Isolation of the Insane Imp

Knownangel: . . . and the princess kissed the frog, resulting in world devastation and destruction, and the princess and her newly founded prisoner prince servant ruled the world for eternity with fear and chaos. The End *sigh* I love that story. ^ ^

*Everyone sits ridged in their seats, with looks of absolute horror*

Ruka: I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Mikan: I think I'm going to be sick.

Hotaru: . . . Eh, wasn't too bad.

Natsume: *silence*

Foreign Girl: *whimpers, tears cascading down her face in mighty waterfalls* THAT'S SOOOO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!! Poor lil' fwoggy pwince! *turns to Ruka* Maybe, you could give me a hug, to make me feel better?

*Everyone turns deathly pale and ages ten years, except for Ruka, who ages twenty. And Knownangel, who was forever her impassive self*

Foreign Girl: Awww *whimper* T.T

Knownangel: *looks up from book* by the way, as you might have guessed, I do NOT OWN gakuen alice, only the story line and some of the characters-

Foreign Girl: oh but NOT me cause I belong to no man!

Knownangel: only a woman

Foreign girl: HEY! She came on me, and I had a bit too much to drink!

Knownangel: then why do you keep a picture of her on the window sill each night?

Foreign Girl: umm… I can't not accept a present can I? *laughs nervously*

Knownangel: you do realize you're also underage, so why were you drinking in the first place?

*Foreign Girl and Knownangel get into a huge argument, where it became apparent Knownangel was going to win hands down*

Ruka: *sweat dropped* Ummm, Knownangel does not own Gakuen Alice, only the story line and some of the characters.

*Foreign Girl and Knownangel whip around angrily* urusai!!!(shuddap!)((Shut up))


It is the first class of the day, which really didn't account for much because the substitute teacher was filling in for the forever absent Narumi sensei.

Most students were chattering about, but the newest addition to the class sat by herself, with her hands folded neatly in her lap. However, yet again, someone had to speak up for no apparent reason.

"Why did you do that to Koko-san? You have some nerve doing that on your first day here newbie!" hurled an unknown student. This was followed by a chorus of "Yeahs!" and jeers.

Permy stood up on a table once again and pointed an accusing finger at the silent Hapii.

"Who do you think you are, you deny having the mind controlling alice, but you won't tell us your true alice. If you ask me, you're just a suspicious lying fraud!"

The class cheered and continued hurling abusive insults at the girl. Unlike last time, Rosario didn't come to her defense, instead she smirked.

"Speak up brat! You'll offend the great Natsume-sama and the Fantastic Ruka-sama!"

This followed by a particularly loud roar of approval from the fan members of the said people.

"I have nothing to say, neither offensive nor otherwise." Hapii, said quietly, breaking her vow of silence.

Permy leapt down from her desk and slapped Hapii on the cheek, hard.

Rosario's eyes narrowed slightly at the sound of the slap.

"Not so smug now are we?" taunted Permy triumphantly.

"Stop!" whispered Koko, "Please don't, Sumire, she didn't do anything."

"NO?! She hypnotized you, making you her minion and making you think otherwise. She is the lowest of the low! Just you wait and see, she isn't who she claims to be!" screeched Permy.

"I am not an imposter, I'm just Hapii."

"Oh really, Narumi said that that wasn't your real name, so what is it? Hmm, we're waiting"

Hapii glared at Permy, a trickle of menace crept into her voice, "My name, since you insist oh patient understanding one, is," she took a deep breath and spoke very quickly, "hyper-activeproblematicinsaneimp! I conjugated it to Hapii, do NOT call me an imposter, it is the name I gave to myself when I was being raised in my cage by-"

Hapii slammed her hands over her mouth and darted a look at Rosario.

The whole class bubbled over each other with proclaims such as, "A cage! NO! Impossible! By who? Why did you give yourself such a long name" etc etc.

Permy snarled, 'Lies! You just want all the attention don't you?'

Hapii visibly retreated into herself and bit her lip.

"Not so smart now eh?" Permy kicked the leg of Hapii's chair and she went sprawling onto the floor. "Why don't you just tell the truth! You control minds don't you?!"

Unseen by everyone except Rosario, the slightest change took place over Hapii; her balled fists failed to hide her slowly lengthening nails, her posture became catlike and the pupils of her eyes became slits.

Koko moved in front of the sprawled Hapii and used his body to shield her, for once his face unsmiling. Permy looked taken aback and slightly hurt.

"You would choose this girl, whom you've hardly known for twenty-four hours, over me?"

Koko's face scrunched up in pain and indecision, and he chose his next words very carefully.

"No. . . I mean yes, no! I just find her . . . fascinating, she is so hard to read and so elusive. I just want to know more about her."

(A/N completely disregard any similarities between this scene and Twilight. . . please, it's just the way it turned out :S)

The class looked between the very easily read Hapii, who was very obviously shocked, and the time bomb Permy. (A/N who would you choose? XD)

"You . . . actually choose that poser . . . over me?" Permy said, her voice cracking a little.

Looking over her shoulder, she notices the shocked classroom for the first time, and being her, she didn't want to look defeated.

"You. . . you little b*tch! You're going to pay for making Koko your minion." Permy prepared to kick Hapii but was interrupted by a single person's applause.

'Well done, VERY impressive. The drama, the tension, the pain and suffering, oh and the rejectedness, oh, I couldn't get enough of the rejectedness.' interrupted Rosario

Silence

Crickets chirped

A cool wind blew

And, ever so slowly, everyone turned to see Permy's reaction. It was like her face was in deep freeze; her skin as white as snow, her eyes unmoving and her whole body ridged to the core.

And then . . . the time bomb exploded; all colour (and not all healthy) rushed to her face, her hands shook (A/N haa haa, Twilight reference again XD XD XD) and finally, the classroom disintegrated under her fury (metaphorically of course).

Not going to go through the action in between, but let's just say that when she finally stormed out of the room, everyone was cowering under their desks, Koko still shielding Hapii.

It was the silence after the storm.

And then, for no apparent reason once again, someone had to ask, "Rosario, isn't Hapii your friend, you helped her before."

Rosario smiled icily; a blanket of dark aura enveloped her being.

'I don't have friends. Only people to that I can use to my advantage and the odd…idiot apprentice. Which of course can never measure up to my standards.'

Silence was the main theme music today

Every single person in the classroom thought only one unspoken word: "Evil"

"Oh snap," said Hapii.


Hapii: Another chapter has come to an end, and now I'm really in trouble with the Permster. Now we are having a little debate, and we want. . . no NEED your opinion.

Who has your sympathies, Hapii or Permy, and why? Did Koko do the right thing? So please R&R because there will be an omake soon.

Knownangel: *twitch* Who gave YOU permission to speak in my area?!

Hapii: Oh snap.

*lots of banging and tearing sounds, which result in Hapii and Knownangel falling asleep next to each other in exhaustion*

Ruka: Ummm. . . The next chapter will be coming soon *looks at the sleeping bodies* hopefully.