Twelve Days of Christmas
SoraNamine
Rating: T for That's What She Said Last Night

Subject: Sora and Namine were hanging out on a walk and Sora thought it would be fun to bring a paintball gun with. Now, Sora's a murderer?

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Being at the tender age of twenty-two, Sora should know what the definitions of things are. But, he just doesn't. And, Namine knew that all too well. She had hung out with Sora a lot during High School, so they became best friends. It was December 16th, and Sora offered to walk with Namine while Roxas and Kairi were doing something of "special importance". He didn't know what that meant, but that wasn't a surprise. Namine insisted that they just go for a special walk in the forest, but no. He had to bring his paintball gun.

"What are you accomplishing by bringing that?" Namine asked him as they walked down a snowy path. She pulled her white pea coat around her small form as Sora helped her across the icy walkway.

"What if we get attacked?"

"That's not going to kill them," Sora shrugged, not seeing any logic in Namine's explanation and continued to walk forward. Namine stuck her tongue out at Sora's back, which was covered by a navy blue puffy coat. His brunette spikes were covered in light flakes of snow. You couldn't see them in Namine's hair that well since she was so blond.

"So," Sora started, turning around, throwing the paintball gun over his shoulder. "What did Roxas get you today?" Namine rolled his eyes at his tone of voice and walked up to him before pulling out a necklace to show him. The necklace was on a silver chain and held four small bird charms. They each symbolized an important step in their relationship, and so far, only two of the birds were filled.

"You get it? Four calling birds?" Namine asked him, looking up to meet his eyes. Sora held the necklace in between his fingers before dropping it back onto her neck.

"How romantic." Sora rolled his eyes with a grin on his face.

"It is! You're just jealous Roxas know how to be romantic and you don't. Even your friend Riku is more romantic!" She yelled, though a smile was present on her face.

"Oh, come on!" Sora ran and jumped on a rock, pointing the paintball gun in the air, "They just met."

Namine stood with her hands on her hips. The cold winter air was making her cheeks red, which made her face stand out. She was normally very pale. She blew some air in her face which caused her bangs to fly in the air before landing softly back on her face. She narrowed her bright aquamarine eyes.

"That is what makes it more romantic! Like Romeo and Juliet!"

"But didn't they die?" It's amazing. Sora actually knew something about literature.

"That's only because of their families! Riku and Xion can be together. What did you get Kairi today?"

"I didn't...." Namine slapped herself on the forehead. "Should I be getting her something?"

"Of course!" She said, pushing him on the knee. But, apparently he didn't expect it and out of reflex, pulled the trigger on his paintball gun. The paint was released into the air, and not to long after, a bird fell to the ground.

"Oh.."

"OH MY GOD!" Namine fell to the ground around the bird. "Look what you did!" Sora held his hands up in defense, shaking his head.

"I didn't do it!" Namine glared at him and scooped the small brown bird in her hands. The force of the paintball caused the bird to die. Tears welled up in Namine's eyes. Sora jumped down from the rock and instead of landing on his feet, he tripped, pulling the trigger once more. Namine heard a distance chirp.

"SORA!"

She grabbed a wad of snow and whipped at his face as hard as her tiny arms could throw. She was never on the softball team to the snow did little but make his face very cold. Sora crawled over to Namine and wrapped his arms around her in a hug.

"I'm sorry." He said. Instead of returning the hug, she pushed him off and glared. He fell onto his back and there was rustling heard in some bushes. Thinking it was a threat, Sora shot into the bushes. Namine gasped, and paranoid, she shot up from her spot in the snow and ran to the bush. A large black bird lay dead in the bushes.

"What the hell, Sora!?" Namine stomped over him and ripped the gun from him. "I told you bringing this was a bad idea."

"I'm sorry, Namine! Honest." She could see the truthfulness in his eyes. Sighing, she gave him a tight hug, signaling that she forgave him.

"I guess it was an accident." She concluded. Taking a look at the gun, "Isn't there a safety on this...?" She mumbled. Her finger went towards the trigger.

"No!" Sora screamed, but it was too late. She already shot the gun, and Sora fell to the ground. Namine dropped the paintball gun and her small hands went to her mouth in horror. Sora was on the ground, clutching his area in pain.

"I'm so sorry," She said, running to his side, though there wasn't much she could do by this point. It would be different if he hurt his shoulder; she could rub it. But, she can't help Sora with this. Sora nodded and groaned in pain and a catchy jingle went off, indicating that someone was calling Namine, "Hello?" She answered in a panicked voice.

"Nam?" Roxas asked on the other line. You could hear Kairi talking to herself about prices and jewelry.

"Yeah?" She said loudly, and then in a softer voice, "Do you need ice?"

"I'm surrounded in snow!"

"Is that Sora? What happened?" Roxas sounded a bit worried.

"Well, it started with your brother being a murder..." Namine started throwing snow at Sora's area. He had his one hand over his eyes and the other clutching between his legs. There was a bright pink paint stain on his pants. "...And he killed three birds."

"He killed some birds!?"

Namine ignored Roxas' questions and kept talking, "And then he ended up with a bright pink paint stain on his pants."

"Why?"

"Why what?"

"Why is there paint on his pants?"

"I SHOT HIM IN THE PENIS!" There was a silence around them. Sora's breathing even stopped a bit.

"WHY?!"

"I didn't know!"

"What? That he had a penis!?"

"NO! That the trigger wasn't the safety!" After a brief silence, and Kairi's giggling in the background, Roxas finally brought up the question.

"Why pink?"

"Sora, Roxas wants to know, why pink?" Sora was feeling a bit better it seemed. He was sitting upright, though there was an obvious look on pain on his face.

"K-Kairi bought it."

"Oh, so whatcha gunna get her?"

Isn't that the question that started this mess?

…Four calling birds.

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This is the fourth day! SoraxNamine fluffy friendship. All these one shots ties together, if you haven't noticed. I'm the funny author and chibixbabe is the fluffy one!

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