This is the song that never ends! It just goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they will keep on singing it just because: This is-
YOUR FACE!
Anyway, at some point there will be a reference to The Origin of the Two Cat. I have its last chapter up in the Book of Random Stories, go read it. It's as lame as Yoshin's prophecies. Yes, Yoshin is annoying and yet evil in his annoyingness. HA!
*(from last chapter) You know Open Sesame? Say it out loud. There you go.
Disclaimer: You already know most of the stuff I don't own, or at least I hope, but I do NOT own Yugioh the Abridged Series! Yes, I made a reference, but I just watched like 100 things related to it on Youtube.

You have a star! You can now open more rooms-

"YOUR FACE!" Spottedpaw13 spat as she led her companions to the red door with a star on it. "Ha, I now have a theme song."

"Can we hear it?" Spottedpaw asked.

"Maybe, if the moment comes, which it will, so later, yes," Spottedpaw13 muttered grimly. "Okay, stupid door, we have one. Open, please."

"Fool!" a voice cackled. "You need more than one! BAKA!"

"Okay, someone here is a liar and I think it's name is Yoshin," Firefrost hissed.

Yoshin appeared out of nowhere. "There has been an error. Striped lava is in this room, but you do not need it. Get the three and head to the top. That is all until we make up something else for you to do."

"Finally, a useful prophecy," Cinderpaw muttered. "I guess next is river or something, right? Now what room do we go to, Spottedpaw13?"

"I'm controlling your brain," Spottedpaw13 cackled.

"...What?" Cinderpaw gave her a weird look.

"Mind slave!"

"Look, Sa-"

"DON'T CALL ME BY MY NICKNAME BASED ON MY REAL NAME! I've already let out my similarities to Sam on iCarly," Spottedpaw13 moaned.

"Good, you're out of your Yugioh the Abridged Series...thing..." Spottedpaw sighed. "It's a good thing I closed it off. Now, what room do we go to?"

"This way," Spottedpaw13 replied as she led them to a door with a one on it.

"Oh, so the Author can answer HER question, but when I ask it I get an obscure parody reference!" Cinderpaw growled. "This is just great!"

Spottedpaw began to glow, and the door with a 1 on it opened.

"Can I have a 1-Up?" Firefrost inquired.

"NO!" Spottedpaw13 hissed as she entered the door. Her 'companions' followed her.

No! I don't want a free laptop or a free iPod! Stupid internet!

"MUHAHAHAHA!" a voice emitted from somewhere. "In order to beat this challenge, you must swim through the river and rescue this puppy!"

"But I don't want to rescue the puppy!" Cinderpaw growled.

"I can't swim!" Spottedpaw13 moaned.

"I wish I was a real boy!" Spottedpaw protested.

''How is that a protest? Will you three stop complaining about your stupid lives and help me rescue the puppy?!?" Firefrost demanded.

Cinderpaw grinned as weird music playedin the background. "MUHAHAHAHA!" the only evil cat in this foursome jumped in the water and rescued the puppy. She threw it at Firefrost's feet. "That's for calling my life stupid."

A light surrounded Cinderpaw. "Wow, you fail at life. Oh well, second, we recognize you anyway. Why does the second have to be evil and fail at life at the same time??"

"HEY!" Cinderpaw growled. "Hey, is there a door with a 2 on it?"

"No," Spottedpaw13 sighed. "But there's tons of 1s and 3s."

"Do you know how bad this chapter stinks?" Cinderpaw whispered. "It's short. And stupid. I've made my point."

Yes, Cinderpaw, it stinks. Too bad, you're an important character now, so deal with it.
You can guess who the third is. It's obvious.
The weird backgroud music was Brooklyn Rage. HINT HINT.
~Spottedpaw13 should sleep now~