First Blood And Then Some
Sookie's POV
I began lifting my shirt over my head trying not to mess my hair, I still had to meet my new boss and I wanted to look my best. I already had the job but still. I had quickly gulped my drink down when Pam asked me to come back to try the shirts, so I was already feeling a slight buzz. I was no where near drunk or anything but I am pretty sure that was a double gin even though Pam would deny it. I guess you could say that I had a slight glow on is all.
I actually flung my shirt at my new bosses chair like I was about to do a strip tease, I let out a small laugh thinking what he would say if he were here.
"Uh hum…may I help you my dear one, as much as I it is quite intriguing to find a half naked beautiful flower as yourself in my office I still must ask."
"I, oh I'm sorry Pam sent me…"
"Ah…very well then."
Oh gosh…what the heck. He was at me in a split second with his hands at my shoulders and…what? Sniffing me! Oh my, I think my heart will beat right out of my chest any second, I can't breath. He's kissing my neck oh crap, pleasedon'tbitpleasedon'tbite! My stomach, feels as though there are a million butterflies floating around. Is that his tongue, oh no hand on my ass. Crapcrapcrap.
"Ah, I um…" OMG…I can't speak a coherent word to save my own ass!
Oh boy, tongue in my cleavage oh shit my shirt way over on his chair! Why am standing here with my hands glued to my sides. Someone please help me…ah Pam. Oh gee, how can this possibly be arousing me especially when I'm scared to death . Oh those beautiful blue eyes I can't drop his gaze. Look away Sookie, Look away!
"Your as pure as the driven snow…what is my Pam after now?" He murmured something, made no sense to me but hey. "What did I do for my little Pam to give me such a gift as you, I am surprised she didn't keep you for herself!"
Oh no hands almost up skirt…open your fucken mouth idiot!
"Ah…M Mr NNNorthman, I I am no gift sir, I am a waitress and a waitress only." My voice shook violently, and I could barely catch my breath. My stomach is in knots…please don't be sick Sook, come on breath. "I am sso sorry sir."
Eric's POV
Ah…interesting Pam has hired us a virgin barmaid, what was she thinking every vamp will go crazy for her. She's beautiful, sexy, alluring and shapely…I let out what is probably the loudest roar of laughter that I have in ages. She must think I am mad, touching her, calling her my gift and thundering laughter, poor thing looks like she's wishing she could just disappear.
"I do apologize, Ms Stackhouse I presume?"
Sookie's POV
He says this so casually as if he hadn't just kissed, licked, felt up his new wait staff and walks towards his desk. He picks up my shirt, eyeballs it, inhales deeply as though savouring a delectable bottle of wine. He turns back towards me bringing my shirt with him, oh god he is sniffing me again…what is with these vamps don't they know it's rude to sniff at people!
"Miss Stackhouse, I must ask you put yourself back to rights. I believe it may be inappropriate for you to become acquainted with your new employer while standing here in lingerie, we're not running a strip club I'll have you know"
Great…he's mocking me now
"Here you may want to put this back on, and you may close your mouth now. I was just joking with that last statement. By the way you are wearing my favourite color…"
"Oh that's original…"
His brows furrow I can tell he's somewhat confused by my statement " I am sorry ?" He says I know he's asking me to explain myself.
"Vampires, cranberry, red…you know the color of blood." Did I just say that!
"I am so sorry, I just…I am so embarrassed!"
"No need to be you are an attractive woman and as much as I do enjoy admiring your breasts, you may still want to put your top back on unless you have other plans for me!"
"Oh gosh, no. Please forgive me, I have no idea what is wrong with me."
I slip my shirt back over my head, and as I lift my head he is now standing directly in front. He has captured my eyes again, I feel pressure around my head. I am a feeling slightly dizzy, I am heating up. My lady parts are throbbing like crazy…oh god oh god. Then nothing…he looks confused, oh crap, did he just try to glamour me? Pam had told Amelia about some of their skills during one of their nights together.
"Mr. Northman, sir. Why would you want to glamour me?"
"Pardon me?"
"You heard me, I have done nothing wrong except somehow become a pawn in what appears to be one of your and Pam's little games!
"You misunderstand my dear…I was simply going to make it so you would not have to remember this unfortunate incident, to spare you embarrassment. This was certainly no game of mine, I do not make a habit of torturing myself with half naked virgins with blood that smells as sweet and pure as your own pumping through their veins."
"oh" very intelligent Sookie 'oh' brilliant, wait did he just say virgin? "Are you kidding me…did you just say virgin?"
"you can not hide it my dear, not from any vampire" his hand snakes out towards my face and he lifts my chin with 2 of his fingers . "3 things my dear, 1) You have the most beautiful breasts I have ever seen. 2)I can smell not only how pure you are but how aroused you are. And 3)Welcome to Fangtasia, what a treat you will be!"
Oh sweet jesus…just take me now! Thank goodness I will have little to do with this man.
"Well thank you sir, it has been a pleasure to meet you. I look forward to working for you. Have a wonderful evening Mr. Northman. Good bye."
That's how I came to meet my new boss. I am sure I will never be able to look him in the face again.
I made a bee line for Pam, and she saw me coming alright.
"Pam, how could you? I can never look at him again!"
"Oh come on my darling, of course you will. You seen him, no one can keep their eyes off of him."
"oh I will, no problem! Not only did my new employer meet me for the first time standing in his office waiting for him in my bra thinking I was some pure virgin queen being delivered to him by his ever so faithful child. I think he also alluded to me that I may want to work at a strip club, made comments about my breasts and smelling my arousal…"
"Ah Sookie…" Pam, bless her dead heart tried to stop me, but I wasn't having any of it!
