our existence is barely there.
"He came to help me. He bandaged my knee and then we pretty much spent some time together." Ryu finished.
"You sure like to go with strangers." Lee said.
"You do know that it's pretty much common knowledge who the Shinkengers are right?" Ryn asked Lee.
"Right." Lee nodded.
Ryuuji walked over to Takeru. "Well then, I should thank you for taking good care of my son." Ryuuji bowed to Takeru.
"Wait . . . I thought you were an orphan." Takeru said to Ryu.
"I am, but this is my time traveling dad whose really a sixteen year old boy in some . . . adult body." Ryu tried to explain. "And technically he hasn't had me yet."
"Weird." Takeru said. "Actually now that I think about it, why would you have a time traveling dad?"
"Elemental powers for some reason has time traveling." Ryuuji said. "Even I don't know why."
"Should I even ask?" Takeru asked.
"Nope." Ryuuji replied. "Because it's a whole different answer anyway to why I'm here."
"He's a reality bending Kamen Rider and he forced his way into this fic." Dragon Ryu explained.
"HEY!" Ryuuji shouted. "You shouldn't be in this fic either! You as well forced yourself in here too!"
"At least I EXIST in this time!" Dragon Ryu shouted. "So naturally I can pop up anytime without any mystical help."
"Oh you are so asking to be beaten to submission." Ryuuji growled.
"Bring it mortal!" Dragon Ryu shouted.
"Ah just shut up and face my godly point!" Ryuuji shouted and pointed at Dragon Ryu.
"Oh yeah, face my ultra powerful flick!" Dragon Ryu flew at Ryuuji and flicked his fingers and Ryuuji's point clashed with Dragon Ryu's flicking fingers.
There was a small explosion. "WAH!" The kids shouted.
Takeru coughed as the smoke flew around. He realized that Ryu was in the explosion. "RYUNOSUKE-KUN!" Takeru shouted.
"OH MY GOD!" Genta shouted. "The kids were in there!"
The smoke cleared, and in place of the kids . . .were teenagers. All of them.
Reika, Rai, Lee, Karen, Ryn, and Miku grew up 11 years. They all wore the Yatsude High School uniform but with colored Blazers. Reika's was green and white while every one else's corresponded to their colors.
"Whoa!" Rai shouted and looked at his suit. "Why did we grow up all of a sudden!?"
Ryuuji and Dragon Ryu stared at the teenagers. "Dang . . . what did we do?" The two said.
Kousuke was his eighteen year old self and like every one else, wore the Yatsude school uniform, only with a golden blazer. Maya was her seventeen year old self and she wore a red and white blazer compared to every one else.
"How come I'm still young." Kousuke muttered.
"I'm young right now too you know." Maya said.
Ryuuji and Dragon Ryu stared at Ryn, Miku, and Karen. "Dang those three really grew up." The two said.
"Are you taller Onii-chan?" Reika asked Rai.
"Huh." Rai said. "What do you mean?"
"And . . . you and Lee looked more developed!" Ryn shouted.
"Eh, what are you talking about?" Rai asked.
"You two look more . . . like men." Karen said.
"Yeah, pretty but still manly." Miku said.
"Eh?" Rai asked. Lee pick pocketed Rai's wallet from Rai's pants.
"Hey, when were you a third year at school?" Lee asked Rai.
"DON'T TAKE MY WALLET!" Rai shouted. "Wait . . . THIRD YEAR!?" Rai snatched the wallet from Lee. Rai looked at his ID card in the wallet. "Holy cow . . . I'M EIGHTEEN!"
"I am too!" Lee said happily pointing to his ID card. "Hooray for growing up fast!"
"They . . . grew up." Mako said sadly.
"Dang they grow up nicely!" Genta shouted.
"Now that I think about it . . . Ryn . . . your breasts are bigger." Rai said.
"WHAT!?" Ryn shouted. She covered her chest.
"Karen too." Lee said nodding.
"EEP!" Karen covered her chest too.
Then Karen slapped Lee and Ryn punched Rai. "WHERE ARE YOU TWO GAWKING AT!"
