I had to go clothes shopping today. And of course I hate clothes shopping.

Claimer: I do own my lame prophecies. Yes, they are lame.

Stripepaw knocked on the door to Lavapaw's lair. "Lavapaw, you better answer!"

"Umm..." Lavapaw opened the door. "What is it?"

"I'm bored. Those cats are never going to get out, nothing will ever happen. Besides, Nightpaw31 left out something obvious anyway. Can I stay in here until I'm bored again?"

"Umm..." Lavapaw shrugged. "Why not? Come on in."

Stripepaw smiled and entered Lavapaw's lair, shutting the door behind her.

Spottedpaw13 smiled.

"All right, Spottedpaw13, you're the video game expert here. What do we do now?" Cinderpaw growled.

"Impatient. You truly are my bad side, aren't you?" Spottedpaw13 grinned. "Follow me."

The Author led the other three cats to a door with a star on it, not 20 steps from the room with the red, green, and yellow doors. "We go in there to the 'first Bowser fight', which is one of the members of Team Opposite."

Firefrost stepped up to the door. "Open says-a-me!"*

"......Dude. Seriously? You need 3 stars to open this door. Baka!" a voice from somewhere told them.

Firefrost and Cinderpaw glared at Spottedpaw13.

"Okay....we need stars," Spottedpaw13 shrugged.

Suddenly Yoshin appeared yet again. "Isn't this obvious? Oh well. The door lies, you need but one. Only one pure of heart. This is determined at one. The three are determined at wind, river, and shadow. No, we won't tell you more until we come up with a new prophecy. You guys really need to use your brains, but I need to give you some of that information anyway."

"Well, where do we go?" Spottedpaw asked before Firefrost could tear Yoshin limb from limb.

"'This is determined at one. The three are determined at wind, river, and shadow,''' Yoshin repeated, then ran off in some random direction, hopefully out of the story forever.

"Video game expert?" Firefrost hissed. "Where do we go?"

Spttedpaw13 sighed. "Come with me." The yellow she-cat led them down some stairs, up some stairs, and to a room with a star on it.

"Open says-a-me!" Firefrost commanded. Nothing happened. Spottedpaw13 rolled her eyes and opened the door.

A blinding light flashed in their eyes.

Cinderpaw, Firefrost, Spottedpaw, and Spottedpaw13 stepped out of the light, into a room with tiled floors.

"Nightpaw31, how many more video games are you going to rip off?" Spottedpaw13 shouted.

"What is it?" Spottedpaw mewed quietly.

"The Challenge of Wind, from Pokemon Ranger," Spottedpaw13 replied grimly. "The easiest challenge, but the end is difficult. Hopefully that much is different. Anyway, there's this path with wind blowing, and we have to make it to the end of the path without falling off."

Spottedpaw shivered. "What if we fall off?"

"We land on our tailbone, then get up and start again," Spottedpaw13 muttered. "Come on!"

The four cats stepped into the next room, and immediately screamed.

''Is the wind SUPPOSED to be this strong?" Cinderpaw yowled.

"It's...a little stronger than usual, but we can make it!" Spottedpaw13 replied loudly. "Come on!"

Spottedpaw13 led the other three cats through the wind, until they finally made it to the end.

"Finally," Spottedpaw sighed as she stepped into the next door. The others followed her.

A blinding light surrounded Spottedpaw. "Wha?"

"Only one pure of heart..." a voice murmured. "One pure of heart, we recognize you. Follow your destiny."

The light vanished.

"What happened?" Firefrost demanded, glaring at Spottedpaw13.

"Look, I'm not in charge right now," Spottedpaw13 hissed. "I don't know. It just seems that the prophecy was about Spottedpaw, and she's what will get us unto the red door.

"Then let's go!" Cinderpaw growled. As she spoke, something teleported them back to the Den of Sky.

"Let's go," Cinderpaw repeated, and led the way to the red door with the yellow star...

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~Spottedpaw13~