KINGDOM HEARTS I AND II
Zac: Xemnas
Jodie: Axel
Alex: Roxas
Yuri: Sora
Serena: Riku
Ajare: Kairi.
358/2 DAYS
Yuri: Xion
Alex: Axel
Serena: Xemnas
Jodie: Riku
Zac: Saix
Ajare: Roxas
BIRTH BY SLEEP
Serena: Vanitas
Jodie: Terra
Yuri: Eraqus
Ajare: Aqua
Alex: Master Xehanort
Zac: Ven
I PICKED THE NAMES RANDOMLY. XD; From a box and a pencil bag 'cause I couldn't find any hats. I'm sorry to every single one of you (especially Ajare). xDD The game was not rigged or anything... And Ajare ended up having the role of a female twice. I had to rig the 358/2 Day one so he wouldn't be a girl again, sorry, LOL. ... Also, I sorta forced him to be Roxas, because I knew that he and Zac were left, and I didn't want Zac to be Roxas. /ramble
I'll do a Christmas-themed not-chapter next. :I;; And then I'll post a real chapter. xD; I'm sorry; please don't yell at me or anything for this filler.
PARODY TIME
KH I AND II
"My name's Sora!" Yuri yelled out, waving her Keyblade about. "I am the great Keyblade Master of all time! Fear meeee!"
Serena slapped her. "I'm Riku, the most awesome guy ever!" she boasted. "I'm gonna kick your ass, Sora, since you didn't join the dark side, but in reality, I love you! No homo."
"Don't hit Sora!" Ajare exclaimed dramatically. "I love him!"
"I love him more!"
"No, me!"
While those two bickered, Yuri grinned as Zac dragged her away. "Oh, hey! I should kill this guy off, 'cause that's what I do, y'know? I kill all the cool people off!" She wrenched herself away from Zac, and turned swiftly to smack him in the face with the Keyblade. He fell, crying, "You dang Keybearer! I'll defeat you one day!"
"... You're dead," Yuri pointed out after a moment.
"... I have another life."
"... Like a cat, except you have two lives instead of nine?"
"Pretty much, yeah."
"Oh, okay." Yuri stabbed him with the Keyblade again.
"You wench!" Zac shouted as he faded. "Why?! WHYYYYYY?!"
Yuri stared for a moment, before skipping back to Serena and Ajare, Alex trailing after her. "Hi guys!" the raven-haired girl greeted cheerfully. "Guess what? I'm a Nobody!"
Serena glared at Alex. "You should be gone," she said sulkily.
"But I'm not," Alex replied coolly.
"But you should."
"But I'm not."
Ajare frowned. "I don't really have a role, do I? I'm just the annoying girl willing to risk her life to save her One True Love."
Jodie popped out of nowhere. "Pretty much, yeah." She clicked her tongue and pointed her index fingers at Ajare, winking. "You, me, hotel, yes?"
Ajare stared. "What?! No!"
"I thought not," sighed Jodie gloomily, slinking away. "Now to go stalk Roxas..."
358/2 Days
"I'm Roxas," Ajare declared, "and I don't remember anything before showing up in Twilight Town. I used to be an emotionless zombie, but now I'm cool, 'cause that's how I roll. My bee-eff-effs are Axel and Xion, 'cause we're the coolest Cool Whip evaaaah."
Alex and Yuri stared. "You... Sound like a poser valley girl attempting to sound sorta-gangster," Alex said in awe. "I didn't think anyone could actually talk like that."
"I'm a special case?"
"Indeed you are, Roxy," Alex purred, practically rubbing against Ajare. Yuri pried her off, and Alex started skipping away. "Anyway, I must leave for Castle Oblivion! Love you! No homo!"
"Riiiight," Yuri said, rolling her eyes. She turned back to Ajare. "Anyway... Hi, I'm leaving. Got things to do." She walked away, leaving the almost-adult alone.
"... It's times like these where I really need a life," Ajare sighed. Zac suddenly appeared, looking very strict. "You have missions to do," he said, slapping a clipboard onto the younger man's chest. "Get to it, XIII."
Ajare frowned. "... 'Kay."
Birth By Sleep
"WHY AM I AQUA?!" Ajare yelled out, finally fed up with it. "This is my second time being a girl!"
Jodie looked at him with a sleazy smile. "You have the hips for it."
Ajare's face turned red.
Cutting in before anyone got hurt, Zac said uneasily, "Uh, Ajare, are we gonna have to do any gay scenes? I know Ven and Aqua are pretty close, and..."
Serena sighed. "Uh, no."
"Good."
Yuri smirked. "But since you're Ven and Ajare's Aqua, why not do some fan-service...? You know, for the fans," she added hastily as everyone looked at her.
"... Uh, no," Ajare answered after a moment of awkward silence.
"Damn." Yuri looked put out.
"NO. We are NOT going to do it," Zac refused vehemently.
A while later, Zac twitched a bit as he and Ajare posed. How in the world did they persuade us to do this?!
Fin.