Have you noticed that the chapter titles are now parts of Yoshin's lame prophecies? Good. Cookie. On the green platter. Did I say platter? That's what I meant. Don't look at me like that.
Yup, Naruto/Naruto Abridged mention in the last chapter too. Bonus points if you find it, and I know I can.
Look at me, I'm Spottedpaw! I'm obsessed with the Warriors series and I'm very violent. TAKE THAT, CHEESE PLANET!

"So, aren't we going to go consult the red door and see if we can go in?" Firefrost asked.

"Nope!" Spottedpaw13 grinned. "We beat bomb land, which was really a Pokemon Ranger rip-off, and we beat pirate ship swimming land, which was a river with a dieing puppy. We're going to go to the third thingy, which probably has something to do with shadows."*

"Yeah it does!" Yoshin agreed, clearly not leaving the story yet. "No one is reading this, but we'll make all sorts of references to it in the future, FORCING everyone to read it in its horribleness! It's the perfect evil plan!"

"You're extremely annoying and have an evil plan. You should join my evil council," Cinderpaw commented.

Spottedpaw shivered, as she is a member of the evil council. "THAT'S pure evil."

"Can we get on with my stupid prophecy?" Yoshin asked.

".........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...." Spottedpaw13 snored. (No, I do not snore...ha, as if I know.)

"Whoops. She's the only person who can actually figure out the plot. We'll have to wait for her to regain consciousness," Firefrost sighed.

"I'm awake!" Spottedpaw13 shouted at 11:11 the next day.

"Good, now for the prophecy," Yoshin sighed in relief. "Beware, live in fear. Silent shadows are near. They don't make a sound, they're hunters of night. They'll kill you before you can see the light. And that's it until I make something else up."

"Okay, your prophecies were already stupid, and now they rhyme? Who are you, Dr. Seuss?!?!?" Firefrost yowled.**

Yoshin trembled in fear. "Beware, live in fear, they're here!" The highly annoying shiny Pikachu ran away, shivering, hopefully out of the story forever, but I hope by now you can see that yes, he's coming back next chapter.

Spottedpaw13 shrugged and led them to a door. "This is supposed to be thwomp and whomp land, but we'll get taken somewhere else, probably."

Cinderpaw glowed, and the door opened. The four cats entered the room...

"So now what?" Cinderpaw demanded. "All this is is a forest that blocks out the light. We can't see anything. What are we supposed to do?"

"Oh no, Nightpaw31, you didn't," Spottedpaw13 growled. "You did, didn't you?? I'm going to KILL you for this!"

"What is it?" Spottedpaw whispered.

"Be on your guard. Don't move," Spottedpaw13 whispered back, making sure everyone could here. "Silent shadows are near."

"Beware, live in fear, silent shadows are near," a voice murmured. "Beware, live in fear, silent shadows are near. Beware live in fear, silent shadows are here."

Spottedpaw13 flinched. "Be on your guard, they're here!"

Just then, she heard a growl from Firefrost. She turned around to face him and found that he was fighting a purely black she-cat with green eyes.

"No!" Spottedpaw13 growled as she jumped on the cat. "You can't be real!"

"Ah, but I can." Spottedpaw13 FELT the words, they were never spoken. "You always knew I would come, creator. You knew as soon as that lousy orange mouse uttered the words silent shadows. Beware, live in fear, silent shadows are here, dear!"

"Silent Shadow!" Spottedpaw13 gasped. "I never intended for you to be evil! You were the good guy!"

"Yeah, but you're not in charge anymore," the words were Silent Shadow's, yet were never spoken, only felt. "Nightpaw31 is my master now!"

"What is it?" Spottedpaw gasped.

"One of my non-Warrior creations, who's gone wrong," Spottedpaw13 spat. "Silent Shadow!"

"Creeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyy," Cinderpaw muttered. "However, Spottedpaw and I are unable to move a muscle. You two must fend for yourselves."

"Oh thanks a lot, Nightpaw31!" Spottedpaw13 hissed in exasperation. "Well, I have plans for this story now! I'm taking back control!"

As she spoke, Firefrost managed to defeat Silent Shadow.

"Oh dear, I believe I must have gotten thrown out of the limbo. I shall go back," Silent Shadow, now herself, whispered as she disappeared.

Firefrost began to glow. "You really have all three? WOW, you're good, Spottedpaw13!"

"I try," Spottedpaw13 blushed.

"Blah blah blah, you know," the voice that emitted from somewhere yawned. "We have better things to do than say it. Goodbye."

"Thank you, the Silent Shadow," Spottedpaw13 whispered as she disappeared back to well, the castle.

"You're welcome!"

"Okay," Firefrost muttered. "Now what?"

"Is that door locked?" Spottedpaw asked.

"Who knows? It's time to head upstairs," Spottedpaw13 commented as she walked toward the door.

Cinderpaw caught up with her. "You know, the way you helped Firefrost win was SO cheesey."

"It's my story now." Spottedpaw13 gave her a big grin. "I can do what I want with it."

Who is the Silent Shadow? Check my Homepage to see.

* Whenever I described a place, I was referring to the room's painting.

** We here at Spottedpaw13 do not dislike Dr. Seuss. In fact, we like Dr. Seuss. After all, Spottedpaw13 herself has a t-shirt of "I am Sam. Sam I am" from Green Eggs and Ham. Applause for Dr. Seuss, for being good at rhyming.

Yup, someday I'm going to write a book with Silent Shadow. Hurray for Sci-Fi fantasy!
Check my Homepage
Stay tuned!
~Spottedpaw13~