On Facebook, change your profile picture to your favorite Pokemon, Pokemon fans. It's a current event.

The fact that no one has reviewed isn't fazing me. I know people are reading this thanks to the Traffic stuff.

I slipped on the ice. That stinks.

The beginning of this was supposed to be in the first chapter, I think. Oh well. This takes place on Veterans Day

Nightpaw31 came out of the portal first. "Where are we?"

"Hey, it's Spottedpaw13 profile!" Stripepaw exclaimed.

Nightpaw31 looked around. The picture, every word....yes, they were on Spottedpaw13's profile!

"We're in the internet?" Lavapaw seemed confused.

Stripepaw shrugged. "Hey, there's something about us here!"

Lavapaw and Nightpaw31 rushed over to see.

"Stories Not Working on for Strange Reasons: Polar Opposites (Team Opposite can't be found)," Stripepaw read out loud. "But we're right here!"

Lavapaw bounced up and down. "I want to see this story about us!"

A portal appeared and sucked them into the story name.

"It was a trap, you idiot!" Nightpaw31 spat.

"Nice trick!" Spottedpaw told Spottedpaw13.

"It's not a trick, it's a trap!" Spottedpaw13 sighed. "Learn the right word, or I won't teach you how to play Yu-Gi-Oh anymore."

"Okay."

What's that? You thought they were talking about Team Opposite being sucked into that portal? No, Spottedpaw13 is teaching Spottedpaw how to play Yu-Gi-Oh at the Den of Author.

"Alright," Spottedpaw13 began to explain. "I play Monster Reborn, which-"

"Nice magic card!" Spottedpaw commented.

"IT'S A SPELL CARD, NOT A MAGIC CARD!" Spottedpaw13 spat. "I QUIT!"

"You...quit teaching me?"

"NO!" Spottedpaw13 growled. "I quit writing! You cats are annoying!" With that the Author went off to collect some things before she left.

"You can't just quit!" Spottedpaw protested.

"No, but I can take a vacation,'' Spottedpaw13 grinned. "Fooled you! Vacation time!" And with that the yellow she-cat disappeared to go on vacation.

"You're stealing way too much plot, you know!" Spottedpaw yowled.

Nightpaw31 looked around. "Where are we?"

"Could...this possible be Toys 'R Us?" Lavapaw asked.

Stripepaw let out an evil cackle. "Spottedpaw13 is supposed to come here today to get an Arceus for her Pokemon game! We can ambush her when she comes!"

"Wonderful plan," Nightpaw31 admitted. "But what are we going to do until then?"

"Hang out?" Stripepaw suggested.

"This is why you are a genius." Nightpaw31 grinned.

That was when Firestar appeared.

"What are you doing here?" Lavapaw asked.

"That's what I'd like to know about you," Firestar growled.

"Umm......" Nightpaw31 seemed at a loss for words.

"You're here to ambush Spottedpaw13 when she comes for her Arceus, aren't you?" Firestar demanded.

Lavapaw nodded.

"Gr," Firestar growled. "I'll have to warn her."

"NO YOU WON'T!" Nightpaw31 hissed. The black she-cat teleported him back to ThunderClan.

"You have Author Powers?" Stripepaw gasped.

"Well, I am the opposite of Spottedpaw13," Nightpaw31 told her.

Several hours later, Spottedpaw13 didn't show up.

"Maybe we should go to the Den of Author," Stripepaw suggested.

"Good idea," Nightpaw31 told her, and she teleported the three cats just outside the Den of Author.

I know this chapter is short too, but it pretty much is the same thing as the chapter I wrote on paper was.

I'm almost caught up with that. It's about time.

The reason this takes place on Veteran's Day is because Nintendo had a Pokemon event at Toys 'R Us. You could get a level 100 Arceus (a legendary Pokemon, I've been told it's the current strongest Pokemon) that knows Judgement (a move only Arceus can learn), Roar of Time (A move only Dialga, another legendary Pokemon, could learn), Shadow Force (A move only Giratina, another legendary Pokemon, could learn) and that one Dragon type move that only Palkia, a fourth legendary Pokemon, could learn. I did get one, and I planned on going on Veteran's Day. However, my mom took me up the day before, so that's why Spottedpaw13 didn't show up.

The plot is finally starting to start up! Hip hip hooray!

~Spottedpaw13~

P.S. Evil Council Members, visit the Forum! We need to get moving!