Twelve Days of Christmas
Brotherly Love…sorta: RoxasSora
Rating: T for TMI!
Summary: It's December 23rd, Sora Is picking Roxas up from a lovely night in jail…. 'nuff said
On the eleventh day of Christmas my brother gave to me…
"Roxas…" Sora shook his head at his ridiculous brother.
"Don't say a word."
"Roxas," he walked beside his brother, throwing the officers weary waves as they left out of the station, "Where did this come from?"
"Sora," he glared at his brother.
"No, don't look at me like that. Where is this old Roxas coming from? Remember, that Roxas didn't have sweet Namine," his brother shot him an icy look, "Is there something wrong?"
"What the hell could've happened to it?" the blonde was muttering to himself, completely blocking out his brother's question.
"What?"
"I can't believe I lost it!"
"What are you talking about Roxas?" Sora took his place in the driver's seat.
"It was so expensive."
"Roxas quit muttering to yourself and tell me what you're talking about."
"UGH!" he shouted, startling his brother, "Sorry… I just… I got Namine something for Christmas and it wasn't with me when I got to the station."
"Which reminds me… Explain," he nodded to the station before pulling out of the spot.
"Axel was pestering me and I attempted assault… or whatever," Roxas began going over in his head where it could've been.
"Not 'Or whatever"! Roxas, you have someone on the line now! Not just yourself."
"You don't think I know this, maybe if he wasn't so nosey I wouldn't have nearly pounded him."
"What did he say that made you… yeah?"
"Something about Namine."
"What did he say?" Sora became protective. Namine was like his sister (regardless if she shot him in unmentionable places) and Kairi's best friend, no one would say a word.
"Just pestering me about… things that have to do with her."
"Roxas come on."
"Fine… it's about how… we…" Roxas muttered something just out of earshot of his brother.
"Huh?"
"Ya know… how we," he twisted his fingers not finishing his sentence.
"Really Roxas, are you like five?"
"SEX! He was making fun of me and Namine having sex."
"Whoa… I didn't think Kairi's trick would work so quickly," he pulled into a spot at a small groceries store and slapped his brother's, "I'm proud of you man! First time! And now you'll get to her after being in prison, looking for someone to fulfill your jailhouse needs."
"Sora, please," he turned to his unruly haired brother giving him a pleading look.
"Okay, I get it. You know what. It's Christmastime! Let's just forget about it! You're lucky that they knew you down at the station. How is Officer Tanaka by the way?"
"She got married, had a baby last year, Daiki, I think."
"Well that's nice. Okay, let's get the food for the party tomorrow and just move on."
"No… I really need that… for Namine."
"What is it?"
"Sora," he flipped off the eleven-flute chorus CD and turned to his brother, "Don't totally flip on me but… you remember when you bought Kairi's ring a few weeks back?" Sora nodded, "There was a ring, a black diamond ring, and I saw everything Namine brought out of me. I… I bought it for her."
"Oh as your final gift, right?" Roxas could tell his brother wasn't exactly catching his drift, "Wait… I thought you were going with- oh hey it's Axel!" he pointed outside the car, where the redhead was leaning against the side of the store smoking.
"That," the blonde was growling as he opened the door and stalked towards the flame-haired man.
"Roxas! Don't you answer your phone?!"
"Why would I answer my phone to the guy who got me sent to jail?!"
"I didn't press charges did I?" he chuckled ad tossed his cigarette to the floor.
"No… but I'm lucky Sora was even able to get me!"
"I would have got you, but I was reassuring Namine that you would be okay in prison. Not that she needed much, since that's practically where you grew up," Roxas fell silent and began to walk away, "What you're not going to attack me? Where's the old Roxas?"
"He left when Namine came into the picture!" he glared angrily at Axel.
"Ha… ha, ha," Axel began chuckling lightly, "Well I'll be fucked… Roku did grow up."
"Yeah, and if you'll excuse me I need to go find someone who isn't stuck in high school," he walked to his brother before Axel shouted:
"Well, if that's how you're gonna be than I can keep this?" he pulled out a black box.
"!" Roxas turned back and ran for the box, but Axel quickly pulled it away.
"What do we say?"
"Axel…" he roared through his teeth.
"Old Roxas doesn't get the ring," he smiled, softening his expression, "Ya know, I was told by this guy I knew- you get through life being polite."
"Please…" he held out his hand, Axel placed the box in his palm.
"That's more like it. I think I've learned something from this," he threw his arm around Roxas and they walked back to Sora.
"What is that Axel?"
"MY ROXAS IS A REAL BOY NOW!" he slapped his blonde friend's back, "So tell me, was it fun?"
"Okay you learned nothing."
"Axel, leave him alone," Sora laughed and locked the car before going into the store.
"Don't act like you don't wanna know! He's your brother. Wouldn't you want to hear about his first real experience?"
"Would you wanna hear about Kairi's?" Sora chuckled.
"Okay, now that's differ- KAIRI'S HAD SEX?"
"Axel weren't you the one making fun of me because you thought my brother's had had more sex than me?" Roxas sniggered at the red-faced man.
"I didn't mean Sora and Kairi had… THAT POOR INNOCENT GIRL!" he grabbed Sora by the shirt, "How could you take my baby cousin's virginity?"
"Calm down Axel."
"Not cool!"
"Dude the stores gonna closes before we get anything! Kairi's gonna kill me!" Sora whined attempting to wriggle free of Axel's
"Fine," he dropped Sora, "We are never, EVER, bringing that up again! Got it memorized?" he tapped their foreheads with his two fingers.
"Okay now that this horrifying experience is over… Groceries anyone?" Roxas smiled cheerily, as he looked at the ring in his hand.
…Eleven Pipers Piping
Okay… Well… now that we're done having the sex talk with Axel…
PARTY WOOHOO!! Next chapter is the party whoop whoop! And whoever said that that would be it…
Oh ho ho!
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