Rai and Lee fell. "Ow . . . that was a bad thing to say." Lee said.
"YOU THINK!" Rai screamed.
"But . . . all the girls do seem to get more developed as they get older, even your sister is bigger." Lee said to Rai.
"Shut up about my sister." Rai growled at Lee.
"Miku's big as ever isn't she?" Lee whispered into Rai's ears. Rai nodded. Then a flash of light fell from the sky, striking both Lee and Rai.
"I heard that." Miku, with her hairstyle the exact same as her younger self, said after snapping her fingers which brought upon the light of judgement on Lee and Rai.
"Hai Ma'am." The scorched Lee and the slightly burned Rai said.
"Why did I get burned so badly?" Lee asked Rai.
"Because you're the chew toy since you're unshakable body." Rai replied.
"Touche." Lee said.
"But still . . ." Ryuuji's fingers started wiggling. "Those girls really did grow up into such babes and that Maya chick surely will grow up into a babe."
"Dude, Maya's your niece by law!" Dragon Ryu shouted at Ryuuji.
"Hey, where' did that person go?" Genta asked, looking around for us the reader. "Huh, there you are . . . you didn't change much." That was because we the reader were behind Takeru and his three present vessels when the explosion hit.
"But where did Ryunosuke-kun go?" Takeru looked around. "Don't tell me that kid's gone." Takeru looked kind of worried.
"Ah, Tono-sama is really worried." Kotoha said with an innocent smile.
Takeru grunted then put on a stern face. "Well . . . it's not like I care much what happens to the kid." Takeru said.
"Liar." Mako said. And we all know that Takeru's really good at that.
Genta looked at his sushi cart and some mysterious boy was sitting on a seat at the cart, all while sipping a cup of tea. This boy looked . . . like Ryu honestly, not even going to try to hide it. He wore the Yatsude Uniform . . . just that. The uniform. Just simply as that. One difference though, he had a red short coattail . . . because coattails are just that sexy.
"You know, I think I should try it out." Ryuuji said.
"Try what out?" Dragon Ryu asked his sort of doppleganger.
"Groping those girls." Ryuuji said.
The mysterious boy whose obviously an older Ryu gripped his tea cup tightly. The mysterious boy who was obviously Ryu then grabbed a pair of chopsticks and threw them at Ryuuji.
The chopsticks slammed off of Ryuuji's head. "ITE!" Ryuuji shouted.
"What . . . the hell . . . are you doing . . ." The boy who was obviously Ryu then turned around to show . . . Ryu. Seriously what else would you guys the reader expect especially since there's really nothing to hide? Well . . . it's not like Ryu seemed like himself. Unlike his usual friendly baby face one would usually expect to see, he had a really angry expression on . . . with a baby face. " . . . TO MY GIRLS!" Ryu screamed at the top of his lungs then jumped from his seat and used a flying roundhouse kick on Ryuuji's face.
Ryuuji then started to roll all over the floor because the strength of the kick was way to inhumane!
Ryu landed and pointed at Ryuuji. "Don't you dare ever talk about any of my girls again like that ever again!" Ryu screamed. Actually now that he's landed it was evident that . . . HE'S GROWN TALLER! The once way too short for his age is now just as tall as Rai and Lee.
"What happened to good father and son relationships?" Takeru asked all of a sudden.
"I don't know . . . but that kid is scaring me now." Genta whimpered. "You know, now I'm kind of glad that every one's basically ignoring me." We the reader commented on how Genta hadn't been ignored at all, or else Genta wouldn't have gotten a speaking line at all. We the reader on the other hand still haven't gotten even one SINGLE line!
Ryuuji, after rolling around a lot on the floor got up. He realized something amiss. "Wait a minute . . . YOU SAID THEY'RE YOUR GIRLS!" Ryuuji shouted and pointed at Ryu. Indeed, Ryu did indeed call the girls 'his girls'.
