Twelve Days of Christmas
Friendship: NamineKairi
Rating: T for Trashy and J for Joop

Summary: It's December 21st and Kairi and Namine are having a fun time in a place called Trashy's? Well Kairi is anyway…

P.S. I never thought I'd have to say this but: DISCLAIMER- I do not own the Trashy brand.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true friend gave to me…


The diamonds of the redhead's ring sparkled in the light of the winter sky. She stared at it admiringly.

"Kairi, if you keep staring at that thing you're gonna fall into a hole or something."

"Namine," she sighed in a romantic stupor, "I'm just so happy."

"I know Kai, but today is a girls day. Let's not think about the boys," she shuddered at the thought of what they could be doing. Roxas and Xion had gone to catch up over lunch and a movie and Sora was with Axel and Riku.

"If Axel doesn't murder Sora, I can already imagine the perfect wedding."

"Let's move on from the boys," she yanked her best friend's arm through the parking lot of Radiant Garden mall.

"You're just irritated because you and Roxas haven't gotten freaky yet!" she giggled and pulled her shocking pink gloves.

Namine had her mouth a-gape, "And you and Sora have…?"

"I'm not saying anything," she giggled playfully and skipped through the doors of the mall.

"Kairi!" she chased her friend stopping her, "You didn't!"

"I never said I did!" she coyly smiled skipping into the nearest store. Namine stormed after her but stopped and began blushing madly when she noticed where she was. Trashy's was the biggest lingerie store in Radiant Garden. Bras, panties, costumes were around every corner of this shop. Namine, being the very introverted girl that she was, couldn't help but turn bright red at the sight of Kairi looking at lace underwear.

"K-Kai!" she whispered as she began to back out.

"Oh no! You come here!" she ran behind her friend shoving her into the store, "You need confidence," she pushed, "And to get laid."

"KAIRI!" she choked out, face the color of her friend's hair.

"Now listen, Roxas has been amazing right?" the blonde nodded but couldn't say a word, "So… I think he deserves a gift from you now!" she winked and stood in front of her friend.

"Kai! You and Sora have!?"

"Okay yes, I have, but if you haven't noticed," she flashed her engagement ring.

"He only just proposed! Me and Roxas haven't been dating that long!"

"Just because he proposed doesn't mean we haven't… before," she started a searched through a rack of ruffled, pink bras.

"!" Namine had a look of shock plastered across her face.

"Well you couldn't expect me to be a good girl like you! And me and Sora… I just knew from the moment I met him in high school…" she drifted away in a memory.

"Okay well… just let me leave please," he embarrassment was clear as her face grew a darker shade of red as the minutes in the store passed.

"No! Go try on… this, this, oh I like this, oh yes this too, oh don't forget this!" she piled a multitude of undergarments into the blonde's arms.

"KAI!"

"Get your petite ass in there and put on those panties!" the redhead pushed her into a dressing room. Reluctantly, Namine tried on every article she had been given by her auburn haired counterpart, "Whoa! Nami!" Namine had crept out from behind a curtain wearing a tasteful, yet tantalizing bra and underwear pair that was checkered black and white rimmed with lace.

"Can I please go? I'm done humoring you!" her hands were unsuccessfully trying to cover her lean body.

"You look hot!" she grabbed the other sets of underwear and stepped out, "Roxas soooo owes me!"

"Kairi!"

"Change," her friend aggressively pushed her back into the changing room, "We're buying that, and it's final!" The blonde backed into the dressing room changing quickly and, upon seeing her friend, thrusted the lingerie into her arms.

"Can we go now?"

"Fine," they paid and she pulled her tomato red friend out of the store, "That wasn't so bad was it?"

"I-I guess not," she breathed deeply, "Could've made me do that," she pointed to nine 'Santa' girls, kick lining in the middle of the mall.

"BRILLIANT!" the redhead grabbed her friend's hand and ran to join them, "Let's do this Nami!" she gleefully joined.

"No."

"Come on!"

"No."

"Lame!" she continued kicking to the holiday music, "Well that was entertaining!"

"I'm going home," Namine had a dark clod hanging above her blonde head.

"Don't need to be a party pooper!" she began following her friend who had begun to walk out.

"I called Roxas to pick me up!"

"We still have more places to shop!"

"Bye Kai," she pushed through the door.

"Awww Nami," she grabbed her friend's arm, "I'm sorry, I just wanna see you enjoy yourself for once! Loosen up a little, ya know?"

"Kai…" she wrapped her friend in her arms, "Sora was glad to escape Axel's tirade. He's with Roxas. I wouldn't leave you like that."

"But today was supposed to be a girls day!"

"We'll have a girls day… not tomorrow but… the next day okay? When Roxas and Sora go out shopping for Christmas Eve."

"I ruined our girls day, didn't I?"

"No!" she shrieked as Roxas pulled up and Sora stepped out of the car, "You made it a thousand times better," she said mischievously as she grabbed the Trashy's bag from her auburn friend's hand.

"Oh wow!" she gasped as her friend scurried to the car.

"What babe?"

"Roxas is getting' laid tonight!" she laughed kissing her brunette boyfriend before showing him around her favorite lingerie store for her wedding night gift to him.

Nine ladies dancing.


HAHAHAHAHA I couldn't help but giggle the whole time I wrote this. I feel so inappropriately funny. Haha Just because I'm a fluffy writer doesn't mean I can't have my silly moments! Okay well… now I feel awkward because ummm….

IM SIXTEEN! WOOHOOOI TURNED SIXTEEN AS I FINISHED THIS!!!!!

Yay! chibi

p.s. Solora Goldsun-- I'm sorry I love RokuXion as much as the nect but for this centralized group of one-shots thats not cool because it'd be incest. they're cousins haha. and obviously he and Namine are... yeah...