Ok now it's Viper/ Mammon. This was a request as well. Me thank you for the reviews so far. ME NO OWN ANYTHING UNLESS MADE BY ME. Enjoy!

Bye-bi Ushishishi~

Viper/Mammon

On the first day of Christmas,

My family gave to me

One ear ring.

(Mu. Levi, Do I look gay or like a girl to you?)

On the second day of Christmas,

My family gave to me

Two fake arms.

(Squalo, I still have my arms under this cloak.)

On the third day of Christmas,

My family gave to me

Three IOUs.

(Give me the money already Bel.)

On the fourth day of Christmas,

My family gave to me

Four road kills.

(Maybe I can pawn these but then bossu would kill me.)

On the fifth day of Christmas,

My family gave to me

Five sunglasses.

(Lussuria, I always have a hood on.)

On the sixth day of Christmas,

My family gave to me

Six tridents.

(...It's an Illusion. I thought the tops were worth something. Mu.)

On the seventh day of Christmas,

My family gave to me

Seven dolls.

(*vein pops out* Baseball boy is going to die.)

On the eighth day of Christmas.

My family gave to me

Eight skulls.

(Why would I want these?)

On the ninth day of Christmas,

My family gave to me,

Nine ¥1,000 bills.

(I thank you, Bucking Horse Dino.)

On the tenth day of Christmas,

My family gave to me

Ten Guns.

(Reborn, This is what YOU want for Christmas.)

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

My family gave to me

Eleven Boxing Outfit.

(… Lussuria's next door.)

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My family gave to me

Twelve packs of sunflower seeds.

(Do I look like that pet bird of yours?)

A/N: Hibari and me think you look like a cute animal.

How was it?

I'm still taking requests!.

I think this was better than Fon.

Please request and review~

Bye-bi Ushishishi~