"Yeah, of course I would say that." Ryu scoffed. "They're in my harem right?" Upon hearing that, every girl in Ryu's harem pretty much got their hearts pierced by Cupid's arrow. They all swooned. Note, yes Reika is in Ryu's harem somehow. Somehow. Don't ask, just run with it.
"AH!" Lee and Rai shouted. "He . . . HE ADMITTED THAT!" Kousuke then tried to pull out a Sniper Rifle too shoot Ryu with . . . but somehow the switch in clothing made him without any firearms.
"Wait a minute . . . YOU ADMITTED YOU HAVE A HAREM!" Ryuuji shouted.
"Should I be surprised or something?" Dragon Ryu asked as this is the Dragon Ryu who has no idea who the heck sixteen year old Ryu would be like and as we all know, the Ryu standing there beating Ryuuji up might as well be the seventeen year old Ryu. Hm . . . one year really does a lot to a person.
"WHO ARE YOU!" Ryuuji screamed and then grabbed Ryu's collar and started to shake Ryu around. "What have you done with my son you bastard!?"
Ryu wasn't amused so Ryu grabbed Ryuuji's arms, then threw Ryuuji to the ground. "I'm Ryunosuke Rekka." Ryu said. "And I just remembered that I hate both you and Uncle Strange Man-san's guts."
"EH!" Dragon Ryu pointed at himself. "Are you talking about me?"
"Yes, I am." Ryu blurted out.
"So straight forward . . . and mean." Dragon Ryu complained.
"Hey, stop stepping on me!" Ryuuji shouted and it turned out that Ryu was rapidly stomping on Ryuuji's back. "WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME!"
"WHY DO YOU THINK!?" Ryu screamed at Ryuuji. Ryu really looked grouchy. "I'm your son and you're a shameless pervert who flirts with any women that moves, do you think I wouldn't hate you?"
"But if you are a pervert you get it from your mother." Ryuuji whined, only for Ryu to keep stomping on Ryuuji's back.
"Kaicho." Lee said to Rai.
"What is it?" Rai asked Lee.
"Is it just me or is Ryu just scarier than usual?" Lee asked Rai.
"Nope, it's not just you." Rai replied.
"He still looks girly." Lee said. "Still so gorgeous."
"Why am I the only one being beaten up?" Ryuuji cried. "I'm not the first one to ogle at their breasts."
"Oh I'm kicking their asses after I beat you up." Ryu replied bluntly to Ryuuji.
"SAY WHAT!" Rai shouted loudly.
"WHY!" Ryuuji cried and demanded an answer.
"Blame your fate." Ryu said. "Because as I grew up, I really didn't like the way you acted."
"BUT YOU'RE KIND OF ACTING LIKE ME NOW!" Ryuuji shouted. "You finally admitted you had a harem and those girls belong to you!"
"But I'm single." Ryu said with a maniacal look on his face. "Unlike you who has mom, yet you still hit on any woman you meet."
"I DON'T DO THAT!" Ryuuji shouted. "Stop making stuff up!" Then Ryuuji thought about what Ryu said. "Wait . . . you're single?"
Ryu shirked back after he realized what he said. "Sort of." Ryu kept stomping at Ryuuji's back. Ryuuji cried in pain . . . humorously. We the reader couldn't help but let out a laugh.
"I don't know which girl I want ok." Ryu said. "So . . . I kind of made them all . . . mine."
"HO!" Ryuuji got up. "You really are making your old man proud."
"I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE PROUD OF ME FOR THAT!" Ryu shouted and punched Ryuuji on the face. "God you suck." Ryu said to Ryuuji. "You really suck Ryuuji!"
"Ryunosuke-kun . . . what happened to you?" Takeru asked Ryu, as Ryu wasn't acting like his usual self. Granted Ryu is seventeen right now but that doesn't exactly explained why Ryu's acting like a total jerk. "What's with your attitude right now?"
"Oh, actually it's normal for me to be a jerk." Ryu said. "You should see me in the actual fic, I abuse Lee, Ryuuji, and Ojii-chan quite constantly."
"It's true." Lee said.
"You provoked him." Rai muttered.
