Emmett's POV

The girls had done good. Really good. Deciding on a form of payback was definitely going to be tough.

I walked around the house, thinking. What exactly was something the girls wouldn't expect? And do I really what to include Rosie in it? God, what would happen to me if she got mad? What would happen to my sex life? Nothing, nada, zip. It would definitely be non-existent. That was something to consider when planning this out.

Glue on the toilet seat? Na, already done that.

Ketchup? No, too 12-year-old.

Missing clothes? That would only work the best on Alice.

Makeup? God, no! Rosie would kill me!

I was completely out of ideas. I've done all of the classics a million times. I've overused my specialties.

I was going to need another mind to throw ideas around with.

Carlisle? No.

Esme? Heck, no.

Would Edward help? I guess it's worth a try.

I headed towards the front door to check if his car was outside. Yes, he was here.

Thankfully, Bella's truck was gone. The girls must have all went to here place.

"Edward!" I yelled. I knew he could hear me even if I had whispered, but it just wasn't as fun.

"Yes, Emmett?" Edward came down the stairs, with that irritated look on his face.

"Well hello there, lil' bro! Long time to see!" I smiled broadly.

"Emmett, I just saw you this morning, remember? You ran down the hall stark naked."

My smile grew even wider. "The girls introduced me to a great new way of life! I'm really enjoying myself with it!"

He rolled his eyes. "Well don't get any bright ideas, Arthur Albrow. We're not starting a nudist colony."

"Who's eyebrows?" I asked, confused.

"Arthur Albrow!"

"Oh, what are we talking about this eyebrows for?" I said, still confused.

Edward got that aggravated look on his face again. "Nevermind, Emmett, nevermind."

I shrugged my shoulders. "Anyway, I got a proposition for you!" that devious, wonderful grin of mine gracing my face again.

"And what's in it for me?" he said, giving me a humored look.

I thought about that. "Nothing, I guess. I just need your help."

"Then how is it a proposition?" he asked.

"Heck if I know!"

"Then why did you say you had a proposition for me?"

"It sounded good, okay? Geesh! Anyway I need your help!" I said, getting back on track.

"If this has anything to do with the prank the girls pulled on you, don't even ask. You should know I won't have anything to do with it." Edward said, grabbing his keys from the end table as he headed towards the door.

"Come on, Edward! I GOT to get them back! My manhood is at stake here!" I pleaded.

"Emmett, you lost your manhood the minute you walked out the door that day." Edward said, walking outside and closing the door behind him.