"I'm not done Pam, that's not all. He also kissed me, licked me, kept smelling me, felt me up, and do you wanna hear the worst part?!" I didn't wait for an answer of course. "Now I don't know cause I have never had this done to me before, but I will swear before my god that that man just mind fucked me somehow in that office. I was a quivering mess I was seconds, Pam seconds away from having an orgasm and he wasn't even touching me at that point! What the…."
"Sookie, my orgasmic little queen you left your purse on my desk." I could feel the leer on Eric's face through his voice.
"Pam…I am going to the bathroom can you get my purse for me?"
I turned and walked away my head held high. I'll get over it I know Pam likes her fun…and I just happened to take the brunt of it myself. I'll have to think long and hard about a way to get back at her. Eric on the other hand was not quite done. As he passed me on my way back from the ladies room he slipped something soft in my hand and leaned into my ear.
"Sookie, my dear. I do not wish to see you uncomfortable for the remainder of the evening, some dry panties, compliments of Fangtasia!"
I stood stock still for about 2 seconds as Eric headed out to grace the vermin with his presence. Ok the only way I am walking away from this with my pride in check is simply by joining in the game. I rushed back to the bathroom to put my new black panties on 'Fangtasia the bar with a bite' across the goes nothing, I am sure I will regret this sooner or later. Most probably sooner. I headed to the bar for another double gin, more then happy that I had managed to down the one Pam had sitting at the bar for me when I returned from Eric's office. I looked at Amelia and gestured to the front of my skirt I know Pam peaked from the corner of her eye of course…I didn't care at this point. I slid the front of my skirt up so Amelia could quickly see my fangtasia panties.
"Compliments of Fangtasia, so I may enjoy my evening in dry panties."
"huh" Was all she said, as her breath caught in her throat. Of course they were both smiling from ear to ear. Long Shadow passed me my double gin and tonic and I excused myself.
"Excuse me ladies, just a little business to take care of I'll be back shortly maybe we'll sing hey Amelia?"
"Oh Sookie, honey" Pam replied. " I am afraid you may be biting off more then you can chew at the moment."
"Well Pam maybe you should have thought about that before you threw me in front of the train! You just remember whatever the outcome, this is your doing." She just smirked at me of course.
I have no idea what I meant by that maybe I meant that if I keep playing back Eric will no longer be having fun and then Pam will pay the piper, not me. Eric was actually allowing a fangbanger to grace his presence at his table. Not that she was sitting but he hadn't shooed her away like the stories Pam likes to tell. I took one last look over my shoulder to see Amelia and Pam eyeing me intently, smiles galore and of course Pam and her extra sensitive vamp hearing was certainly listening as well.
As I approached the table, I could see that Eric was a little surprised to see me. He had a curious look in his eyes, and just as he went to dismiss the fangbanger with a flick of my wrist I did it for him.
"Go" I said remembering how silly I think it sounds whenever Pam refers to Eric as Master. "The Master is busy at the moment" She turned and walked away and Eric just looked at me with his mouth hanging open. Ok 1 point for Sookie. At least I was getting there.
"I'm sorry that wasn't your meal for the evening was it?" I knew it wasn't, you didn't have to know Eric to know that he wouldn't touch that but that was point number 2 for Sookie."Still catching flies I see, close your mouth Eric it's not very attractive to sit there looking like you intend to take a big old girkin in your mouth!" Snap…point 3!
I could see Pam on the verge of catching flies herself. She couldn't believe what was coming out of my mouth, Well wait till she hears the closing act…if it were possible she'd piss her pants! As I slipped in the booth next to Eric, I just sat quietly for a moment. Savouring my drink watching him watch me. I had slipped my damp panties I had been wearing in his office when he mind fucked me or whatever he did, out of my purse. I picked up my gin still half full and gulped it down. I turned to Eric and placed my panties in his hand and squeezed tight and leaned into his ear and whispered.
"Thanks for the dry panties Fangtasia, don't forget to savour the bouquet every chance you get. It's such a shame you'll never get to sample a gift so precious as a 25 year old virgin as pure as the day I entered this world! As pure as the driven snow"
I had leaned in a little too close and accidently swiped my lips gently across his ear. I rubbed my breasts along his arm for good measure. As I slid from the booth leaving Eric in a state of what I can only guess at being shock, I glanced down and he was sporting the largest freaken hard on I've ever seen. I swallowed hard as I headed for the bar.
"What did you say, you must tell me. I have never seen my master with that look on his face ever, you might very well be in some serious trouble my little virgin queen!"
"Pam, stop calling me that. Although I did remind your master of the same thing." I said this as I winked at her.
"I can't believe you dismissed his fangbanger.' Amelia laughed
"Tell me Sookie please, please!" Pam begged
"Oh alright, I simply said Thanks for the dry panties Fangtasia, don't forget to savour the bouquet every chance you get. It's such a shame you'll never get to sample a gift so precious as a 25 year old virgin as pure as the day I entered this world! As pure as the driven snow and I pressed my old panties into his hand" There was an audible gasp from both Pam and Amelia.
"Your in so much trouble Sookie, there is nothing I can do to help you now!" Even though she was laughing I suddenly realized just how deep I may have dug my own hole. He's a vampire for pete's sake Sookie!
***Again these characters are owned by Charlaine Harris, and are only ours to borrow at times***