"But you seemed so friendly." Takeru said, a little disturbed that the boy he had to knelt down to meet eye to eye is now almost staring with him at eye to eye just by standing up.
"Well . . . I just really hate Ryuuji." Ryu said. "My dad, who I don't respect." Ryu stomped on Ryuuji. "Of course since he's my dad, I'm showing restraint here."
"That's restraint?" Takeru asked Ryu. Ryu nodded.
"LIKE HELL!" Ryuuji shouted getting up, only to get roundhouse kicked in the head. Ryu went back to stomping on Ryuuji.
"Besides . . . I DON'T HAVE A TWIN SISTER!" Ryu shouted. Every one perked their ears up.
"What does having a twin sister have to do with beating up Ryuuji?" Dragon Ryu asked.
"Yeah, that I don't get." Genta remarked.
"Because apparently in an alternate timeline, I have a twin sister." Ryu said. "A hot twin sister." Ryu stomped on Ryuuji since Ryu knew Ryuuji was going to comment on that. Every one stared at Ryu as if Ryu was a freak. "And because I myself don't have a sister, something must've went wrong with my dad!"
"Hey your mom is the one who has to bear you in the womb for nine months!" Ryuuji shouted, to get stepped on hard by Ryu. "AIYEE!"
"Like I can blame my mom." Ryu said.
"Hey what is it with you and this sister anyway!?" Ryuuji asked.
"Because I have a sister complex and I would've liked to display this on a twin sister." Ryu said.
Every one but Ryu stopped. Ryuuji withstood the pain and turned around to look at Ryu. "You're a sick boy you know that." Ryuuji said.
"AND WHO DO YOU THINK I TAKE AFTER!?" Ryu shouted and kicked Ryuuji.
"YOU TAKE AFTER YOUR MOTHER!" Ryuuji screamed. "You only took my looks!"
"Like hell that's true." Ryu growled.
"Er . . ." Lee and Rai said.
"Kaicho, I want the nice Ryu back." Lee said.
"I do too, I do too." Rai said, shivering.
After Ryuuji was beaten into submission. Ryu looked at Rai and Lee. "Oi, you two, you're next." Ryu said walking up to Rai and Lee.
"Just take your punishment." Rai said. "It'll end quicker."
"Hai." Lee said.
"Wait a minute, you're not going to get hurt anyway. Why am I talking to you about this stuff?" Rai asked.
"I have no idea."
Then Ryu collapse.
"What happened?" Rai asked.
"I'm so grouchy right now." Ryu muttered. He closed his eyes. "Man, the senshi team I've been mentoring is really driving me nuts. I haven't even gotten a good nights sleep last night." Ryu then started to sleep, but not before saying, "geez, I must've seen like such a jerk." Ryu slept.
"Huh?" Every one said.
"What's this about not sleeping?" Genta asked. "Didn't he just sleep a few minutes ago?"
"Perhaps I can explain." Ojii-chan said popping up all of a sudden.
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?" Every one shouted.
"Hey . . . YOU OWE ME MONEY!" Genta shouted at Ojii-chan.
Ojii-chan held a finger next to Genta, then Ojii-chan made wacky Kung Fu poses and flicked Genta's forehead.
"Ite." Genta whined.
"Hm . . . how does Uncle Strange Man-san do it?" Ojii-chan asked as it didn't seem like it erased anything from Genta's memory. "Anyway, Ryu here somehow has memories of his Seventeen year old self. I don't know why but there must've been some sort of malfunction in the time device when Ryuuji here whose not really supposed to be here and Dragon Ryu whose an immortal flicked reality out of order. You people are ok since you got into the machine before Ryu did. Yes you too." Ojii-chan said looking at us the reader. "Since Ryu came in last, somehow his capsule got a malfunction which would give Ryu memories which he shouldn't have had he morph into an older self, which this is right now." Ojii-chan poked Ryu with the white cane. "So anyway, this guy's actually really badass but just right now he's really grouchy so he's really acting like a jerk."
"Makes some sense." Ryn said.
"Oh boy, I wonder what Ryu-san is really like when he's seventeen." Karen said.
