Twelve Days of Christmas
Friendship: AxelXionRoxas
Rating: T for TUMS!
Summary: It's December 20th, Axel, Roxas, and Xion spend an evening together, but what happens when they find some mystery milk?
On the eighth day of Christmas my true friends gave to me...
"You fell in love at first sight?" Axel questioned Xion for over an hour about Riku. Axel had been good friends with Xion for a long time, so he just wanted to make sure that the silver haired, tough guy was good enough for the petite, raven haired girl. Roxas was sitting on the fence, staring into the sky. He was probably thinking about Namine. His dark winter coat hung loosely around his form. Axel and Xion sat idle on the snow-covered fence. They were far into the forest, but the three always walked out here when they were in high school. They had found a small farmhouse that they had been coming to see for many years previous.
"It was! So romantic!" Xion clasped her hands together and stared into the sky.
"Get over yourself!" Axel said, pushing Xion over into the snow. He looked up at his blonde friend and sighed, "Relax, lover boy. Namine is waiting for you at home, probably in a bra and panties."
"Axel!" Roxas said, glaring at his redheaded friend.
"You were thinking it," Axel said, making faces at the young man. Roxas jumped off the fence and started to chase the older man into the barn. Xion jumped up and followed them, afraid that Roxas would beat him up.
Inside the barn, there were cows. Next to the cows, there were ladies.
They were milking the cows.
Axel stopped in his tracks and Roxas ended up running into his back. No one was supposed to be there. All of them were putting milk into bottles, and chatting amongst themselves. That was until they saw the boys.
"Axel, Roxas, what are you doing?" Xion ended up trailing off as she came to them.
"What is going on?" She turned her head to find eight women staring at them.
"Hello! Want some milk!?" A high-pitched blond shouted at them. She walked over in a perky fashion and shoved a bottle of milk in Axel's hands. "Go on, drink it!" Axel looked at Roxas and raised an eyebrow. Roxas' eyes were wide, a bit freaked out by the situation.
"Oh, what the hell..." Axel popped the lid and downed half the glass before he giggled.
"Axel?" Roxas said before another girl shoved some milk in his hands.
"It's amazing!" Axel said, running into the back of the farmhouse.
"Axel!" Xion shouted, but she too was handed some milk. The two stared at the bottles in their hands, and then into the expectant eyes of the girls in the room. "Well, Axel still hasn't died yet...so…cheers!" She mumbled, taking a sip. As soon as Axel had, she too flipped out and started giggling. Axel and Xion stared square dancing in the back corner.
"Why not join in..?" Roxas questioned himself before taking a few sips himself. The ladies left the barn to do whatever they did. Roxas, Axel, and Xion were dancing, giggling, and acting 'trippy.'
"YOU KNOW—I'M TELLING YOU, NAMINE AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT SOMETIME!" Axel shouted, attempting to ride a cow.
"How do you know we haven't done it!?"
"I'M NOT STUPID!"
"Whateverrrrrrr," Roxas said, jumping onto Xion's back. But, the wheels were turning in Roxas' head.
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"What the hell…?" Axel muttered, sitting up from a spot outside. He was lying on a doorstep in the snow. He was freezing cold. Roxas and Xion were nowhere in sight. Axel stood, wrapping himself up in his coat, which he got from Larxene, and walked around to the other side of the barn. Roxas and Xion were sitting, pouring milk out of bottles.
"Morning."
"What time is it?"
"Don't worry, it's only been two hours," Xion said, pouring more milk out of the bottle.
"What are you two doing?" Axel said, squatting in front of them.
"There's something in this milk."
"That, or its eggnog," Xion added to Roxas' comment. Axel looked confused as hell, and the other two couldn't blame them. Roxas and Xion had just found out themselves what had happened.
"You guys care to explain?" Axel took some bottles himself and followed in suit. Snow was lightly falling from the sky around them. It was twilight and owls could be heard in the distance. The milk flowed elegantly out of the bottles.
"I can't really say," Roxas said, "There was just something in the milk."
"It came right from the cows though." Xion threw in as an extra side note.
"That doesn't flow together right." Axel sighed. Roxas shrugged and the three had a few more groups of bottles. They didn't want anyone else drinking this nasty stuff. They started goofing off, throwing the milk all over each other. Axel tackled Xion into a tickle and Roxas jumped on Axel's back, causing him to fall onto Xion.
"I can't breathe!" Xion yelled, kicking and flailing.
Axel turned over, making Roxas fall off his back. Axel was leaning on his back on Roxas' stomach, laughing his ass off. Xion was smiling, laughing and looking up at the sky.
"You know what else?" Axel said, standing up.
"What?" Xion and Roxas chimed in unison. Axel's sinister grin spread across his face.
"Roxas has yet to get laid by Namine," There was a long silence. Roxas growled and chased Axel into the forest, with Xion following close behind.
"I'm just waiting for the right moment!"
...Eight maids a milking.
Well, this was it.
Messed up milk, huh?
I'M WATCHING HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!!!
GOOD MOVIE!
-Startscribbling12
[starts… umm don't you remember? We watched that movie and we fell asleep out of boredom? Love, chibi]