Chapter two: The Hapii era

Knownangel: welcome to chapter 2 of the Vampire Alice

Foreign girl: *busts onto stage with a flourish of silks and satins (all white and cream of course)* OooOOooOOooHHH!! NEW CHAPPY! *bouncing up and down*

Knownangel: *anger mark* what. . . are YOU doing HERE?!

Foreign girl: To make an announcement!

Knownangel: *anger mark throbs* just get OUT!!!

Foreign girl: *teary eyes* but. . but. . . OH YOU BAKA YOU! I hate you, why are you so mean?

Knownangel: You came here, unannounced, uninvited, unappreciated and duMpED YOURSELF RIGHT INTO MY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Foreign girl: oooooh, thats right. Well thats why I'm here to make the announcement!

Knownangel: *through gritted teeth* just get on with it.

Foreign girl: Known angel does not own Gakuen alice, just the story line and some of the characters- BUT NOT ME! Cuz I am my own person and I belong to no one an-

*WHAM!!*

Knownangel: *holding a jibbering semi-conscious foreign girl by the scruff of the neck over a tank of hungry sharks* Sorry about that, she's a little troublesome at the best of times.

Foreign girl: *blubbering incoherently*

Known angel: *drops Foreign girl into tank*

*curtain drops over scene, loud growls, munching and screams are heard. Followed by a whine and loud crunching. Curtain opens*

Foreign girl: *sitting with a massive stomach surrounded by bones and picking her teeth with a rib. Chucks rib away* Ahhhhhhh! THAT was gooooooood. NIGHTY NIGHT! *Falls to the ground unconscious and snoring loudly*

*Everyone sweat drops*

Knownangel: THAT never happened period. Anyone for sushi? Now on with the story!


Twas an overcast day at gakuen Alice, and the time had come for Foreign girl to be introduced to her class mates.

"I wonder how the others will react to her, she is very. . . Um," said Mikan conversationally.

"Don't worry," said Rosario, "I. . . talked to her about her. . . behaviour."

She looked away inconspicuously and muttered, "more like yelled."

"Hmm, she seems like a nice girl though. Maybe Foreign girl will get along with everyone," commented Ruka.

Rosario's eyebrow twitched, "Foreign. . . girl?" she whispered incredulously.

"Good Morning Class!"

Once again, Narumi sensei's good mood could not be tampered with, as he glided into the class bringing the smell of wild roses into the room.

Everyone sweat dropped.

"Now I have a very special surprise for you this morning. We have a new student, and I'm sure you're all very excited to meet her. Her extended name is quite long, so she just wants us to call her umm. . . HAPII!"

Everyone sweat dropped BIG!

And then a small timid blonde haired girl drifted into the room with her face down, some of the boys snickered while others tried to move to see her face.

"Say hello to everyone Hapii!" exclaimed Narumi sensei brightly.

Ever so slowly, the girl lifted her face, and then opened her eyes.

Everyone gasped as they met the full force of Hapii's electric blue eyes; so beautiful, they reminded everyone of their loved ones and the calm blue ocean that sparkled like glittering diamonds.

There was a smacking sound, and the spell was broken, and everyone breathed out and turned to see that Rosario had smacked her forehead, her shoulders shaking with barely contained laughter.

Hapii's eyes drifted to the back of the class where Rosario was sitting, and like the sun had come out her eyes sparkled even more with absolute joyous happiness.

She made a move to rush over to Rosario. Immediately, Rosario lifted her head and glared with an unspoken promise of pain and suffering.

"Oh, right," said Hapii quietly.

And then she smile gently, "Hello class, I hope we can be good friends."

Rosario rolled her eyes.

"Fantastic, now there is only one spot left Hapii, and that's next to KoKo san over there, go sit down like a good girl and since we have a new student, it's a free period, treat her well. Ta ta!!!"

"NOOO!!!" screamed the replacement teacher, tears running down his face.

Narumi gently brushes him off then leaves with a skip.

Hapii sat down next to Koko, and he gasped, his face whipping around to stare horrified at her. His eyes dulled and his face turned into an ash colour, his mouth slightly agape.

Hapii winced and Rosario froze, and then Hapii turned around and stared at him. Swaying gently like a snake, she locked gazes with him and he too started swaying.

Everyone stared

Rosario cleared her throat meaningfully, Hapii blinked and looked away and Koko sighed.

Then he blinked too, "Hey, why can't I read your mind?"

Everyone was shocked. "WHAT?"

Hapii searched her mind for a plausible excuse.

"Ever heard of a mind barrier?'

Once again everyone whipped around to stare as Rosario. This time she was reclining in her chair arms behind her head and feet on the table.

"Huh?"

Rosario sighed.

"Honestly, you would think you guys weren't out of elementary yet. A mind barrier is a mental barrier that can stop others from reading and controlling your mind you nit wits.'

"How do we know what you say is true?" questioned Permy standing on her table with her hands on her hips.

Rosario sighed again and propped herself into a proper sitting position.

"Ask Koko," she answered stretching before unfolding herself from her seat, 'he'll tell you all you need to know. Hapii . . . Come!"

Rosario gestured to the hallway

"Aw," whined Hapii.

Koko grabbed her arm before she could go, "Wait, your mind is like. . . A puzzle, you've put mazes into your barrier. You must be very strong to do that. But I am getting. . . flickers of images in and out of focus but I just can't see them!"

Hapii grinned

"That's what's meant to happen silly, wouldn't want you knowing everything on the first day now would we? Have fun!"

And she exited with a little wiggle of her finger tips, into the corridor where a glowering Rosario waited.

And then proceeded a yelling match in a weird language, it change from Spanish, to German, to Italian to Greek to Hebrew to Latin to Afrikanis (not that anyone could tell) to French to bogan slang and maybe English; it was hard to tell; and back to Spanish where the cycle began again. (GASP) All in the blink of an eye.

And then a dejected looking Hapii walked back into the room and sat down, Koko screwing his face up trying to break through the barrier.

Rosario followed soon after looking very, VERY annoyed.