"Boy, makes me think that he wasn't serious about the harem." Miku said.
"Nope that's not true." Ojii-chan said. "Because he's all your firsts."
"SAY WHAT!?" Ryn, Karen, and Miku shouted.
"He's your first." Ojii-chan said. "It says so in this wallet of his. Why else would he have pictures of all of you in the wallet?" Yes, Ojii-chan mugged Ryu out of Ryu's precious wallet.
"What do you mean first?" Reika decided to ask. "First kiss?"
"Let's just leave it at first." Ojii-chan said. Oh ho, I wonder what Ryu did. The girls from the future gasped and basically, their hearts kind of stopped at the moment for a little bit as they were all in shock. You can bet that Rai and Kousuke weren't amused by this. "This guy will really push a lot of things over." Ojii-chan pointed at Ryu. "Ironic since it's him who wants to preserve the T rating."
"So . . . any idea why he wants a sister?" Rai asked.
"Just look in the mirror." Ojii-chan said.
"Huh?"
"Lee, do the honors." Ojii-chan said.
"Reika-chan, how about going out with me?" Lee asked Reika.
"MINE!" Rai screamed and hugged Reika from behind and yes, Rai's arms are touching Reika's chest. Reika blushed.
"There." Ojii-chan said. "There's your answer. Basically the author likes to play around with that relationship."
Genta and Takeru turned to the reader. "Note, this does not mean that the author is a sick person, only his characters are sick people." Genta said.
"Who are you talking to and who am I looking at?" Takeru asked.
"That's mean, they're right in front of you anyway." Genta directed attention to us the reader.
Rai released Reika, and Reika slapped Rai for touching her inappropriately. "Lucky bastard." Lee muttered under his breath.
"Well I guess we'll have to wait to see if Ryu's any different when he gets older. He does look cooler and . . . wait a minute . . . HE'S A MENTOR FOR A SENSHI TEAM!" Rai remembered that Ryu mentioned that.
"OH YEAH!" The others shouted.
"Wait . . . how is that possible!?" Rai shouted.
"And with this, this chapter ends." Takeru said dramatically to us the reader.
"Wait . . . huh?" Ryuuji asked. "I'm confused!"
"I think you would be confused now wouldn't you?" Karen asked us the reader.
"I still have on more question . . . where did you come from?" Mako asked Ojii-chan, whose standing between her and Kotoha.
"Nowhere." Ojii-chan then groped both Mako and Kotoha.
"ECCHI!" Kotoha shouted and slammed Ojii-chan with her hand, only to then gasp. "I'm sorry!"
"Boy I did not see that coming from that girl." Ojii-chan fell with a thud.
"Didn't I say that this chapter ended already?" Takeru asked.
"You did it wrong, you're supposed to do it with a clap." Genta said excitedly.
"Did every one forget that there are monsters in this story?" Rai asked every one. "You know, monsters we're supposed to beat up?"
"That's right." Lee said. "There should be, I wonder where they are."
"This is a breather chapter, before the big battle." Ryu stood up ominously and said in his sleep with his eyes opened. One eye was black as darkness and the other was red. Ryu went back to sleep.
"I wasn't the only one who saw that right?" Rai asked.
"No, we saw it too." Every one else replied.
- -
And that was the truth. Ryuunosuke and Chiaki were relentlessly being chased by a robed figure. "Damn it, this thing isn't giving up!" Chiaki shouted.
"We got to get to Tono!" Ryuunosuke shouted. "Or else we may not live!" If you're wondering why they wouldn't just contact Takeru and the others, it is because their Shodophones have been damaged and they can't use it to contact others, let alone transform. Just what is going to happen to every one?
- -
Genta, Ryuuji, Dragon Ryu, and Takeru clapped. "And with this, ends another chapter." Takeru and Genta said dramatically.
"What were you two doing in this?" Genta asked Ryuuji and Dragon Ryu.
"We were bored." Ryuuji and Dragon Ryu replied.
And that ends this chapter, however, things will take a turn for the worse next time.